bex schwartz
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Dan of the FEAR💀
2 days ago
POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
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I heard if they make it to 16 innings, everyone gets magical powers
3 days ago
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The internet is down today because of the French Jewel Thieves (is a rumor I really want to run with)
10 days ago
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I SAW A FOX!!!!!
13 days ago
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I am working on a show in Texas which means I can’t use my ticket to the opening night of previews for Chess with
@maris.bsky.social
and
@emilygouldnymag.bsky.social
. 🎶 I cross over borders but I’m still there now.
15 days ago
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Just realized I’m wearing my Roxy Music hoodie to go see David Byrne
20 days ago
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I have a migraine and for some inexplicable reason there is a fucking marching band at one end of my street and i keep screaming GO THE FUCK AWAY at them. GO THE FUCK AWAY, YOU FUCKING LOUD MARCHING BAND, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
23 days ago
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Just took some Tylenol out of PURE SPITE
about 1 month ago
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L’shana Tovah and Free Palestine
about 1 month ago
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Today I Learned: oxen are castrated bulls. They are not a distinct species of beast of burden. I feel completely led astray by Oregon Trail and nothing makes sense anymore. OXEN ARE BOY COWS WITHOUT TESTICLES.
about 1 month ago
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Grow some ovaries, Disney
about 1 month ago
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I half-glanced at the tv and thought for a brief moment that the guy singing during the necrology is Allen Sherman
about 2 months ago
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with matching donations from all the FYC campaign sponsors
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about 2 months ago
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Hearing just a few bars of the Severance theme is a balm for my soul
about 2 months ago
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What is going on with his mouth?
about 2 months ago
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Yungblud? More like long torso. (I am so sorry).
#vmas
about 2 months ago
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I’m just listening to all the Billy Bragg songs celebrating socialism and trying to feel something other than dread
about 2 months ago
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I got my flu shot yesterday and asked the nurse about a Covid booster and she said “we need to wait until the stupidity is over.” So! This is promising.
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about 2 months ago
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None of us were terrified (because
@joshgondelman.bsky.social
wasn’t using his scary Satan’s Princess voice)
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about 2 months ago
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Ohhh I was going to be an insomniac watching the big brother live feeds but instead I’m picking up what we’re putting down over here and GOLLY, this is fun like the ol’ days
2 months ago
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I went to high school in New Jersey and I am ALWAYS stymied when friends post back to school pix before Labor Day
2 months ago
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Well GOLLY the iocane powder comp on tonight’s Big Brother was just so delightful and new
#bb27
2 months ago
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This event was happening across the street from my house and I cannot believe I missed my chance to see this kitty who drives his own little car (and convince him to come live with me and Snork)
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2 months ago
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The new Devo doc on netflix is just wonderful and inspiring!
2 months ago
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I was trying to explain the difference between who skeets vs. who tweets to a friend who does not use or grok social media and we ended up here: twitter is nazis and maga people and bluesky is socialist queer people
2 months ago
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I truly hope that someday I can watch the president of the united states speaking on tv without involuntarily shouting SHUT THE FUCK UP in response
2 months ago
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Hot sandwich-throwing summer
3 months ago
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Jade Jᴜᴅᴇ Sarson
3 months ago
Friends, I might be involved with a new paid project that's lookin for queer POC who make comics. If you are interested in adapting stories about sexual health in the UK during the 50s, drop me a reply here or email teahermit at hotmail dot co dot uk and I will forward your links!!
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
3 months ago
a lovely video some of you may have missed
www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
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Choir! Choir! Choir!/David Byrne sings David Bowie "Heroes" in NYC!
YouTube video by Choir! Choir! Choir!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=w7HJZPlJn_U&t=195s
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Do we have a machine that impeaches fascists?
3 months ago
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I have been singing TLC's "UNPRETTY" as an anthem for years and only just now did I think to look up what the heck they're singing at the top of the chorus. Oh. It's: "My outsides look cool My insides are blue" I had no idea and now I can't remember which fake words I automatically plugged in.
3 months ago
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HOLY GODSPELL, there is a new doc about the 1972 production that starred the entire comedy world. GIMME GIMME GIMME.
youtu.be/ZOsuDPzCTRg?...
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YOU HAD TO BE THERE: HOW THE TORONTO GODSPELL IGNITED THE COMEDY REVOLUTION... Clip | TIFF 2025
YouTube video by TIFF Trailers
https://youtu.be/ZOsuDPzCTRg?si=jleQxZXeh2UiVtoI
3 months ago
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Welp! I had my first nightmare about a nuclear apocalypse after Sean Duffy’s lunar reactor blows up, so I’ve got that going for Wednesday.
3 months ago
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If we’re re-litigating stuff that went down in 2016, ooooh do I have some slights to address
3 months ago
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Shout out to anyone else caught on the all night insomnia ride! WHEEEEEEE.
3 months ago
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I have diligently (and enviously) watched everyone’s videos of JCS at the Hollywood bowl and I am eternally grateful for your service. TRUE STORY: Adam Lambert and I sang “heaven on their minds” together while I was directing this campaign:
vimeo.com/148508108
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VH1 | Goldilocks
Divas promo starring Adam Lambert. Written/Directed by Bex Schwartz for VH1
https://vimeo.com/148508108
3 months ago
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The reveal that Brennan Lee Mulligan is DM’ing Critical Role’s next campaign just gave me the mildest frisson of hope for the future
3 months ago
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Hooray for
@mrjordankatz.bsky.social
and the Middle Aged Dad Jam Band! I have the reverse shot from their NYT profile:
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/02/s...
3 months ago
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Hank Williams, Jr. voice: "🎵 are you ready for some flash floods?"
3 months ago
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My heart hurts
wapo.st/3IRLZn6
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60,000 Gazans have been killed. 18,500 were children. These are their names.
Palestinian children have been killed at a rate of more than one per hour since the war began.
https://wapo.st/3IRLZn6
3 months ago
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So go to the city, See the crazy people there. Like lambs to the slaughter, They're drinking the water And breathing [cough] the air!
3 months ago
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My dad is throwing a birthday party for my stepmom today and spent last night going through the guest list to point out which ones are Trumpies and which ones are Zionists (and which ones are both) and told me I’m not allowed to talk to them about current events.
3 months ago
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🏳️⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying)
3 months ago
FYI:
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Once I was doing red carpet interviews on behalf of the video game Rock Band and I asked Ozzy about playing guitar. He pretended to hit me with the Rock Band microphone in mock rage. Rest peacefully, prince of darkness.
3 months ago
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I cannot believe I am only just this moment learning this 41 minute video exists:
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3 months ago
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Is this guerilla marketing for Chess?
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4 months ago
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Everything is terrible except for the fact that I somehow persuaded a bit stupid pub in midtown to let me throw a pre-show polka party before tomorrow night's Weird Al show at MSG. (Ummm, holler if you want to join us? We will be wearing matching
@alyankovic.bsky.social
themed Hawaiian shirts).
4 months ago
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Beatles lyrics for 2025: “I read the news today, oh fuck.”
4 months ago
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Can someone who knows the New Testament tell me what getting divorced on biblical grounds means?
4 months ago
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I’ve been reading all of the news and yet I feel like I have no idea of the magnitude of what the fuck is happening (evergreen skeet?)
4 months ago
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