@jaredjct.bsky.social at any moment

every day these divas give up

every year I forget how many practicing catholic people there are and then bam ash wednesday

I’d like to know the timeline that led my place of employment to decide to block fire island realty websites

episode 2 and somehow carol is the most serious

started watching pluribus and carol is so unserious

he thinks… he thinks all the penn stations are named after the commonwealth 🫩

peppermint:

Good morning from the Hudson Line feat. the frozen river of its given name and the Tappan Zee Bridge! Heading north with @jbtrainman.bsky.social

please welcome to the stage Maya Pinyin

luckiest boy in the world because of sexy chef @notya.lc

boyfriend is making a rack of lamb for dinner so I’ll give him dessert tomorrow

took the day off to give myself a 4 day weekend and it’s glorious

Ina Garten is so funny what do you mean “Easy Coq au Vin” 😭

con of having big naturals (tonsils): getting strep twice a year

two puerto rican men embrace an italian woman on the corner of graham av & grand st while waiting for the B43 bus bushwick, brooklyn (1958)

another couple that only plays together has dropped

I don’t speak a word of spanish but bad bunny put on a show universally understood

bad bunny is an american citizen with no voting rights nor representation in washington

this is the america I was raised on and this is the america that will persevere

priming the gays with tylenol and skincare commercials

drag queens nationwide have been saying “we are moments away from bad bunny” because the countdown clock has been around 0:30 for the last 15 minutes

these subway ad ass commercials

weighed under 170 today 😊

why are you at 31 years old messaging me, age 26, and calling me “son”???!?!

rupaul says rate-a-queen rules are still in effect like its marital law

athena do NOT go to astoria, queens

everybody wanna be rolaskatox

the concept of the longest flight in the world having a destination of newark, new jersey

fine here’s a sneak peak

bro why don’t you come over so I can show you my metrocard collection bro

I was really one listeria episode away from my goal weight huh!

my taxes let this adorable stuff happen and i’m happy about that

degrassi wasn’t playing around with the first episode immediately off the bat with emma dealing with an online pedo 😭

I feel like scrub daddy is the only 100% successful household product out of shark tank, yes?

barbara corcoran i’ll always love you my capitalist queen but you look more and more like AI everyday 😭

no like all I need

sabrina singing with a bunch of muppet cocks yes yes this is all I need

my boyfriend and I are actually in a bi relationship in the sense that he likes ranch and I like blue cheese

good morning

what if I didn’t pay the toll and chose the road on the east side?

sorry I don’t feel bad for you paying $185 to uber from midtown to kennedy airport at 8 am when rapid transit 20 feet below you gets you there for $11 faster

savannah guthries mother possibly being abducted is the most unnecessarily depressing thing I needed to see on top of this general media torture

“six more weeks of winter” wake tf up we’re looking at at least 12

cher don’t give a chicken shit about this

CHAD MICHAELS !!!!!!!!!!

gaga told everyone to pay the toll and the MTA said hold my bag