addicted to saying "shut your cave" if you haven't noticed

yeah, coz america is the way it is because random brits tutting online ain't stepping in and stopping trump..??? the fuck are you talking about. what do you flamen well expect us to do you schewpid fucking gimp!!!! shut your fucking cave daft cunt. like for real what "something" are we meant to do 😭

whys he doing the six seven hands. ANYWAY fun fact you can download the entirety of wikipedia and access it offline with XOWA or Kiwix

i dont care about the headline i just like seeing nick clegg looking fucking haggard in this photo. good. fucking shrivel up and die you fucking wank. we all remember the coalition of chaos you SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

searching "vaccines in the water" on Twitter/X (answers to both) and gooning my failpenis to the search results

ive never watched hunger games which is why i think im like, not as insufferable as other millennials. but like it appeals to me on paper, right? bunch of teens get killed? LOVE. but it's #woke :/

farting up a storm in the office loos OMG i should be shot

🚨BREAKING: singer holly jervis has reportedly put both fingers in a chinese finger trap and has been stuck for the past five hours.

I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.

what musical duo oversee domain names? ICANN Tina Turner

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

After what it did to your boy Jordan Peterson, I don't blame you

addicted to saying "let's be french!" after things that aren't remotely french

someone should faithfully recreate Doom in Skyrim and call it Doom Scrolling

contemplative and liminal meg griffin moments

rare and niche peter griffin moments

magical

i'm on mastodon now! probably not gonna be active much - follow me at tiny.tilde.website/@slimelia

folks on bluesky who use mastodon, what frontend do you use? the default, or phanpy, or something else?

The incalculable damage of the Mercator Projection continues unabated. Reminds me of this bit i liked from the west wing youtu.be/UPaca-SrvEk

trump not understanding the mercator projection is wholly unsurprising. but also. is there not a fucking globe in the oval office?

Asking to use your bathroom and firing off a dozen posts like "Straight passing people love hiding their lotion" while I'm in there for 45 minutes

Wes Streeting has blood on his hands.

If we're serious about ending public murders of innocent people by paramilitary goons cosplaying as law enforcement, it's not just ICE that has to go. It's the police too. Defunding the police IS the compromise.

confused transphobe who says they oppose the gender binary because "binary means two and you cant be two genders ONLY ONE"

do u think cis women who do lezzy porn get flapmogged by real bucketvag havers

u should be allowed to kill urself for one day just to see what its like

evergreen

Beatrice and Erika Umineko at the Phillies game

"Heated Rivalry" makes me nervous like "Schitt's Creek." Incredibly bad omen that people are turning to Canadian entertainment for sense of comfort

Gaze upon my throne of ice

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

Czar gets out tomorrow morning, everyone! He’s doing great and is in great spirits and recovering well! Per Kaimi, he’s improved so much and his therapies will continue when he gets back home. Thanks to everyone who shared and donated. Spread the word he’s coming home. 🥹

POP THE AI BUBBLE!!! POP THE AI BUBBLE!!! POP THE AI BUBBLE!!! POP THE AI BUBBLE!!! POP THE AI BUBBLE!!!

morning

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Gracie Abrams Just Had Sex With A Dog On Stage At Coachella ‼️

drag name Sultry Delicious

And see if you want to be Juicy and gracious you have to take your Ls. You have to be ready and willing to Acquiesce. it's Modern and Becoming and so mother of you. 💋💄Everybody Say LOVE 🌎

andddd sure. okay. this is sloppy seconds cos i already posted it on Twitter/X (answers to both). but the context of the sitch is? I Am In Such A Silly Mood Today .... Like OMG!! Sooooooooo QUIRKY 🤗🤗🥰🤪 Yay

look all I'm saying is that like we have so. many people to torture on live public access television. maybe even beam it into Space! just shoot it on up there. but like point it at the Sun. but it's got to go. Up, right?

its weird we have a casino themed fascist for a leader named trump and he coats everything in gold like we are kind of a fallout faction

his name was ol Joe Burgersauce and he spent all day tickling his gooch. did it in the debate once. and see that's when. Uncle Sam tapped him on the shoulder and said. son. you've done good. you've sat around doing nothing your whole term. Was I A Good President? No Joey. You Were Da Best 🤍

hey anyone remember this guy