When you really stop and think about it Morty Smith is just the American Shinji Ikari

We've had no water for ten hours and honestly at this point I'm thinking of reinterring the Mask of Cir'tul in its sepulchre

I am an immaculate, holy creature of pure compassionate light. I politely told my fiancée (Satan) that she was not allowed to cook and consume our newborn child. AITA?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Henlo! A post for #portfolioday!

Sonic the Comic issue 86 is now on Internet Archive! Thanks again to @animatedaf.co.uk for the assist with the pinup pages. archive.org/details/soni...

The thing that strikes me anew about the whole Pokémon card grift is, like... they understand it's a pyramid scheme, surely? Only the top 1% are ever going to make a profit, and they're making a profit because the bottom 99% are just giving them money because they were instructed to. Right?

If you wannabe my Mother You gotta be Reverend Holding the Gom Jabbar Next to Muad'Dib's head 🎵

hey! I am Caesar and you betrayed me so here’s my last words they’re “Et tu, Brute”

This is why they call me Two Pulls Tony

so I'm learning that if you're looking for a .gif of the trade sequence in Pokémon Gen I the first result is, for some reason, me

Look at these though. Some of the best STC stuff anyone's drawn. We've got a load of these, they're irl as good as you think, so get your own here

I've spent the past half hour placing my fist on my dog's nose and going "biff! Right in the hooter" and let me tell you folks he is completely indifferent

Go! GOOOOO!!!!!!!

Murdered?? Widdecombe?? No! With a knife!

11:11 is 94% funded!! 😭💖 I made a wee post in the Updates tab of the Kickstarter just to say thank you for all the love and support shown to this project already!! 📝 www.kickstarter.com/projects/ash...

Okami 2 but Hideki Kamiya returns to Capcom to direct. A man can dream

if I speak….

The 35th anniversary comic is out today!! My buddies all put so much love and hard work into this, so please check it out! Not to mention, flippin’ look at this Harmony-styled cover!

Are you sitting comfortably, children? Good! Then let's begin. This is the story of Psychosocial, by Slipknot. "I did my time," cried Corey Taylor, "and I want out!"

Ashling's an absolute powerhouse of comics, really unique voice and style. Backing this. Signal boost it as well!!

🎉IT'S HERE! 🎉 The Kickstarter for the graphic novel I've been working on, "11:11", is now live!! Link in my bio!!

Free gift missing? Alert the police

I was driving the other day and this kid on a motorbike with L-plates cut me off and then almost fell off turning round to give me rude gestures. He tried it again, almost fell off again, and it was only then he figured out he could simply give me the wanker sign without turning around.

playing more Mina the Hollower

@smaiart.bsky.social just wanted to say a big thank you for signal boosting that tablet a while back, it was apparently your repost that united it with its new owner and helped me weather house/cat/car problems!!

car has now broken down to the tune of £312 if I'm lucky if I'm not it's £1,150-odds plus £312 okay, god? I'm going to need you to take it down a notch for like a week

You don't want to miss this kickstarter. Another EXTREMELY good comic from Ashling's incredible mind ⏳:⌛

Hairy scary baby You know you have to survive (hairy scary baby) You’ve got to keep that dream alive

Hey folks! I am finally launching a Kickstarter for the GN I've been working on, on *Wednesday*!! Check out the pre-launch page and sign up to be notified as soon as it launches!! 🌟 www.kickstarter.com/projects/ash... 🌟

I am haunted by the most unhinged comment I got

youtu.be/EpasXE6aeIg?... The boy B-Mask is 5k away from the big 100k and man does he ever deserve it. Some of the best homegrown all organic video essays like momma used to make. Put words to a lot of feelings I never thought to voice.

Idea for the next Star Fox: the Lylat system faces an invasion from Andross' 5 siblings: Andjoey, Andphoebe, Andchandler,

I'll have a proper moan about this later, but house situation: - we're back in - getting old stuff back on Mon/Tues - getting internet on the 10th - my ceiling has damp and mould so it's going to be a while before I can get back to it

I am now on blood pressure medication at 33. I don't smoke or drink and I exercise regularly - 7km walk on a lazy day at least. Not to discount the genetics but man... I need to chill out huh lol

I'm only realising now playing the remake with basically no other games to play how much I love Star Fox 64. I've always loved it but I'm sat here now like... oh... I really do don't I?

Aw, shit. Here we go again! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm3Z...

Not with trans friends, a gay brother, and the belief that an independent Scotland should be as best as it place as it can be for all people, no.

Independence is and always has been a means to an end: to have a fair and equitable society where the interests of the Scottish people are represented. Why would we make a deal with the devil to get ourselves out of hell?

The world needs more games writing like @vigilsforfriends.com's Journey to Saturn. mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

Nintendo have the opportunity to do something really funny here. They just released Star Fox 64 and everything

#Sonic x #Godzilla

Some pals of mine have been producing a roleplay podcast! Check it out!!

Yes, it erodes consumer rights. Yes, prices will continue to go up even though costs will go down. But disc or no, I will continue to support PlayStation. Because that is what it means to like Crash Bandicoot.

New blog post... lewstringercomics.blogspot.com/2026/07/the-...

Patrons are going to be charged for this month again. Patreon is refusing to send the verification email so I can't log in to stop it; you can't pause billing from the app; there is no refund option. Shockingly bad service. I'll send out an email and offer refunds when I can log in.

Aw yiss Mu Fuckn Brownies

Cor, another Beano this week, and another Gnasher and Gnipper strip! Written by @wordmonger.bsky.social!

This is what I've been making the last couple of months. If you follow me on here, there's gags in this that are going to speak to you quite directly. Especially the bit where all the-- no it's not my job to decide what we reveal when lol

sometimes someone makes a joke on the internet and I promise you the worst thing you can do is respond