popemobile rolling up to the next zero chill

I was like “this is not how I find out tom cruise is dead and/or disappeared by david miscavige” but it turned out to be just a shitpost

the one thing I can predict about people with near 100% accuracy is whether they look like the sort of person who will get off the train in Stamford

bosses when your teams dot turns yellow

A lot of people are going to walk away from the Ghislaine Maxwell coverage with the impression that our prison system isn’t punitive enough but I’d say it highlights how most everyone else is treated with *deliberate* cruelty.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

she tried to warn us we didn't listen

when you rent your musical from tams-witmark and they don’t send full scripts:

first chicago pope

Better late than never

the ancient grecians inventing hair dye:

it’s rock 🤛 paper 🤛 scissors ✂️ what are these two extra beats????

good morning, sunday morning

Well it’s 10am and I’ve sent 3 emails so far.

This is disability visibility. Mamdani listened. He didn’t pander or talk over the disabled journalist. He acknowledged his concerns and gave real responses about how he plans to fix them. 1 in 4 Americans has a disability, it’s a huge number of voters. Don’t ignore us!

tasting my homemade chicken tortilla soup with a spoon straight from the pot and spilled it all over the front of my sniffies hoodie who want me

Farewell to one of the GOATs www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

it looks like one of those happy birthday banners people would make in Publisher back when I worked in FUN cubicle land

Without LGBT New Yorkers, Cuomo might’ve won. Mamdani’s genuine and relentless support of trans rights was not only morally correct, but an electoral necessity.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

The more things change... "Most Staten Islanders were solidly supportive of the Crown, and the island played a significant role in the American Revolutionary War. General George Washington once called Islanders 'our most inveterate enemies'."

Now *that’s* what I call a headline

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Bluesky rn

who is this nbc just brought on with with bad veneers and toupee and spray tan who can’t say “mamdani”

cuomo, should we book the ticket to PBI or MIA?

i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.

Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

🎶JUST PUT THAT DICK IN A BOX, PUT THAT DICK IN A BOOOoooox🎶

when I’m driving a car with automatic transmission and I’m not really sure how it works:

gays wearing a jock, harness, and long socks and calling it a halloween costume:

limnologists:

It is funny to me that the NYC marathon is sponsored by one of the biggest IT outsourcing companies and every year the app for tracking the runners shits the bed for at least part of the morning (which is consistent with most of TCS’ work product tbh)

“If you can’t get a vote on your record, don’t play us against each other.” I’m grateful for the Rev. Sharpton’s powerful words of unity this morning and against the cynical politics of fear and division.

a successful day 1 of nonstop nut november for me

Sonia Sotomayor’s next dissent:

running list of Irish drag king names: Brian Boru Harp Enniscorthy Del Mar

she: omija drank: sparkling ade

Schumer won’t say he’ll vote for the Democratic candidate — primary was 124 days ago

iPhone created a slideshow called “Long Island Nights” which consists entirely of pictures and videos taken in Astoria, East Williamsburg, Bushwick, and Maspeth. Technically correct but not really….

first (and maybe last?) time flying out of JFK T7, which is this weird liminal space that could either be a regional european airport or a mid-2000s US airport

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

not my fault he couldn’t pleasure his girlfriend (in the alabama hat) in that ugly ass maroon jumpsuit also geaux tigers I guess