bex schwartz
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writer | director | producer | anxious starbex.tv for work ‘n’ stuffs
“Do you believe in black santa claus” was my SNL 2025 highlight
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I gave my cat a new floppy fish for solstice and I wish that all of you can share in a smidgen of his joy
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A million mazels to Murray Hill for his glorious onstage wedding at Lincoln Center tonight. All of my Muppets Take Manhattan dreams were fully realized
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I forget how this works: what sort of quest do we need to complete to get off the darkest timeline?
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I’m watching Spinal Tap 2 just in case (?)
8 days ago
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Happy Hanukkah! It’s so hard to be both Jewish and also anti-Zionist while also dealing with *everything,* so, uh, latkes and applesauce for everyone and please don’t get shot
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Sean Thomason
18 days ago
I just can’t believe Doctor Who would do something like that.
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It’s not even December and yet I have been OVERCOME BY THE HOLIDAY SADS.
22 days ago
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To everyone who subscribes to Dropout (and/or is using my log in), I highly endorse
@electrolemon.bsky.social
’s new special, A+++++
about 1 month ago
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This is so so so good except for Josh saying that assimilated Jews dip their latkes in ketchup. NEVER. Never.
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about 1 month ago
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All Day I Dream About Unsubscribing
about 1 month ago
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The dictionary definition of “damn with faint praise”
about 2 months ago
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There’s a Billy Bragg song that goes “I’ve got a socialism of the heart”
youtu.be/T6LBYAI2fUw?...
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Billy Bragg – Upfield (Official Video)
YouTube video by Billy Bragg
https://youtu.be/T6LBYAI2fUw?si=tmgDAVnJkx447nZN
about 2 months ago
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I am thinking about that scene in The Last Of Us when they were in the mall and riding a carousel to that musicbox version of The Cure
youtu.be/l4e29-uJ2_k?...
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Rockabye Baby! - Just Like Heaven (Lullaby), from “The Last of Us” an HBO Original Series
YouTube video by The Last of Us | Fansite
https://youtu.be/l4e29-uJ2_k?si=7azKdcS24DZtnakD
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Dan of the Year
about 2 months ago
POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
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I heard if they make it to 16 innings, everyone gets magical powers
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The internet is down today because of the French Jewel Thieves (is a rumor I really want to run with)
2 months ago
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I SAW A FOX!!!!!
2 months ago
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I am working on a show in Texas which means I can’t use my ticket to the opening night of previews for Chess with
@maris.bsky.social
and
@emilygouldnymag.bsky.social
. 🎶 I cross over borders but I’m still there now.
2 months ago
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Just realized I’m wearing my Roxy Music hoodie to go see David Byrne
2 months ago
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I have a migraine and for some inexplicable reason there is a fucking marching band at one end of my street and i keep screaming GO THE FUCK AWAY at them. GO THE FUCK AWAY, YOU FUCKING LOUD MARCHING BAND, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
3 months ago
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Just took some Tylenol out of PURE SPITE
3 months ago
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L’shana Tovah and Free Palestine
3 months ago
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Today I Learned: oxen are castrated bulls. They are not a distinct species of beast of burden. I feel completely led astray by Oregon Trail and nothing makes sense anymore. OXEN ARE BOY COWS WITHOUT TESTICLES.
3 months ago
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Grow some ovaries, Disney
3 months ago
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I half-glanced at the tv and thought for a brief moment that the guy singing during the necrology is Allen Sherman
3 months ago
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with matching donations from all the FYC campaign sponsors
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3 months ago
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Hearing just a few bars of the Severance theme is a balm for my soul
3 months ago
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What is going on with his mouth?
3 months ago
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Yungblud? More like long torso. (I am so sorry).
#vmas
4 months ago
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I’m just listening to all the Billy Bragg songs celebrating socialism and trying to feel something other than dread
4 months ago
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I got my flu shot yesterday and asked the nurse about a Covid booster and she said “we need to wait until the stupidity is over.” So! This is promising.
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4 months ago
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None of us were terrified (because
@joshgondelman.bsky.social
wasn’t using his scary Satan’s Princess voice)
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4 months ago
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Ohhh I was going to be an insomniac watching the big brother live feeds but instead I’m picking up what we’re putting down over here and GOLLY, this is fun like the ol’ days
4 months ago
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I went to high school in New Jersey and I am ALWAYS stymied when friends post back to school pix before Labor Day
4 months ago
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Well GOLLY the iocane powder comp on tonight’s Big Brother was just so delightful and new
#bb27
4 months ago
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This event was happening across the street from my house and I cannot believe I missed my chance to see this kitty who drives his own little car (and convince him to come live with me and Snork)
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4 months ago
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The new Devo doc on netflix is just wonderful and inspiring!
4 months ago
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I was trying to explain the difference between who skeets vs. who tweets to a friend who does not use or grok social media and we ended up here: twitter is nazis and maga people and bluesky is socialist queer people
4 months ago
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I truly hope that someday I can watch the president of the united states speaking on tv without involuntarily shouting SHUT THE FUCK UP in response
4 months ago
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Hot sandwich-throwing summer
4 months ago
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Jade Jᴜᴅᴇ Sarson MCMBIRM J05
5 months ago
Friends, I might be involved with a new paid project that's lookin for queer POC who make comics. If you are interested in adapting stories about sexual health in the UK during the 50s, drop me a reply here or email teahermit at hotmail dot co dot uk and I will forward your links!!
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
4 months ago
a lovely video some of you may have missed
www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
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Choir! Choir! Choir!/David Byrne sings David Bowie "Heroes" in NYC!
YouTube video by Choir! Choir! Choir!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=w7HJZPlJn_U&t=195s
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Do we have a machine that impeaches fascists?
4 months ago
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I have been singing TLC's "UNPRETTY" as an anthem for years and only just now did I think to look up what the heck they're singing at the top of the chorus. Oh. It's: "My outsides look cool My insides are blue" I had no idea and now I can't remember which fake words I automatically plugged in.
5 months ago
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HOLY GODSPELL, there is a new doc about the 1972 production that starred the entire comedy world. GIMME GIMME GIMME.
youtu.be/ZOsuDPzCTRg?...
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YOU HAD TO BE THERE: HOW THE TORONTO GODSPELL IGNITED THE COMEDY REVOLUTION... Clip | TIFF 2025
YouTube video by TIFF Trailers
https://youtu.be/ZOsuDPzCTRg?si=jleQxZXeh2UiVtoI
5 months ago
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Welp! I had my first nightmare about a nuclear apocalypse after Sean Duffy’s lunar reactor blows up, so I’ve got that going for Wednesday.
5 months ago
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If we’re re-litigating stuff that went down in 2016, ooooh do I have some slights to address
5 months ago
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Shout out to anyone else caught on the all night insomnia ride! WHEEEEEEE.
5 months ago
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I have diligently (and enviously) watched everyone’s videos of JCS at the Hollywood bowl and I am eternally grateful for your service. TRUE STORY: Adam Lambert and I sang “heaven on their minds” together while I was directing this campaign:
vimeo.com/148508108
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VH1 | Goldilocks
Divas promo starring Adam Lambert. Written/Directed by Bex Schwartz for VH1
https://vimeo.com/148508108
5 months ago
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