The passive voice has been deemed to be among the most egregious linguistic offences to have been committed, and it is recommended that any sentence in which it is found to have been employed be subjected to the ridicule it deserves. No exceptions are to be made, and leniency will not be extended.

honestly can the dude on the Pitt just k*ll himself already #alhashimistasRISEUP #ibelieveinAI

The Pitt is like what if TikTok was good

It’s very funny to include the “far left” here when the DSA mayor of New York City just ran an entire campaign on affordability and making cities work while his main opponent ran on Israel, a country almost 6,000 miles away

hot take but i think guys being a little overweight like this is attractive 🥹

they are adding a sixth stage to grief called monkey mode

your grandparents voting for reagan

Getting upgraded from being ghosted to getting a ChatGPT rejection text

in the sense that

TikTok is a very underrated source of accidental Dudes Rock content.

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

Judge Judy:

amazing

okay hear me out

gay bars stop playing heated rivalry remixes challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE

the historical autopsy of why the New York Times, specifically, decided to try and incite pogroms against a tiny minority in the first quarter of the 21st century will be wild

this demon pair will kill me I swear

me to my cat

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

This is why animamorphs will always be goated.

me asking Ryan Murphy to try:

why this picture

my guess is that twitter engineers stumble into a simple hotfix that threatens to destroy the entire MAGA grifter economy requiring the boss to swoop in and save them maybe once a month on average

NOT ME BABY!!!!

just insane looking back on it how much of the media got away with framing 2024 as "the right is for free speech, the left is for censorship"

self-soothing with The Pitt slashfiction on tumblr and pictures of young stanley tucci

don't worry guys!! i'm not one of those gay guys that only has white gay friends!!! i don't have any friends😍

It’s almost funny how all the ice goons at LGA are like the candy crush squad of all the weirdest randos alive

I have to be honest... the bidet girlies are right. I feel so pure and clean. All sin washed away.

ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life

tl;dr: The evidence suggests Track AIPAC is at best really sloppy and at worst a right-wing op.

It’s warhammie time mf

I love you gay guys i love you.

i think about vore as a metaphor for all-consuming love constantly

2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30

the failure of the Mueller Report, ultimately, was the successful result of the conservative project to make sure that what happened to Richard Nixon would never again happen to a Republican president

Sneaking into the Warhammer store before a date like doing a fat line before meeting up with parents

in reparations to the trans community, we will be growing a functional womb inside Pete Hegseth

guys i think something is wrong with my pokopia

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

It's kinda funny how Alex Karp looks like if Taika Waititi decided to become a Spiderman villain

whenever oomfs pics show up on my p*rn tumblr I'm like yes oomf go

Basically my only political belief is 'faggy little pillow princess is a gender neutral term'