damn blue heron... fuckin shit.....

did you guys know he's been married to gong li since 2019

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

having mandela effect where black widows used to have the hourglass on the back instead of the front

hey little guy

any scott walker cover of jacques brel. love getting to experience some approximation of the bitter irony in those songs

i'm fascinated by the semantics of the phrase "hot mic." like it describes the action of someone caught on the mix but the adjective literally refers to a mix itself. so is it that a mic only becomes hot after someone says keep fuckin that chicken into it, or is its hotness simply unremarkable

last weekend i went to see some deathmatch wrestling and immediately got freaked out about inhaling whatever the stuff in the fluorescent light tubes is and left after 10 minutes

gotta compete with the aew ppv

wo

grimes mcdonalds commercial

"neuromancer predicted so much about the internet" not really, it predicted the internet as a fully immersive three-dimensional GUI where hacking means throwing a virtual grenade at a virtual fortress wall and watching it crumble apart. that's way fucking cooler than this bullshit.

r/tattooadvice is the best subreddit

listening to the replacements song where they say the r word

woing for a galk

i am not gonna pay for a search engine are you fuckin stupid

chat is this true

high life clears. come on.

they have cool beers at the bonspiel

still think it's really funny that the wiki article on revolver has a whole subsection about how people used to like it less than sgt pepper and now they like it more

you know what's also a dark horse is it's all too much

freestyling this: hey bulldog i want you/she's so heavy strawberry fields forever come together i want to hold your hand tomorrow never knows something paperback writer drive my car norwegian wood

lost count of how many times these playoffs i've forgotten that de'aaron fox is on the spurs now

the "user was blocked for this post" rt after chasten buttigieg finally blocks me is gonna feel so good

i just don't get what the point of a live action betty boop is. like making a live action bugs bunny

just received this transmission again

i think the chuds are extra tilted because they know there's absolutely no way nolan gives a shit about woke points. guy doesn't even have a cell phone. they hate that there's no ideology they can point to besides 'lupita nyong'o would be good in this role'

not according to the current swan boy arc

catfishing.net #697 - 9/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

why do guitar center et al stock mostly medium-thickness picks when heavy is clearly superior

6 7 haha i hate myself

six seven!!! @chastenbuttigieg.bsky.social

but yeah smiling like a sunrise above a sink is cool too

british people are always like "my mate's called alan"

Alex Caruso

isaiah hartenstein has died

they don't want you to get a gigantic bean and cheese burrito for five dollars

living in austin is cool because sometimes you find out your neighbor is a retired professional swing guitarist

punk is actually about playing electric guitar while pretending to be a french poet and television basically invented that

i love to play guitar and shred

i love entities!

What a privilege it is to have a little less room in the bed because a tiny creature thinks it's the safest place to sleep at night.

novels about the internet ruining your brain from before the internet was around

putting david gates's jernigan up there with a confederacy of dunces in the "great books about internet posioning from before the internet really existed" pantheon

here is a picture of all the food that's better than candy

sometimes augustus hill puts really unnecessary emphasis on random words. "convicted july TWELFTH" man i wasn't disputing which day in july relax

Hello Deb can I get a text if you don't mind 😊

mentalism is wild because it's the exact same skillset as being a magician except instead of pretending to do magic you're pretending to be a stalker

dear duckduckgo it is time to become good

candy is the best food