You claim to want "real change" and yet refuse to vote for me, A candidate who promises that nothing will fundamentally be different? How curious.

I realised when playing Stardew Valley that while yes, a lot of the fun was running a pretend farm and making numbers go up, a big part of the appeal is the friendship simulator. Imagine living in a world where you could talk to your neighbours and they're all nice to you! Alas, it is but fantasy.

Isn't it dystopian as shit that a lot of the fantasies people are living out in games are just normal ass things that we for some reason can't do in real life? Such mundane shit as: - owning a home - having a gf - having friends - wearing cool outfits We dream about having normal lives

Good end: chat erupts in laughter Bad end: no one acknowledges it and you have to gamble on saying it again or letting the banger go unsaid

when the group chat is all talking at once but you just thought of a great joke so you shout it really loud to make sure everyone hears it

Excuse to post this again

Very accurate, my pigeons do this when they wanna be romantic 😆

Ricardo update: He had a bath and is now enjoying being a pigeon burrito 🌯

@renderscape.bsky.social has now been indoctrinated into the pigeon cult

how I feel when a fellow 'scaper says they are 23

need this

Meme

Including or not including clan violence?

Literally me

Loved up pigeons for #ValentinesDay #PigeonSky 🪶

I feel like a battery that's been charged too many times and now goes flat after 13 minutes of use

They finally made a game where you can become @renderscape.bsky.social

Eagle's peak quest

Behold, the Clintcel

my country is such a joke look what they are ruling on dawg

the act of being a billionaire is a crime against your fellow man

life imitates farts

You must first observe the food before you can truly eat it. - ancient pigeon wisdom

For the record: - sharing something I've made in your group chats and discords, amazing, very cool, please do - copy pasting something I've made to your own personal page without credit for updoots, not cool, pretty lame actually That is all :)

In what critics are calling a "bold" move, Jagex announces that access to the wilderness will now be blocked to all players unless they can provide evidence of a shiny head or a receding hairline.

What do y'all think the chances are of osrs getting a Pride event this year? Like genuinely.

Wildy moneymakers are inherently frustrating, Bots have infinite patience, Ergo, every wildy money maker will become botted to shit. Or idk lock the wildy behind the Karamja elite diary maybe that'll fix it

Jagex stop trying to make the Rev caves happen. It's never going to happen. mean_girls.webm

Drive-in theatres are such an American concept Of course we take our car to watch the movie with us, they are part of the family

Here's my proposal for a discord alternative:

My favourite dinosaur

To be fair, bsky kinda sucked at the start, and in some ways still does, but is made good by the people here and the work they did to make it all happen. People not platforms,or something.

Heartbreaking: all possible alternatives to popular software product fucking suck

sorry I listened to the last song of the Kauai O'o again and made myself sad

Traditional pigeon watercolor page <3 #birds #pigeons #traditional #watercolor

There I am! In our little circle. Gotta love how "British birders" and "queer shitposters" are both within viewing distance of me. That describes my interests pretty well. This is pretty cool!

I showd you my credit card, please reply.

its pretty cool how they put me into the game

More Draynor stuff in VintageScape. Including that weird guard tower near the jail. Also, minimap and playtime update :)

I made Johnny cakes from a recipe from 1856 (modified cuz where do you even find molasses??) I hope they're good!

:)

same vibes

Every owl is superb to a guy like me