how i feel being the only straight cis man on bluesky

an advantage 🧐

yeah we gay keep scrolling

EXPEDITION 33 SWEEP I LOVE WINNING I LOVE WINNING I LOOOOOOOVE WINNINGGGGG

EXPEDITIONISTAS RISE UP

when is the Game Awards announcing Werewolf Breeding Simulator 3. did they say already did I miss it.

god why did they cast Andrew Schulz in the Street Fighter movie

if I’m not married to a hairy baddy in a year it’s over for me

i love you ben starr

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

boys from my roster beginning to wife up… a foreboding omen like a black cat or my orchards suddenly bearing rotten fruit

Monument to the Unknown Bureaucrat, Reykjavik — Magnús Tómasson, 1994

I need more people talking about pluribus. Can we do monoculture again just about pluribus.

me planning events at Ptown:

The reason Silent Hill 3 is better than Silent Hill 2 is because we already had had Lost Highway but we never gave Laura Palmer a gun before

Okayyyyyy

you wouldn't believe the bitches i pull w these moves

Nothing is changing for you if you don’t want it to, Carol.

this is me wandering around nyc without a solid friend group yet im ngl

same buddy

this sub cub has a favorite pokemon and you KNOW it’s water type. He’s messaged you “hey :)” three times on scruff.

maybe in just a millennial faggot but I feel like everybody sleeps on Florence + the Machine. Like this isn’t ironic flop queen it’s like Mitski where we’re on a decade+ of underrated bangers

if i dont get into a Heated Rivalry situation in the next 48 hours im finally gonna do it this time

the concept of fallout 4 being over ten years old. im turning to dust.

gifs of the gay hockey show starting to hit the tumblr blogs like first signs of rona in 2019

I can’t tell when enough time has passed to be okay posting stranger things spoilers on the TL

The actual "worse than watergate" scandal is how much news media collectively worked to ratfuck a Democratic presidency by largely inventing health/mental acuity concerns for hyperventilate about while largely ignoring the very real & worsening issues in front of their faces from Trump

i wanna be latina, bsky do ur thing!!

me being a dumb fuck not realizing that Tame Impala is one guy and Florence + The Machine is multiple

The Fate of Ophelia feat. The Chainsmokers…. another thing the Trump Administration will be held accountable for….

he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him

pluribus is an entire show about having a category five white woman moment

I just wanna know which version of Street Fighter has this guy as a playable character

sauron when frodo puts on the ring:

everytime I think of s4 of stranger things I’m mad af that gingers still alive. what a great way to ruin the stakes of a finale to keep a bloated cast.

when the body dysmorphia hits

me pre consciousness:

oomfie crossover @logiehaus.bsky.social

When I talk to students about public speaking or teaching, I always bring this up: Just tell people when you don't know something! It's remarkably powerful b/c it signals to your audience that you know the boundaries of your expertise and they can trust what you DO talk about.

it’s weird knowing Jonathan Bailey was plugged and caged that entire movie

I love for wicked 2 it’s like… well we have to make the scarecrow a lil sexy 🤷‍♂️

me with all my online friends :-)

Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want… Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable Trump: no it’s okay. I want it. Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist Trump: *moans*

work on the creative project that pays me money and that i am under contract for and that people like????? no thanks, im busy thinking about my creative project that im kind of bad at and somehow costs me money and that nobody asked for

at this point Ashley Padilla is single-handedly keeping snl on the air, tf did she come from

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

absolute massacre at a children's birthday party because spongebob big guy pants ok is my soviet activation phrase