Gotten to the point of me being back home in Scotland where I’m bored out of my skull and just wanna go back to London now but I don’t fly back till Sunday

One thing I’m truly fucking sick of when it comes to the Labour government is this bullshit slogan they’ve adapted saying “we’re putting money back in people’s pockets”. I have had approximately £0 put into my pocket since Keir minced his pathetic arse into No.10

I want birthday sex :(

It’s my birthday🎈

If you see this, post a picture of your thighs. Here have a bunch from when I was thin last year x

anal sex! What a brilliant thing

Find myself just feeling not at all good enough for the gay community sometimes lmao

Bitta golden hour vanity never hurt anyone🌞

I wanna have sex with so many of u lot

Out of office is on, making way to the airport to catch my flight to Scotland for my birthday week and not back at work until April 7th!!!!

We need a live action Frozen with Holli Jervais as Elsa

Not only is watching the new Harry Potter bollocks fundamentally bad and contributing to the erasure and harm of trans people, it also just makes you fucking sad. Even if JK Rowling weren’t a piece of shit this series is still beyond overdone and you need to fucking get a life.

Can’t stop thinking about this old clip from Big Brother 8 where Ziggy was spouting his usual fragile manchild bollocks at Nicky and she just decided to blatantly ignore him. Queen.

Gonna have some veggie lasagna and garlic bread

Sick and tired of slutty straight men at the gym

Mum is currently making arrangements for my birthday cake

Can’t stop thinking about this diva

Stepped in for a rehearsal tonight and was invited to the pub afterwards by the conductor (and even promised a drink) but on the way there I saw there was a train in 20 minutes so just thought bugger this and went home without telling anyone

Just seen that Chuck Norris has died!

Doctor: you have 14 minutes 18 seconds to live me:

Going into the office for the fourth day in a row tomorrow

The door on our washing machine has broken off so going to have to handwash my clothes for the next year or so until the landlord can be bothered to replace or fix it

Just seen a lady at the gym reading vogue whilst on the recumbent bike machine

Shostakovich when he wrote Festive Overture

The English right wing love to whinge about not getting the same level of celebration on St George’s Day as the Irish do on St Patrick’s when Jeremy Corbyn literally promised giving us bank holidays on all the patron Saint days if he won in 2019

Went out both friday and saturday this weekend and I don’t think I’ve ever been on my way to work with this level of hangxiety and regret URGH

Just had an MRI and the machine they put you in for it is so bloody loud? No need for all of that

A girl at the tube station just now asked me if I hand made my jumper-vest and when I told her I didn’t and that I bought it from a charity shop she said “oh I just thought you were really talented”

Why is it suddenly -27 degrees may I ask

Right wingers and the media throwing a complete and utter tantrum about Hannah Spencer wearing a colourful (and actually really nice) outfit in parliament can we just blow up the UK

we are in hell actually

Just made an omelette

gave in to cravings and had two slices of toast before bed just now even though I’m eating way too many carbs at the minute

Sia😍♥️

Nobody: Chappell Roan:

Going to see The Vaccines on Friday and I am already anticipating being the only gay and poor person in the room

I can’t stop laughing at Tracey and Kara-Louise’s joint eviction from BB8 Tracey constantly shouting AV ITT and GET IIIN like a drunken hooligan over the crowd whilst Kara follows behind awkwardly just like 🤗

Though I’d found a paypig but he just gave me £20 over two days and is now ghosting me

Doesn’t feel like tomorrow should be Monday. Feels like we should have another day of weekend. Might just pretend it’s still the weekend tomorrow as a treat and if anyone at work asks I can just be like “I’ve decided today is my Sunday”

Incase you haven’t noticed ive been rewatching BB8 recently and i just want to highlight what an injustice it was that we started that series with a banging female cast and yet by the last two weeks we were left with mostly abysmal men. Granted the best abysmal man won but still

Been trying to get back into cold showering again lately since it’s supposedly better for you

Just did a 10k run on a hangover and I actually feel fantastic now

Physical came on shuffle whilst I was running and I didn’t realise it was the version with the abysmal Troye Sivan until he swooped in to spoil the second verse

Woke up hungover. Need cock and cash

Had to show two people who earn about double my salary how to create a pivot table on excel and add someone else’s calendar to their outlook respectively at work today

remember when LadBaby did that Christmas song with Ed Sheeran and Elton John called Sausage Rolls For Everyone

Sick and tired of this week already and it’s only Tuesday

The thing is though Simon I have to be given a chance

People don’t wanna see someone with a face like a slapped lemon

Drunk messaged Gerry from BB8 last night saying I thought he was really hot and he left me on read