my big idea to get HS2 finished as originally planned, on budget and in time, is that everyone in the UK should be recruited into a feudal corvee labour scheme where they spend 2 days a week in manual labour on the project. this is smart cause trains are good

re tfl fare increases: if you have a 16-25/26-30/disabled Railcard then you can ask staff at underground stations to attach it to your oyster and you get 1/3 off off-peak fares (peak too for disabled). doesn't work for contactless though

even groceries are fun with you commission for @sc00p-ie.bsky.social

can't stop thinking about underscores as my little pony, idk if the artist has an account here but was posted on Reddit www.reddit.com/r/underscore...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWl1... i wanna fuck. my computer. cause no-one in the world knows me better. it says my name. it says ■■■■. and no-one in the world does it better

All Southeast England Trans Women DM Me For Friend Reasons

idk if I posted before but here's my pelican a friend got me for my birthday

FIFTY THOUSAND BILLS IN MY HAND LIKE I'M THE PRINCESS OF OCEAN CITY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjeI... let-s go home - jane remover

soundcloud.com/c0ncernn/tea... new leroy aka jane remover

hate these stupid toilet symbols. the two genders quiff or ponytail

that posted twice but it's ok t4t forever

yes please! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

yes please! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

oh, that character there is genocide guy, he's kind of a fan favorite. the one next to him, though, that's the one everyone hates, she was rude once.

ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.

my fave albums this year vaguely ranked by how much I liked them (there's a big gap after the 6th in terms of how much I listened but I do like all these)

the subway builder game just added london (and manchester, newcastle, birmingham, liverpool) im so hyped. the performance is still frustratingly bad as you expand (i have an old computer tbf) so i cant 100% recommend buying it. but. still

i had a dream where i was on a train and somebody talked themselves out of getting a penalty fare and into getting a notice for prosecution ive been doing this too much

me reading some relaxing wikipedia pages about crowd crushes before bed. smart idea

goblet grotto... i need to play more thecatamites games

Into the Park, to see them slide with their skeates, which is very pretty.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-uE... goodness gracious me - going out for an english

jane remover went to a furcon and went off about how awesome furries were on an ig live okkkk we love a furry ally

after 40 minutes of waiting in the phone queue im 5th in the queue. good system. theres an online request form but they dont seem to have expected "booking a blood test" so its confusing to use and i dont want to risk leaving the queue

last unicorn killed to protect assets

I'm not from Yoker I got no business being in Yoker

me when people make stupid comments about me being trans

we all fucking hate Wes streeting in this family

speaking of: my last FM wrapped www.last.fm/user/tarabom...

the new Jane remover ep is so amazing, extended how to teleport is magic, so what is fucking incredible pop song

someone in 1846 was so proud of their wank they memorialised it

actual doctors appointment good: I got an appointment for today after putting in a request yesterday evening and he was reasonably polite bad: he was clearly rushing me out the door (appointment was ~3 minutes) altho I assume he asked all the checklist questions

advert in the doctor's surgery noting that the NHS group covering like 1 million people spent £3,000 on threadworm treatments, which is bad cause you can buy it at a pharmacy 🙄 god forbid they spend what's basically a rounding error

everyone gets a puppy vs diarrahea forever

www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/tick... tfl has an internal magazine on ticketing and revenue where staff can ask questions about ticketing to "olly oyster"

react content is so funny

dataportal.orr.gov.uk/statistics/u... new estimates of national rail station usage released! also chekc out this awesome map which shows what year each station was busiest timjupp.github.io/stationusage...

A pint with a side of autism!

I'm on like my. 5th or 6th day of basically only doing this btw 👍 I'm in a big hole I guess. I want other people to get mad with me at the injustice of what people were saying 10 years ago. what is wrong with me

remember when people would say "simples" online because it was in some stupid TV ad. and also how anyone who used it inevitably used it in a post that showed they're a completely irredeemable piece of shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uist I had a dream about this place. there was a big castle that was where tourists stayed and it had a tramway. and 3000 population. I don't remember ever looking up uist before in my life so I was surprised to dream about it. not even that far off on inhabitant number either

www.outsavvy.com/event/32060/... HUGE NEWS girls rituals live in London on Feb 13th @kentishizzie.com

I love how useless the advice can be and how the regulars argue for the sake of arguing. someone talked about getting stranded and there was some "advice" from multiple people to walk 20 miles. at 2am. in -1c. and people started talking about which route to take

when (non right wing) Americans say stuff like they "wouldn't wander round downtown Portland at night alone" I'm never sure if they're referencing actual danger or just weird invented stuff

why does the general secretary of the RMT Eddie Dempsey have a signature that looks like his head

bro they had to be up way past their bed time when they made this 😂

anyway it doesn't really matter. I think it's always interesting tho how people who spend time in/with a system end up very defensive and justifying it even if they don't benefit from it and there's aspects that are patently ridiculous