Thighs from a distance

it’s not coming home

Have you seen my boobs? Video on my X account pinned asking Musky to move his X London Office regarding my refusal to remove my Breast Cancer Awareness Brooch on reception. Check it out!

1000 pink balloons DJ with your favorite tunes Birthday cake in August But you were born 19th of June

Science Fiction. Double feature.

There is a teenager in the gym wearing a full on school uniform. Not even taken his tie off.

Another victory for the abysmal England.

Everyone should have a lot of gay sex today in honour of Ann Widdecombe’s passing

happy Friday indeed🥳🥳🥳

Hello all pls share my Vinted page around I desperately need to get rid of some of my old clothing 😁😁

she took such a huge shit on the mother toilet that they had to get the pussy plumber to bring the queen plunger

She was so happy to be playing the tuba

just been woken up by a fucking procession of drunk football fans so I guess England won

I’m so ugly

That stupid bloody opaque dick/hole pic trend has made its way over here from twitter

BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU MADONNA ATE

The way Madonna released such an incredible album and she’s only 5 years old wtf

nevermind

England are losing

Haircut gay powers etc

Hello all I am selling some of my preloved clothing and items on Vinted please have a look xx

Thinking about when I drunk dmed the kind Halifax back in 2018. They aren’t even my bank. RIP💔💔💔

London Pride this weekend!

Gutted for Ar Serena but by JERV did that young Aussie girl play a bloody good game of tennis

Serena Williams is on centre court

Got paid today and I’m already poor as fuck thanks to having to pay for driving lessons I can’t fucking do this anymore

Ran 15k, went to the gym, have just cleaned the entire flat and now getting ready for dinner then bed

finally had sex after a month and a half of celibacy

Not to get all ‘oh Jeremy Corbyn’ about things but I have very vivid memories of journalists and other cunts all laughing their heads off at the 2017 manifesto commitment to plant fucking loads of trees to help cities mitigate the impact of excessive heat.

Scotland is officially out of the World Cup

look everyone no hands!

Can someone be really nice and buy me a Deliveroo? Really fancy a takeaway

Randomly remembering the time at university we performed Dialogues Des Carmelites which was an opera about a bunch of nuns in the French Revolution who just basically decided to get their heads chopped off. Was actually very cunt?

It’s just me in the office today along with two very senior people from our main branch of HQ plus a brand new client and I’m wearing red booty shorts, a tank top, bright yellow sunglasses and flip flops

Just walked past two teenagers doing the whip nae nae dance. Maybe the kids are alright

Even the skies know that these worthless pebbles in Wiltshire need to be ZAPPED from existence!! Nature itself is rejecting the disgustingly woke #SCAMHENGE! END THIS MADNESS!! It's about time we BULLDOZED it and built something USEFUL, like a Keir Starmer Memorial Exhibit

the fact that this one flopped. You all got bored of me so quickly

I am genuinely so bad at engaging in conversation with colleagues first thing in the morning honestly idk how people can come in to the office and just start chatting away

I know I acted like a whore yesterday on here but it’s humpday so

7:15am on the bus to work and I already can’t cope with this temperature

Went out with two guys from the gay orchestra I play with on Sunday and I really fancy one of them and naively thought he fancied me back but I went to get a drink, turned back around and he had his tongue down the other guy’s throat

First time that a thirst trap of mine has actually done relatively well

Showering on work time is good for mental health

Andy Burnham is an opportunist Zionist scumbag and the centrists are going to become even more insufferable if and when he becomes prime minister

Even in his final moments as prime minister Starmer still can’t stop throwing out lies and pathetic jabs about Corbyn lmfao truly the definition of rent free

Starmer

Bills up. Wages too low. Record profits for Oil & Gas. 50 richest families with more wealth than 50% of population. Shit in our rivers. Pensioners jailed for protesting. Migrants thrown under the bus. Supporting a Genocide. That's Starmer's legacy.