The fact we’re only one full week into January

There’s not a force in this world that would convince me to watch the abysmal Heated Rivalry

We need an all stars series of big brother so this icon can appear on our screens again

My Twitter account has been permanently suspended

wanna shag so many of u lot honestly

The way iPhone alarms are just sometimes like “aww yeah I’m gonna just not make any noise”

Might be going to Paris in October!

Okay nevermind then Jesus CHRIST #TheTraitors

This might actually be the first series of the show where the Faithful aren’t actually a bunch of bumbling fools #TheTraitors

Feel like I’m in the minority here when I say I cannot STAND Stephen. Absolutely horrendous pretentious vibes I’m sorry. #TheTraitors

Everyone is saying Fiona is the mother of the series but I believe it’s actually Jessie #TheTraitors

I’m sorry but Fiona gives me “I’m backing Boris” vibes #TheTraitors

I know Todrick Hall is abysmal but he unfortunately did slap with this

There isn’t a day that goes by why I don’t quote this

Fiona #TheTraitors

The turret tonight #TheTraitors

I know Matthew is hot and does those headstands with his arse out but my goodness is he bloody boring. Literally toast with no butter #TheTraitors

Reece #TheTraitors

God I love men so fucking much

Made some utterly gorgeous fajitas last night and had the leftovers today and I’m sad that there’s none left

I was bored so I’ve decided to head home early as a treat

this post could kill Joe Biden

Alone in the office today

Office ran out of oat milk so I’ve had to use a bit of cow titty for my coffee

Why are the contestants acting so shocked and horrified at the sight of people in cloaks and masks and things surrounding death may I ask. This show has been going four seasons not including international versions. Stop this phoney act. #TheTraitors

And alas, a new mother emerged in the wake of Ross’s ashes #TheTraitors

Fucking up my leg/lower back right at the beginning of the year meaning I can’t do a proper exercise routine is just what I fucking needed when I’m starting to feel really shitty about my body again😭 I just wanted to go for a run tonight but I’m in too much pain

Sat behind a gay on the bus who just went on ChatGPT to ask how long it takes for a baby bump to show and his friend was like “you shouldn’t do that for things that you can google” and he went “this’ll give me a better answer” and without thinking I just blurted out “no it won’t”

Back to work tomorrow

Was squatting in the gym earlier and activated the irritated nerve in my lower right back, just had to hobble to orchestra rehearsal with my tuba on my back yelping in pain the whole time

we need to get Mariam Aisha Cey (formerly Sandra Harses Wilson) to sort Trump out.

But asking grok to take clothes off of minors is okay

what’s everyone’s least favourite whole number? Mine is probably 6. Such a boring number. No personality at all, forgettable, even - but at what cost? Who wants two lots of 3? Just a bit of a shit number honestly

I found an open chocolate bar just sat on the sink in the train station toilet the other day. What in the Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness??

anyway let’s see how 2027 goes. Maybe that’ll be the year x

One of the Jamaican food stands on rye lane today was playing a reggae version of You’re Beautiful by James Blunt and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

Happy 10 years to this diva

There’ll be a lot of this

Me at 23:58:22 tonight

Sorry to be fiat 500 but I’m absolutely devastated that Friends has been taken off of Netflix. I used it as background noise!!!😡😡😡

please can someone adopt Melia I can’t handle this

Came into the office today for the sole purpose of making sure someone was here to receive deliveries but both UPS and DHL have either failed to show up or have not bothered to attempt delivery so I’m buggering off

put Taylor Swift on my outs list for 2026 and people are taking it far too seriously

I'm glad you all have big biceps that must be nice

What’s everyone’s nye plans?? I don’t have any and I’m stressing out lol

I really want have some like nasty, disrespectful hate sex with someone

Do you think Brits back in the medieval times used to refer to public executions as pubby exes? Like “hey mate you goin to watch the pubby ex tonight?”

Bread and butter pudding was so good I had to ride it

Made a lentil wellington like I do every year and I got to say I think this is the best one I’ve ever done my loves x Please ignore the fact my gravy looks like vomit it was actually really nice