#HumpDay in Blue 💙

Listen… GA-linda would have woken up like Helen in I Know What You Did Last Summer fucking with me… #Wicked

Okay, let’s give Summer a listen

Barbz, y’all okay? (Not sure why I’m asking, I think I have that word muted and blocked…)

But it… never mind

Chil…

Unfortunately

Actually I haven’t! 😝

Ummm… not fully. Wait, does blindfold & handcuffs count?

Ideally,

With a lot of HONORABLE MENTIONS…

I like exploring. Finding what makes your partners tick and tremble and learning new things about myself

🤔 oral. Sucking, Eating, Kissing…

Call me boring; but I love missionary. Something about the weight of another on top of me just… 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Both actually.

Submitting. I’m such a control freak in other parts of my life. So being a sub is… wasn’t on my bingo card

Communication. As funny as it sounds, tell me what you like. What you don’t like. What position you prefer. What hurts. What feels good. Ain’t nothing worse than having BAD sex knowing it could have been prevented

Two things: their hands and their shoulders. Shoulders were never a thing for me until my ex. But hands; I literally will push someone away if their hands are ashy, calloused, dirty nails…

I know it's been a while so here are the rules and regulations. a) we are sex and slut positive around these parts. If I catch any shaming, you will be blocked. b) this is my damn page. If you don't like it, change the channel. c) have fun and let loose.

NGL, passing by unanimous consent is a bitch move.

Listen…If y’all want to talk honesty, then let’s be honest about all of it. The promises, the hypocrisy, the receipts. Because what you campaigned on and what you’re doing? Two very different things.

THIS ALSO NEEDS TO BE NEWS!!! Thank you @crockett.house.gov!!!

Anytime I take my loc styles down…

Wait a minute Anderson… the therapist AND the deaconess?! #FinallyOverIt

A reminder to House Republicans: if you vote against releasing the Epstein files, you’re an accomplice.

After watching #NowYouSeeMeNowYouDont and the first two, I have another confession… The crush I had on the Franco boys 🫣

If you’re looking for me I’m done, I’m done Such a vacancy Love don’t live here anymore

I got so behind on my notifications center, I just cleared everything 🤦🏾‍♂️

I should be binge watching #AllsFair again in preparation for the new episode tonight

Listen… Mike Johnson can claim he never tried to stop this, but the timeline tells the truth. If he wasn’t trying to bury this petition, we wouldn’t have spent weeks begging him to do the bare minimum. Release the files.

After watching #NowYouSeeMeNowYouDont… I have to admit it

#NowYouSeeMeNowYouDont #NowYouSeeMe3 was actually really good. Camp, but good. I definitely enjoyed it; especially with them bringing all of them back.

Oh! There really IS another Avatar film coming this year… Safe Space? I fell asleep on the second one

Daughter

NOPE! I’m saving this whole ALBUM!

🤷🏾‍♂️ Already?

If I HAD to… Boss

Sorry

Haunted

I Miss You

Radio Hello (if we’re talking the deluxe edition)

Suga Mama or Resentment

Yes