they should ban the national guard from being deployed in chicago just like im banned from sidetrack

Nicole Kidman acephobic ALLYCARD DECLINED

I was skeptical ppl were overreacting but no, Hades 2’s ending is kinda bad bad 😬

jacked otters on the train save me… save me jacked otters on the train… jacked otters on the train save me….

gm followers

Compared to how much Supergiant usually experiments each game, Hades 2 is a pretty safe sequel (not a bad thing!). So to me the more orchestral tracks feel like the stand outs just because it has its own identity compared to the first game

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

I can’t tell if yall are being ironic about l*cktober anymore

first candidate for federal office playable in Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed

he’s latino btw

thinking about going full reply guy

bro you look like you drop common items

I don’t wanna be dramatic, and I truly don’t care if people are on Bluesky or Threads, but queer people on X gotta be the dumbest marks alive. Literal Nazi app determined to destroy them

This piece gets at something that I've been struggling to articulate: We've seen this exact push-pull before. When Republicans were out of power in the 1990s they invented "political correctness" to pretend they were being censored. Then they went right back to censoring once they had power again.

This whole thing today might be what saves the country.

This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.

The Tiktok sale could do for the general public (it is much more popular than Twitter ever was) what the Twitter acquisition did for elite pundits and journalists, trapping them in a billionaire-controlled alternate reality

graphic design is my passion

I need to interview the woman who won an MK tournament while holding her newborn

I look like a sexy penguin

parallel play warhammer date. tonight we let the tylenol talk

Amtrak…is for lovers

the way I had exactly 20 minutes to play Hades 2 in the tiniest window I had in-between the game launch and needing to leave for a wedding…

"we don't owe anybody our vote" you don't owe *politicians* your support, but you have moral obligations to other people that entail trying to avoid their death or oppression

I feel like I blinked and suddenly Magic the Gathering became Funko pops. Why are there cards for Avatar, Dr. Who, Spongebob, and Fornite.

So the poverty rate was lower during a period of the pandemic when the economy was in fact not great. And it's because the government showed they actually could provide a generous safety net. The Manchin and the GOP killed it. Like there is a great leftwing story here that Jacobin just misses.

the t*ts were t*ting here a lil

few know this but Sega actually contacted me to get me on this track. I was the tiny goblin making tiny goblin noises. They paid me in all the treasure I could carry in my tiny goblin hands [4 medium sized coins]

I was at a club in Brooklyn and the music was v good but I honestly had the revelation that if u just put on the Sonic Adventure 2 Soundtrack deadass 20 bucks nobody would notice

my rapture

autist? that's tylenol-american to you

I know I've said this before, but it's surreal how 40k lore videos and 40k battle reports exist in entirely different universes on YouTube. Nazi circlejerk versus Kaylee showing off her cute li'l nurglings: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU8h...

PT2 with Hunter Schafer is such an unbelievably cunt concept

taking less Tylenol because this household can't afford another Warhammer player

horrific for the world but god is this great reaction pic content

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we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

If A Little Life has no haters than I am dead. Nothing will sway me from my quest to destroy Hanya Yanagihara. And Ben Platt but for different reasons.

welcome to twinkle park bitch

Man less famous than Andrew Dice Clay getting the Princess Diana treatment.

it’s hilarious how good Andor is and how by far the worst part of the show is anytime they actually reference Star Wars or Rogue One. When Bail Organa said “may the force be with you” in the finale I literally laughed, it’s like Mario suddenly cameoing in an episode of the Sopranos

cranking through the rest of Andor bc I cancelled my Disney Plus, wow that show had the juice

there’s nothing more pretentious than the phrase “but I digress”

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

when I die, seal me within my apartment with all my warhammies, much like the pharoh amenhotep

the way Hereditary was really reheating their nachos if we’re being honest

🫷 please step back I’m in heat🫸

GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!' THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA

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