Watch my video it takes place on the internet youtu.be/_RG7hU_S8Vc

marmite being £5.85 now

can't stop thinking about "this is a message to kerrstymer"

Rishi Sunak is the fourth funniest Prime Minister to bring up in conversation in 2026. mainly because his face looks like an Aardman character. the third funniest is John Major, on account of the deirdre barlow glasses. 2nd is pigfucker Cameron. number 1 is obviously, obviously Liz Truss

i love that whenever mel giedroyc is on any tv show she just fucking burps. 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Taskmaster, Last One Laughing, Unforgivable.. you put that gassy lady on the telly she's gonna hit a big fuckin burp

trying to post through it rn

french ghost be like: boux

creatures internet edition, print ad, excerpt (2001) archive.org/details/PC_Z...

smokin on that shit that made the Pope shit in the woods

i went back in time to stop 9/11 but when i came back to the present now BOTH towers were hit????? 😭😭 my bad guys

lurantis doodle

The gnome is munching on a worm hole.

(To the tune of "Video killed the radio star" by The Buggles) Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star

*consolidates power*

only the French could invent a dish as uniquely insane, cruel, and weird as ortolan, something even they recognise as shameful enough to warrant hiding from God whilst you eat it. which is funny, because it implies French people think that they'd be getting into Heaven otherwise

thinking about that clip of Ringo Starr saying he doesn't eat cow because "the molecules are too big"

Hitler didn't die his particles were harvested and they were transferred into the technology known as "Microsoft Outlook"

One of my proudest pieces, "Isometric Exercise"

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

i'm sorry ms jackson (ooh) i am congealed

tuesdays are lowkey the day that god forgot. we're all alone and suffering on tuesdays, a tuesday is devoid of soul

Idk man you posted "the gift of life is that it ends" under My post about hope and love. You tell Me

found the forum moderator

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That doesn't contradict anything I said, Vanessa.

Love you my darling 🥰😘😘..it's soooo cute pussy..

new communities like... *checks notes* women

this being Trump's current strategy with blockades..

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

opened this to ensure that Ravenholm was listed. it was 🙂‍↕️ balance is preserved

I need so much help especially now that my doc said not to work a bit due to mental health 🤪 #gofundme #trans #help #mtf

Terry's Chocolate Broccoli

it's called bluesky because if you look outside the real sky is blue and bluesky is real just like the blue sky

once I told my 67 obsessed niece the "why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9" joke, and she riposted with "why was 10 afraid? because it was in the middle of 9/11" zero people are ready for Gen Alpha

@digidevilmona.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Thamescore. Estuary aesthetic. this is anywhere on the Thames east of the Blackwall tunnel i fear

Every Meal Explained

oii mate in cryptography your dad's a number used only once, wheeeeeeyyyyyy

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

WAN??? heh, all area networks are wide when me and my bucket pussy walk in !!

you are coming off super nervous and small, i’m sorry but me replying to you here is not going to destroy my career despite your wishes ☹️

You don't have the power to curse anybody. Do you understand?

Thank you ❤️

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

exciting news for those who have been waiting patiently: finally made a letterboxd