So excited to share my brand new project. I’m back out in the world talking to people. Like United Shades of America but in shorter bursts and with more hope. This one is “WHO’S WITH ME AT THE FOOD BANK?”

Or… and hang with me here… Did The New York Times Ruin Opinions?😬

Only two more stand-up comedy shows left this year! November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest. December 6 in Rochester, NY Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.

Congrats to @zohrankmamdani! And also, I feel bad for you. That job sucks. For more of my thoughts go here.😬 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...

I wish only the best for Zohran Mamdani and New York City, but I also remember the exact moment when I realized that being the mayor of New York City was a job that totally sucks. It rhymes with the word dillbeldasio.

SAN FRANCISCO! I’m back! At the Punch Line Comedy Club on Saturday, November 22 at the very reasonable time of 3pm in the afternoon. Perfect for people like me who like to go out and get a full night of sleep. Tickets here: www.ticketmaster.com/w-kamau-bell...

The whole title is “The Scariest Thing This Halloween is Donald Trump’s Hatred for Children: At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids” Enjoy.

The shocking part is that this isn’t shocking at all. It’s Trump vs. The World. Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿‍♂️😬

“Why should I go to a No Kings protest?”

MATCH UNLOCKED 🎉🚀⭐ Head to DonorsChoose.org/Kamau and support a classroom near you. Today, while funds last, @wkamaubell.bsky.social will match your donation!

🚂 Final stop on Kamau’s Big Student Surprise: Bonita Street Elementary with #MelissaMcCarthy and #BenFalcone! Support public school students in LA or your own community at DonorsChoose.org/MelissaAndBen. If we hit 10,000 donations by tomorrow @wkamaubell.bsky.social#MelissaMcCarthy#BenFalconeill unlock a special match ⏰

The More You Know!🌈😬

Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿

This week @wkamaubell.bsky.social is using his #CelebrityJeapardy winnings to surprise students. Today, he and #MeganRapinoe are scoring major points with the kids at P.S. 299! 🏆⚽ Join in and help students in your community: DonorsChoose.org/Megan.

Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿

Gracias, Kamau! 🙌🏽 @wkamaubell.bsky.social is sending his friends to 4 public schools with $25k in DonorsChoose funding. First up: A. Randolph High School with @hasanminhaj.com 🤩 Give now at DonorsChoose.org/Hasan — if we hit 10K donations by Friday, Kamau unlocks a special match 🚀

Honored to meet this warrior for change! Minnesota Lynx’s Napheesa Collier is out here speaking truth to power to change the WNBA for the better.✊🏿

“And the sign said,’Fascism’ll be defeated. You just gotta unite.’”

You knew I’d have some THOUGHTS.😬

Just in case.😬 Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo tickets at wkamaubell.com

Seeing all the talk about Ezra Klein and Ta-Nehisi Coates’ NYT conversation, I’m re-upping my Ezra Kelin “diss track”.

My humble plea.✊🏿

HEY ROCHESTER, NY & SURROUNDING AREAS! I’m performing at @nazuniversity on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are only available right now to folks who have my presale code. Lucky for you, you are one of those folks. Use the code WKB to buy your tickets: www2.naz.edu/artscenter/t...

My humble plea.✊🏿

Some of the thoughts I shared with Jemele Hill at The Atlantic Festival. Also, I’m 100% dying my hair back to black.🤣🤣🤣

Consider this my Ezra Klein diss track.👀

Consider this my Ezra Klein diss track.👀

Donald Trump seems to have fully gotten over his friend Charlie Kirk’s death.😬

When our President is an active and fervent white supremacist who foments division and hate at every turn, Fox News really gets to Fox News all over themselves. I would call for these people to be fired but they are literally doing what they are paid to do.

If you say so, sir.

I just decided to look up if Charlie Kirk and I ever had any interaction so I Googled our names together. This is what the A. I. reported back. I didn’t post a critical comment. I haven’t used “lmaos” in my life. A. I. is heavy on the artificial & light on the intelligence. What’s up, Google?

Remember. You can always just put it in the group chat.😬

In a world gone mad, take a break and wallow in this delicious joy.🤣

In a world gone mad, take a break and wallow in this delicious joy.🤣

SIGN OF THE TIMES: Today, my daughter and I went to the donut shop. There were more people buying lottery tickets than donuts.😬👀🍩💵

“Chipocalypse Now!” Sounds like Chips Ahoy’s new slogan.

Ever seen a human centipede of billionaires?

Today’s piece is “Donald Trump’s Kink is Firing Black Women - Even when he can’t get it up. (By “it” of course I mean the legal standing.”😁 All about Trump’s incredibly obvious effort to fire every prominent Black woman that he can… even if he can’t.

Today’s piece is “Donald Trump’s Kink is Firing Black Women - Even when he can’t get it up. (By “it” of course I mean the legal standing.”😁 All about Trump’s incredibly obvious effort to fire every prominent Black woman that he can… even if he can’t.

IDEA FOR A TV SHOW: I hang out with people who are angry about Cracker Barrel’s logo change, and I point out the things in their lives that they should be way angrier about than that.

I. SAID. WHAT. I. SAID.😁

I. SAID. WHAT. I. SAID.😁

YouTube algorithm for the win on this one! A bunch of teenagers in a room playing Rush songs together. We often focus too much on what young folks are doing wrong, but this is great! You have to be true nerd to want to sit in a room and do this. I’m their new manager!* *Just kidding.

The latest from Trump on his plans to Trumpify the Smithsonian. I would pity him if he wasn’t so dangerous. Also white supremacists LOOOOOOVE talking about the “good parts of slavery”.🤣 substack.com/@wkamaubell/...

I wrote this piece earlier this year when Trump announced his plan to remake the Smithsonian in his own morally repugnant image. I went to the Blacksonian shortly after it opened & I couldn’t wait to take my kids with me. This is about that magical trip last summer. open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...

Read my latest piece. TRUMP ATTACKING D.C. IS NOT A DISTRACTION - Especially if you live in D.C. or any of the other cities he is targeting

Read my latest piece. TRUMP ATTACKING D.C. IS NOT A DISTRACTION - Especially if you live in D.C. or any of the other cities he is targeting

This morning Donald Trump listed a bunch of Black & Brown American cities as places he wants to invade after he uses the American military & the DC police to take over DC. He claims that DC is in the middle of some sort of crime wave. The statistics say that is not true. This is fascism in action.

My thoughts on Marc Maron’s soon to be legendary podcast run in the wake of his latest HBO comedy special, Panicked. He’s cleaning out stand-up comedy’s house. And he started with Trumpmedian Theo Von. open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...

My thoughts on Marc Maron’s soon to be legendary podcast run in the wake of his latest HBO comedy special, Panicked. He’s cleaning out stand-up comedy’s house. And he started with Trumpmedian Theo Von. open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...