catfishing.net #617 - 9/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈 i'm on a linsanity run rn

i got a spongebob tattoo and i retweet spongebob fan accounts all the time and i went on a podcast with a spongebob influencer and told him i loved his podcast and appreciated being on. but all of my friends will "freak out" if you say i like spongebob. and well, thats basically just, totally normal

can't believe my mom just completed the world marathon majors by finishing tokyo on a bum knee that's queen shit

If you’ve never heard a donkey braying, George has a special message just for you.

go check out your local theater companies. just saw a one-act play clearly based on no exit that climaxed with a guy diegetically singing the magnetic fields, 10/10

basically trap's cinnamon girl solo

got a shirt for the bar at the bar

da week

genuinely unimaginably evil to bet on this

this is my wife. she married me in the window. her name is og.

dawless techno i hardly know er etc

liver is so cheap you could buy it with a child's paper route money. in fact there's a great philip roth book about just that

fun w polyrhythms

the bitch is back

bandido is too good to be stuck as brody's little hypeman

mark davis is somewhat larger than the average professional wrestler but brody king looks like he could reenact saturn devouring his son with 75% of the AEW roster

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

don't think any word in the english language has tanked its reputation as hard as "reckon." had a student point to it as an example of colloquial, "improper" dialogue in as i lay dying the other day. shit is in the KJV!

close enough. welcome back, grant williams

trappin out the porch

new order introducing "ceremony": here's a song we wrote to convince our old singer not to kill himself. it uh didn't work but hopefully you'll like it

red pill blue pill morpheus walruses

i won't say which of you were being mean to my mom in my dream last night but it was more than one

so we're all in agreement that substance is the best double album of all time right. like the white album is great and all but compared to substance it's total bathroom

me: i like your name. it's got a nice ring to it God Anne Icering-Tewitt: oh thanks man

kevin hussein federline

me: i like your name. it's got a nice ring to it God Anne Icering-Tewitt: oh thanks man

(donald duck voice) journeys end in lovers meeting

i forgot that the haunting of hill house opens with our protagonist accidentally bulldozing an elderly little person on the sidewalk

the man who shot liberty valance

i'm glad we can mostly all agree that this was a failure on bafta's part and that they did real harm to everyone involved

bafta situation is simple to navigate honestly. it's awful to embarrass yourself and hurt others, totally involuntarily, in such a public forum. it's awful to have racial slurs hurled at you at any time but especially during what should be a proud moment. just don't be dismissive of either party

i'm synthesizer

da week

today i played on the stage where i saw pissed jeans that's pretty cool

i have this experience every time i listen to parklife

they gotta update the death riders graphic, this one shows yuta with hair

most wrestlers need to do a better job selling the kickout as physically taxing because otherwise when they get pinned it just looks like they arbitrarily decided not to do it this time

cmll title match between a swiss guy and a canadian on an american show is nasty work tbh

here ya go

look either ban the piledriver outright or let them do it the dangerous way, enough of keeping the head a full foot above the canvas

why did they fly bandido out to not wrestle

marina shafir really shines in co-ed matches

hangman getting a selfie with andrade's own groupie>>>

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

mark davis could legitimately sell a chest chop as a finisher

if it's me and your granny on bongos don't come a knockin

look at this man playing string

hey guys im gonna put out my first collection of ambient/plunderphonics/sound collage soon i hope you think it's good and don't wanna kick my ass over it