Stop enjoying yourself. STOP IT

watching this tonight. i watched the first half an hour of it yesterday but then had to stop to do something, it seems fucked up 😊

fyi im probably going to buy Chelsea FC, just got to work out some things first

Bloodthirsty ferocious dog latches onto my leg in the park and attempts to sever my femoral artery Me: oop! Hehe

tug off war

Turns out I can still draw her?

might just do some more VfF

The main difference between Labour and Reform is that Labour are clever enough to know they don’t need to leave the ECHR to treat people like shit

put Run Lola Run on for the first time in ages and realising what an effect it had on me when I watched it over and over as a teen

stop this, i can't get my hopes up again, this is simply too based

vision board for 2026, manifesting this for my life, send prayers

think funny racism is funny?? think again. its not funny

letterboxd.com/journal/shel... I live for this column @rifewithkatie.bsky.social

so do we think the elite super rich child sex trafficking cabal died with Epstein or what? Whose emails are we going to be picking over in ten years time and why can’t we stop it now

here’s the real shocker about Epstein: one time Corbyn said his name wrong 😡😡😡😡

this is not the greatest cum in the world/ this is just a tribute

The Chair Company is tv show of the decade

🧡"a ghost story" returns next week, but in the meanwhile the patreon has been updating with new pages! donate at least $1 a month to see new pages early! in this page, maxine does something vile. www.patreon.com/posts/149276...

If you strike me down I shall become more woke than you can possibly imagine

Sega MAGA Drive

this rules

Penis Quest IV

banning kids from social media is so backwards, they should ban everyone. Forums ONLY

i’m cooking a nice roast for the family and my 6 year old just came in and put this by the hob, so nice to feel appreciated

Sorry why am I only just learning Matt Johnson is making a film about Anthony Bourdain in the 70s starring the kid from The Holdovers and Stav from Cum Town

I really love how this page turned out (written by @vigilsforfriends.com, coloured by @clairetherhino.bsky.social, drawn by me)

that does it im gunna issue a sapeena

It’s Friday night Fuckers

stop paying a middleman to steal music for you and just do it yourself

been playing The Roottrees Are Dead and i love it, it’s so addictive and absorbing, this Steam detective game sale is going to ruin me

what she sees

well...

the name of the character is 'Doctor Who'. it just is. i'm sorry but it is.

when i say the government shouldn't post on X i don't mean they should come and post here instead. they should go to Threads by Meta

read this by @abbyhoward.bsky.social before i went to sleep last night and it gave me a bad dream 😊 that one panel, dear me

make no mistake, we're in the era of people who actually did, at one point, know how to write a story, or bothered to put a minimum of effort into storytelling, using chatgpt to make shit. once that's over, my god bro. it's gonna get so, so, so soso so soso sososos much worse lmfaoo. welcome to hell

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

DMX was right but the ‘it’ that X has given to us is computer generated child pornography

i keep thinking about a VfF video game and if time, ability and resources were no object it would absolutely be in the style of a 90s CD-ROM

British journalists are addicted to X because even though the views and likes are fake, the numbers under their posts give them the feeling that someone is reading their opinions, which is not a sensation accessible at any British newspaper

oh yes that really reminds me of something my therapist said that’s really stuck with me: ‘you are a twat’

shout out to the guys who shave their heads and go like ‘wow so good I don’t have to take care of my hair now’ but then cultivate the most annoying facial hair you have ever seen in your life

you know the fake skin tattoo apprentices practice on, it looks like it would feel really good to bite it