As if I was RuCo Inc herself

Me if I was in the lalaparuza audience

All I’ve had to eat today is a HIMS compound chewable

The Pitt loves to push another 25

I’m up but at what cost

My impact

RuPaul really just be saying words

Wdym you’re going to an Easter Egg Cvnt rave

as a halfie I feel I must include the obligatory meme associated with Easter / Passover, and consequently the only fun thing to come out of Facebook:

Replying to “he is risen” posts with flaccid cock and the caption, “he is not. Happy passover”

just met someone who’s lived in manhattan for 15 years who didn’t know 5 Av divided the east and west side

nap time bros?

monet x change really just on anything bc why is she on jeopardy 😭

as a half and half catholic/jew the last supper arguably being the passover seder before good friday always reminds me I can both enjoy delicious dinner and be nailed that coming weekend

do we think jesus survived long enough on good friday to experience one final FCF??

good morning uglies

ok we’re watching the pitt and I feel like i’m also dying with everyone

oh to be a dog shitting in front of the new york stock exchange

I do not like men APRIL FOOLS

I think my favorite is when a top sits on my face

“doing” is used for tasks “i’m doing the laundry, im doing the dishes” but “having” is when you’re in possession of the task “having lunch, having sex, having a nap” but for sex it goes both ways because the task can be someone else “doing him” in this essay I

april fools isn’t as kitschy of a vibe when you’re attempting to navigate AI and a misinformation crisis

I mean yeah

the curtains weren’t “just blue” btw

unfortunately I feel like an 8-1 ruling is signaling deeper issues with everything leading up to this decision: how the lower courts handled the case, what exactly was being argued, moral vs legal grounds, rights of children, and how speech censorship can be weaponized further by conservative groups

mayhem ball is back and I’m missing it and this insane shot I got of mommy

getting through this damn winter makes every moment i’m walking outside right now so much sweeter

sometimes i feel like i simultaneously work at a nuclear power plant and a mcdonald’s playplace

can I say something

drag queen friend using me as bait for a bar

imessage summaries in group chats

this was really a dragenomic collapse, a great depreshay away if you will

statue of liberty vs the staten island ferry is bonkers

gonna start calling my area of work railography

YOU WANNA SEE A TUNNEL?

around the world local drag queens are beginning their first commercial break trivia questions

good morning. if you are driving a two ton automobile you must yield to the 100-200 pound human in the crosswalk with no built in airbags. failure to do so will result in you literally killing them.

mar-a-lago to the polls

I fucking love m&ms

pizzaflation is the “gas prices are too high” for this city

explaining the former X17A, X17C, X17J, and X19 bus operations to @jbtrainman.bsky.social

being brainwashed to join ice to “save america” and now you’re *checks notes* being summoned to aimlessly shuttle along angry new yorkers through security at kennedy airport

I cannot believe what i’m looking at coming out of laguardia airport

I hate cvs. cvs you are the worst form of late stage final stage encore capitalism ever to be on earth. theres no bounds and are an open prison to ill people and pharmacists across this nation. you provide nothing of value there is no corner of happy and healthy it’s the corner or miserable and mad

discord and harmony looked so good 😍 #rupaulsdragrace

jane don’t discovering gay communities