POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

I heard if they make it to 16 innings, everyone gets magical powers

The internet is down today because of the French Jewel Thieves (is a rumor I really want to run with)

I SAW A FOX!!!!!

I am working on a show in Texas which means I can’t use my ticket to the opening night of previews for Chess with @maris.bsky.social and @emilygouldnymag.bsky.social. 🎶 I cross over borders but I’m still there now.

Just realized I’m wearing my Roxy Music hoodie to go see David Byrne

I have a migraine and for some inexplicable reason there is a fucking marching band at one end of my street and i keep screaming GO THE FUCK AWAY at them. GO THE FUCK AWAY, YOU FUCKING LOUD MARCHING BAND, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Just took some Tylenol out of PURE SPITE

L’shana Tovah and Free Palestine

Today I Learned: oxen are castrated bulls. They are not a distinct species of beast of burden. I feel completely led astray by Oregon Trail and nothing makes sense anymore. OXEN ARE BOY COWS WITHOUT TESTICLES.

Grow some ovaries, Disney

I half-glanced at the tv and thought for a brief moment that the guy singing during the necrology is Allen Sherman

with matching donations from all the FYC campaign sponsors

Hearing just a few bars of the Severance theme is a balm for my soul

What is going on with his mouth?

Yungblud? More like long torso. (I am so sorry). #vmas

I’m just listening to all the Billy Bragg songs celebrating socialism and trying to feel something other than dread

I got my flu shot yesterday and asked the nurse about a Covid booster and she said “we need to wait until the stupidity is over.” So! This is promising.

None of us were terrified (because @joshgondelman.bsky.social wasn’t using his scary Satan’s Princess voice)

Ohhh I was going to be an insomniac watching the big brother live feeds but instead I’m picking up what we’re putting down over here and GOLLY, this is fun like the ol’ days

I went to high school in New Jersey and I am ALWAYS stymied when friends post back to school pix before Labor Day

Well GOLLY the iocane powder comp on tonight’s Big Brother was just so delightful and new #bb27

This event was happening across the street from my house and I cannot believe I missed my chance to see this kitty who drives his own little car (and convince him to come live with me and Snork)

The new Devo doc on netflix is just wonderful and inspiring!

I was trying to explain the difference between who skeets vs. who tweets to a friend who does not use or grok social media and we ended up here: twitter is nazis and maga people and bluesky is socialist queer people

I truly hope that someday I can watch the president of the united states speaking on tv without involuntarily shouting SHUT THE FUCK UP in response

Hot sandwich-throwing summer

Friends, I might be involved with a new paid project that's lookin for queer POC who make comics. If you are interested in adapting stories about sexual health in the UK during the 50s, drop me a reply here or email teahermit at hotmail dot co dot uk and I will forward your links!!

a lovely video some of you may have missed www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...

Do we have a machine that impeaches fascists?

I have been singing TLC's "UNPRETTY" as an anthem for years and only just now did I think to look up what the heck they're singing at the top of the chorus. Oh. It's: "My outsides look cool My insides are blue" I had no idea and now I can't remember which fake words I automatically plugged in.

HOLY GODSPELL, there is a new doc about the 1972 production that starred the entire comedy world. GIMME GIMME GIMME. youtu.be/ZOsuDPzCTRg?...

Welp! I had my first nightmare about a nuclear apocalypse after Sean Duffy’s lunar reactor blows up, so I’ve got that going for Wednesday.

If we’re re-litigating stuff that went down in 2016, ooooh do I have some slights to address

Shout out to anyone else caught on the all night insomnia ride! WHEEEEEEE.

I have diligently (and enviously) watched everyone’s videos of JCS at the Hollywood bowl and I am eternally grateful for your service. TRUE STORY: Adam Lambert and I sang “heaven on their minds” together while I was directing this campaign: vimeo.com/148508108

The reveal that Brennan Lee Mulligan is DM’ing Critical Role’s next campaign just gave me the mildest frisson of hope for the future

Hooray for @mrjordankatz.bsky.social and the Middle Aged Dad Jam Band! I have the reverse shot from their NYT profile: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/02/s...

Hank Williams, Jr. voice: "🎵 are you ready for some flash floods?"

My heart hurts wapo.st/3IRLZn6

So go to the city, See the crazy people there. Like lambs to the slaughter, They're drinking the water And breathing [cough] the air!

My dad is throwing a birthday party for my stepmom today and spent last night going through the guest list to point out which ones are Trumpies and which ones are Zionists (and which ones are both) and told me I’m not allowed to talk to them about current events.

FYI:

Once I was doing red carpet interviews on behalf of the video game Rock Band and I asked Ozzy about playing guitar. He pretended to hit me with the Rock Band microphone in mock rage. Rest peacefully, prince of darkness.

I cannot believe I am only just this moment learning this 41 minute video exists:

Is this guerilla marketing for Chess?

Everything is terrible except for the fact that I somehow persuaded a bit stupid pub in midtown to let me throw a pre-show polka party before tomorrow night's Weird Al show at MSG. (Ummm, holler if you want to join us? We will be wearing matching @alyankovic.bsky.social themed Hawaiian shirts).

Beatles lyrics for 2025: “I read the news today, oh fuck.”

Can someone who knows the New Testament tell me what getting divorced on biblical grounds means?

I’ve been reading all of the news and yet I feel like I have no idea of the magnitude of what the fuck is happening (evergreen skeet?)