i don't even have that strong an opinion on Lucy Powell i just want to get the bluesky Rude label

me and my posts todah

someone needs to put @lucympowell.bsky.social on suicide watch. or better yet - Don't! 🤭🤭🤭

Lucy Powell having replies off on here is so funny. @lucympowell.bsky.social you stupid fucking witch turn on replies so i can tell you in excruciating detail on every post of yours how deeply fucking braindead every word out of your worthless fucking mouth is. STUPID VILE WITCH!!! 🤬 🤬 💥

“sorry about the fascism you’re dealing with; here’s a $10 coupon that expires next week.” via @marisakabas.bsky.social

someone just blocked me because i pointed out their blog is littered with ads for sex toys 💀

ummmmmmm . okay so *blasts you with my healing rays*

i love the new starters SO MUCH #PokemonWindsWaves #PokemonDay

i said on Twitter last year when Starmer gave his "island of strangers" speech: he isn't playing a bad political game. he isn't chasing a bad strategy fed to him by advisors. the mask is off and he is showing us all this is truly what he believes. but don't take my word for it - he said so himself.

Ppl need to get there heads round this guy being right wing not pretending so he can chase votes

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for bigger boobs?” A cheer went up from waiting voters.

The people of Gorton and Denton have voted overwhelmingly to give heroin to Sir Keir Starmer’s son, and I hope the prime minister will now do the decent thing.

Teardown is a fun game that i did not understand what it was before buying it. like i thought it was just a voxel sandbox. and it has a sandbox mode!! which i've legitimately never played. because the story mode is this incredible immsim-lite heist gameplay that is genuinely so clever and fun

LET'S GOOOOOOO

Starmer is definitely on his last life now.. one more scandal or gaffe and it's curtains for him. then they can wheel out Wes, which will be different somehow

*Sobbing miserably* I have to hand it to Metacritic

bad news i'm afraid. just went down the local playground and all the kids were doing crack so sad.

it's mental how rapidly the two main parties of the UK just died. like the tories are NOTHING now and Labour are dead in the water too. going back to 2019 and telling past me that in 2026 the two major parties would be the Greens and Nigel Farage Vanity Project No. 207

every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars

a gag that's not that actually that funny but makes me crack up for some reason is when a real celebrity is portrayed by someone who is extreme obviously not that celebrity. like Maya Rudolph as Dionne Warwick in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, or Karan Soni as Jerry Seinfeld in that Aunty Donna show

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

This is also genocide

forgotten my sertraline two days in a fucking row OUGH the brain zaps loom i fear.

firefox's latest feature being a big button to disable all AI is very funny. "hey we pivoted to focus on AI!" "ok so by popular demand you can choose to loudly ignore that sorry"

Products For Men (2023)

kath and kim is becoming a problem for me

Movie: Toy Story Language: Norwegian

thinking about becoming one of those people who says "do you KNOW how many PRESERVATIVES are in that?!" whenever you eat anything

How many millions? 6? 7?

Just heard the 6-7 kid is getting a sponsorship deal to the tune of millions. What the fuck is even the point

what if they was called instagrub and grotify

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

they should make a phone that administers a lethal dose of a nerve agent if you try to download a dating app

bewildered by these Easter handcuffs

set up a Mumble server simply because i did not realise they were SO resource efficient. you really can run one on a potato

lol, AWS vibe coded itself an outage www.ft.com/content/00c2...

the most basic and cringe thing i consistently find hilarious is purposefully confusing inventing & discovery. Newton invented gravity. Edison discovered the lightbulb.

arrested on his birthday because they looked at the files and saw the way he likes to party

📯 ANDREW ARRESTED ANDREW ARRESTED THIS IS THE ANDREW ARRESTED KLAXON 📯

BREAKING: Prince Andrew and every other member of British royal family killed in freak electrical accident during group photo. Search has begun for a surviving heir

i'm going to deadname prince andrew that's his biological title

guyssssss i'm queefing up a storm 😫😫

the fact that Deus Ex: Human Revolution takes place in 2027.......

🐎 happy horse to those who celebrate