The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks. We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign. www.transbashback.com/fsu.html xoxo BASH BACK

If it’s your first day back at work today my Top Tip is to get some annual leave booked in asap because it really helps deal with The Horror, even if all you’ll be doing with the leave is staring at the walls in your house

I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.

Obviously the main thing with Starmer is he’s an egregious arsehole but it mustn’t be overlooked that he is also unspeakably naff & embarrassing. I hate him!!

We had a good run

I feel like I am going insane. The US has literally kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, and now it’s ’peaceful and democratic transition’ ?!

Happy New (Posting) Year, everyone, we’re seeing in 2026 with a bang

The correlation between having a dog as your profile photo and being an irredeemable cunt should be studied. Someone get some AHRC funding, the primary data sources are incredible

Just say with your full chest you’re not arsed about children going hungry

I want 2026 to be the year of making use of AI socially unacceptable. Every time your pal says they asked ChatGTP, every time your dad sends some you some slop image - make it clear that you think it’s dogshit, that you respect them less for their use of it, and that they shouldn’t do it again

She’ll have boiled industrial quantities of piss here, I love that for her, what a queen www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz...

Happy new year, people in my phone. I hope 2026 is better for all of us than 2025 has been and that all of our enemies are defeated x

My only New Year’s resolution is to be more of a cunt to people who deserve it

Very glad to see the back of this year if only because it means nobody else will ever again say the phrase ‘twenty twenty thrive’ in conversation with me

The less you or people you love or care about are impacted by the failings & cruelty of a government they lead, the less you will understand why people do not like Starmer & Reeves.

If I was the failchild nepo baby in charge of a weird & irrelevant think tank/job creation scheme for briefcases I’d probably just take the salary & count my blessings quietly rather than remind people I exist by sharing my bad & wrong opinions with the world.

If people hated me more than Liz Truss, Boris Johnson etc I couldn’t leave the house. You’d simply never hear from me again. Less popular than Thatcher!!

Might pivot to becoming a ‘this person can eat shit’ account. Christ knows I’d have enough candidates

I tell you who else can eat shit, that fucking ‘daily mail antisemitic caricature’ ghoul

Suzanne Moore and Melanie Philips can and should eat shit

‘Paul Elliot (Chuckle) MBE’ - hysterical

In which Telegraph journalists, straight-facedly claiming that the council tax surcharge on properties over £2m will flag such properties to burglars, claim to have neve heard of 'walking down a street and looking at the houses'.

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Excited for the emails from brands to change from IT IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BUY to EVERYTHING IS ON SALE BUY IT AT ONCE

My “London is falling” moment: some company called Until has hung giant shiny letters spelling out their name in a curved window on Charing Cross Road so the UNT really stands out as you walk down and nobody, not one of you, has added a C. For shame, London. For shame ☹️

This constituency was Tory since it was created in the 1830s until the Lib Dems won the by-election that got rid of Owen Paterson. I’d always assumed tories at least looked after their own ‘heartlands’ but clearly not. Everything, everywhere, up for grabs or left to rot.

Wonder if David Walliams will also have a Bear Grylls Baptism in the river Thames or does that only happen after the CANCELLED BY WOKE media round

No single protest, hunger strike, petition, or meeting with ministers ever definitively “wins” a struggle. It’s always a balance of forces, using what’s available without burning out - in prison without trial all they have is their bodies - and it’s up to us to support the hunger strikers tbh

“£19m funding for councils to provide safe housing for domestic abuse survivors.” — tomorrow’s Euromillions jackpot is £26m. Outrageous really that lottery prizes are bigger than the amounts the literal government will throw at councils for funding things like this

There’s a dad on this bus with very long hair, huge beard, leather jacket with all metal band patches on, ripped jeans etc. His very young daughter is sat behind him telling him how he will be a ‘very pretty daddy’ when she has put his hair into pigtails

If at the end of big big 2025 you are smearing your dogshit opinions about how ‘good’ Keir Starmer is all over God’s internet then you mare either a naive fool or fundamentally right wing, OR a combination of the two

I think there should be a publicly accessible register of cybertruck owners because WHAT DO YOU MEAN you spent adult money on buying that heap of shit

Capitalism is so wonderful

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Super interesting how he has more energy for this than for those far-right marches where people were calling for his government to be overthrown.

Actually Keir Starmer is very offensive so jot that down

The thing that always strikes me about these photos of the genital inspectors are that they all look so fucking *miserable* all the time

I'd pay good money just to see her argument for these biscuits being "biologically male"

Interesting to note the increasingly desperate tone & harried facial expressions of Labour MPs in their little social media videos. You can see the ‘in real time’ dawning realisation that there will be too many of them booted out of Parliament for *every* briefcase to land a consultancy gig in 2029

I agree with Keir Starmer: it should be illegal for landlords to sell drugs outside his children’s school, but lawful for non-landlords

I can’t think of many activities I’d like to do less on a Sunday night than attend the Weekly Worker’s ‘Online Communist Forum’ zoom meeting Jesus CHRIST

Some! Good! News! news.sky.com/story/engine...

I think this is true but I also think we saw something else in the wake of Trump’s re-election that I wouldn’t be surprised to learn was also true here. I remember seeing stories about people who voted Trump specifically because of immigration - who were then upset when the policy they voted for

It is an ‘international NHS’ because it is staffed by people from all over the world. In my very recent experience, if people born overseas hadn’t come to share their skills in our health service then I could very well have lost my mum. Skilled & compassionate migrant labour saved her life.

It’s one of those lie after lie after lie situations: in order to protect the big lie that their brand of austerity politics is good for the economy and people, these lib freaks need to buy into the lie that people are faking mental health conditions caused by it www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

I want them.

It’s quite weird for your party people to be all ‘see we told you so’ because that Femi person has joined the Greens or are you not aware of who is in your own organisation?

I also wish for Palmer Luckey to be beneath the earth's crust.