my southern boyfriend and southern friend are flabbergasted that my version of rock paper scissors is “rock 👏🏻 paper 👏🏻 scissors 👏🏻 says 👏🏻 shoot (🪨 📄 ✂️ )” and idk what to tell them

IM LOSING MY MIND AT THIS INTERVIEW WITH THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK most unserious city for 2 more months

ziwe you will always be famous

we live in the most coo coo bananas timeline

New Woke City and its 5 republics

what a difference a year makes. welcome back new jersey 💙

i’m very hopeful for a good relationship between mikie, kathy, and zohran. this needs to be the largest, most pro-transit cohort ever in our regions history. we can do this.

new york city. god how am I forever proud to be born here. to be a 5th generation new yorker and live here. to be an italian jewish american of brooklyn college graduates and to work for this city and give back to the greatest place on earth. I will never shut up about my pride of these 5 boroughs

if mamdani wins 50 to 41 against cuomo, it will be the same difference that mario cuomo lost to ed koch for mayor in 1977

cuomo, should we book the ticket to PBI or MIA?

thank you curtis sliwa. he deadass saved democracy.

I think this is the first time NJ elected a dem 3 times in a row

alright brooklyn the bronx queens manhattan and staten island… as we say on train SHOWTIME

oh MY GOD

I know it’s only 22% but hypothetically for new jersey to elect a democrat after a two term democrat is unprecedented and beyond unexpected

IM SO EXCITED FOR STEVE KORNACKI TO DO A FIVE BOROUGH MAP AHHHH

voted (affidavit) with 90 min to spare for just one more bus lane bro

this is the loudest, chattiest commute I’ve ever been on, and I was on the 5, 7, and M trains going from work to my voting location is this… a positive vibe?

best day to wear this shirt greatest city in the world

landed in new york city just in time to vote 36 times tomorrow for mayor

🆗

I feel like tomorrow is going to be way more intense than the 2024 elections

🚨 HOLY CRAP!! 9.7 million people expected to flee manhattan on wednesday if zohran is elected

Jared Jct says Hakeem Jeffries is the next primary of the Democratic Party.

gays wearing a jock, harness, and long socks and calling it a halloween costume:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

curtis sliwa calling mamdani voters “zohranistas” curtis you will always be culturally famous

Are you the- The sexy Queens-bound Kawasaki R68A (W) train from Whitehall St to Ditmars Blvd? Yes I am 🙂‍↕️

making a bunch of 40 year olds fill out the rice purity test

all the halloween candy in ireland is real cadbury 🤤

Irish countryside looks like I-287 in new jersey

listen I understand American Chinese food is not authentic, but the concept of curry sauce with chinese food in europe is really insane to me

i’m going home dela dot gif

european airline: “we’re going to come around and collect any rubbish thanks a million” american airline: “GARBAGE 👹?”

so this time i drank wine first

realistic R train headways

if zohran is elected i’m leaving new york city and moving to staten island

going to ireland tomorrow and the euro is 86 cents on the dollar 😐

it’s really drama boots new jersey and new york city vote together in an off season election

121 years of the greatest subway in the world ! #subwayday

for my birthday I challenged my mother to make a cookie butter cake and as always she exceeded expectations

my regular morning cold brew, three espresso martinis, and then an energy drink yesterday is probably explaining why I feel like i’m gonna implode today

some dude was wearing the ugliest Texas A&M getup on the train and my boyfriend, a family of UT alum, gave him a “hook em” and he was so salty, gave him the finger and cursed him out… get a grip you’re in new york city looking crazy 😭

omg it’s my stop

need a vodka cran with no cran

did you wish @jaredjct.bsky.social a happy birthday today

Post a picture of you and your child.

guess who’s balloon day it is and is no longer eligible for my family’s health insurance… this guy! #26 🎈 🎂

birthday tomorrow 🙂‍↕️

please stop showing schlong on main today 💔 it’s wednesday. butts only. have you no shame?