Looking forward to watching the 33rd inning of this game when I wake up.

Working on my masterpiece. (A Spanish Ranchera song called Necesito Tapatio)

Check on your Philly friends.

When you hit the wrong button on MLB The Show.

Tush pushing on 1st down is unethical hoops.

I’ve always said I was built like Bron.

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Binged and caught up on Task. It’s refreshing to see the dirtbag Philly accent so prominently displayed.

If the baseball gods are good, Cam Shitler will get absolutely rocked tonight.

Game-winning touchdown

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Stav not even posting a Ronnie video this weekend tells me all I need to know about the Ravens.

Mondre fumble right on cue.

Sick of Carrie Underwood’s shit.

Watching early 2000’s skate videos, haters in shambles.

Hate when an app tells me I’m “offline”… Do not speak to me like that.

Mark Sanchez got stabbed AND arrested and it’s still not the low point of his career.

Mac Jones: youtu.be/LdGai72Tt8Y?...

Our long national nightmare has resumed.

Shoutout to the Red Sox… For absolutely nothing, that was awful.

I can’t wait to trade Jarren Duran.

If you let the Red Sox play enough games at Yankee stadium, they will drop 12 runs on you. I see this as an absolute win.

I don’t think prime Jose Canseco was as roided up as that reliever.

Sox kehd

and now i’m bregnant

Fast Trev, as they call him.

“It’s Wilyer Abreu time” - Wilyer Abreu

(The loudest strike three call you’ve ever heard, bellowing from my room)

“Yoshider.”

Just how we drew it up.

ESPN covering the Yankees.

Many people are saying this.

🤠⚡️

Our long national nightmare is over. The Red Sox are back in the playoffs.

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

Oh god that was brutal.

Bad Bunny should do Not Like Us, in Spanish.

Honestly shoutout this Monday night football slate. I’m tired and dont want to stay up late.

Using Fleetwood Mac during a Michal Parsons pregame segment is A+ producing.