Just ran 5.5k (could’ve done 10k but my throat was too dry and sore to carry on😢)

the lesbian icon Amber

Im havin a lovely afternoon

My mum just sent me a pic of some local strawberries she got and I’m actually a bit h word

Because I know you all love this (cut off the last bit of the vid because my hand covered the camera lol)

Just ran 10k in this heat

Just been sat out on the roof terrace on the sun lounger with my laptop working

Yeah, this basically prohibits trans people from existing in public. If they’re not allowed in the spaces for their gender, and also not allowed in the spaces for the sex they were assigned at birth, they cannot exist anywhere. Bridget Phillipson deserves to rot in hell.

Had an argument with a colleague at work today about how I shouldn’t have to create pivot tables on excel for people who earn double my salary

Do I want to go for a run today?

The fact we could’ve had Holli Jervais presenting #Strictly alongside Emma Willis and yet we got the abysmal Josh Widdicombe.

Israel came second. The EBU needs to fully investigate the very obvious voting irregularities because this happens every single year. Fuck Israel. Fuck the EBU. And frankly fuck everyone who tuned into Eurovision this year. There's no "love love peace peace" when you are condoning genocide.

because of u i never stray too far from the sidewalk

The fact that the music releases have been so utterly abysmal so far this year that Robyn could well (deservedly) get AOTY

In bed by 10 on a Friday night

Top line is me being careful/writing at a slower pace second line is me scribbling in a rush Numbers, plus the @ and & symbols Very messy and untidy, just like me

Just went to cross the road and a guy turned in without signalling, shouted at him to indicate next time and he flipped me off out his window

WHEN AH HHHOUNK MA HOUURN STEP INSIDE step insiiiiide🥰

Keir Starmer to Wes Streeting in the No. 10 kitchen today

we used to be a proper country

British weather is so unserious because why is it blowing a gale, raining and also sunny at the same time

Remember when Kylie released Padam and Manila Luzon did that horrific “cumdump” cover and then she released Tension and Max Abysmalegde was up barking in her face with his best “impression” of her. Poor Kylie she couldn’t catch a break in that era.

Gerry.. Gerry, I was sitting on the sofa minding my own business when someone said “Nicky, can you please come over and divide the beers up.”

Just had a lush shower at work x

I’ve had a hangover free weekend

in bed before 9pm

Was up early this morning, went to the farmers market, did leg day at the gym and went for a run

When it all goes to shit down south and it will go to shit, do not give the Reform voters a chance to pull that “oh I was so misled” bullshit. You knew EXACTLY what you were voting for. Cunts

Timeline has always enjoyed when I’ve done this lol

just the fact that back in the day we used to get incredible Big Brother housemates like Nicky Maxwell and in the most recent series we had racist brainless shitstain grifter Emily Hewertson. It’s so depressing

There was a bunch of YouTube channels uploading massive 2/3 day compilations of full Family Guy and American Dad episodes last week and it seems as though they’ve completely disappeared now

The women from the Sheila’s Wheels advert have arrived at the 2026 #MetGala

Mariam Aisha Sey (formerly Sandra Harses Wilson) has arrived at the 2026 Met Gala. Mashallah!

Why don’t we spell zebra like zeborah

fuck a app

Managed to run 13km on Tuesday earlier this week and I’ve just gotten 2km into one today and had to stop cause my body felt like it was going to collapse

On the Stansted Express back into London and there are so many children just being loud and fucking annoying I’m going to combust soon

Pedo Charles and Cowmilla visiting the 9/11 memorial site and meeting with victims families?? PACK THIS IN. It were 25 years ago for goodness sake!! Time to MOVE ON and stop with this WOKE NONSENSE.

obsessed with Charley Uchea’s yacht outfit woes

And I’ve also ordered a Chinese takeaway which is on the company’s dime

me two seconds after arriving at my hotel room in Dublin

About to take flight in this lovely golden hour!🌞

Off to Dublin tonight

Bruce from Family Guy I care for you

Men who play rugby save me. Save me men who play rugby

I knew there was gonna be a problem as soon as you come in here I knew there was be.

Are two bowls of chocolate shreddies and some smoky bacon Pringles this morning already

new covergirl wetslicks fruit spritzers