first piss of 2026 ✅

New Year’s Eve N-Y-E flip it around EAST NEW YOOOOORK

OUT: vodka crans IN: vodka crans with no cran

finally stumbled upon a heated rivalry edit that made me tear up

my insane family is already talking about secret santa for next year

kinda despise the second I pay my credit cards off I have to buy more things

our xmas tree btw 😊

Kinda wanna walk into the long island city trader joe’s and scream “HEATED RIVALRY” just to see just to see

since rookie season

me and who

the r/nycgaybros subreddit will really have you bashing your head into a wall

me explaining to @notya.lc why there is an Exit 15X between Exit 15E and 16E on the New Jersey Turnpike

send stuffed stockings and chimneys

my father playing donna summer the CULTURE

hollanders jersey number is 24 rozanovs jersey number is 81 2+4 is 6 8+1 is 9 do what you want with that

let it snow! at knockdown center!

baby with your butt so tight won’t you ride my 8” cut sleigh all night

hey sis, its flipmas. “bottom for me” on my wish list

idk why people make a big deal out of santa when there’s at least 10 of them at the eagle every sunday

I just sniffled ONCE for some reason and my mother immediately goes “ARE YOU STUFFY DO YOU HAVE A COLD?”

so when are connor storrie and hudson williams going on the traitors

the 3 scales in my parents’ house weighed me in as 3 different weights

he’s actually unreal I haven’t TV crushed this hard in probably a decade

hi i’m EZPass

show me your cottage bro

going to long island then new jersey in one day

at a holiday house party in richmond hill, queens where he paid $750,000 for a four-floor, six bedroom house with a backyard a block from the J train

i’m coming to the cottage

this 90 year old pharmacy still makes coca-cola the old fashioned way

put my ashes in this

gay colleague text threads will have the aliens wondering

hello! I am not in a car. it’s a figment of your imagination. you forgot to eat breakfast today. I’m actually standing within the platform gap filler at 14 St-Union Sq telling you we’re being held for train traffic ahead of us and this train will be running nonstop to the bronx

tonight was legendary in regards to running into bloomfs in the wild (cc: @asphodel.bsky.social, @kingtyler.bsky.social, @notya.lc, & @jaredjct.bsky.social)

nobody is a daddy anymore

forewarned my colleagues I may work from home tomorrow because I have a late birthday party at a bar tonight... then I turned to my gay coworkers and said that bird bar 🦅 and they nodded with empathy

everyone loves to start a meeting with “thanks for meeting since you’ve got a lot going on” so why are we here 🧍🏻

so am I supposed to buy this snapchat storage or say goodbye to it

wait

gap jockstraps when? imagine a jock and on your lower back it just says GAP

flagging for some milk down my chimney

wendy williams you would’ve loved heated rivalry

craving eggs benedick with extra hollander sauce

AI could never replace my job because that would require it to understand this:

stop clocking tea and start clocking into work!!!!

waaaait this is kinda an honor

gentle reminder kylie minogue has christmas albums