Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi... Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game?

Mullen and Soder on Stavvy’s World.

They just created a million Timothée Chalamets.

Pump fake, step through, euro step, and one.

Roman gonna take this Judge kid under his wing and have him mashing by the next WBC.

Award show posting is the lowest form of posting.

No Vermont basketball? Firmly out on March madness.

This MF has something touch his hand every single episode.

They were there for me when I was low, so I will be there for them. Open invitation for the band to get fucked up at my job and give me money.

Thicc Willyyyyyyyy

Acuña and Shohei lead off HRs, hell yeah.

Kinda crazy they can find roads in America to race F1 cars on without blowing them up.

🚨 Duck in the yard 🚨

Saw someone get pants’d crossing the road today.

When I get final jeopardy correct and all three miss it:

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Damnit, missed my nugs yearly subscription renewal. Like, I still want it but might have been able to find a better deal.

This is spot on Spo 😂

Lmao someone holding a 🤌 sign for Team Italy.

The rich history of Massachusetts.

If Italy has a team in the world baseball classics than Ireland should also have a team to display the prowess of Irish American greats Troy O’Leary, wade boggs and Shohei O’htani

Break up has overtaken drugs on autofill 🥺

Wood > Spunk jam 2nu.gs/4bCpY7K

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Heat are gonna hang a banner for this

How you get 83 pts shooting under .500 lmao?

In this game we have the greatest shot blocker of our generation, and also Victor Wembanyama.

Gotta be the best Anyone, absolute dance party. 2nu.gs/4sBlOCN

Celtics Spurs tonight, hell fucking yes!

Red Sox winning the WBC.

ROMAN ANTHONY TO THE FUCKING MOON

Down With Disease - Phish Elektra Records (1994)

Jeopardy category: Forklift Certified

Nah you gotta classify Wemby as a controlled substance, this is just silly

To all the international women, thank you for your service 🫡

The boys are back in town

TATUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I’d like to wish a very happy Jayson Tatum, to those who celebrate.

(Jeopardy) Ken: Can you be more specific? Contestant: No.

Umpire put some stank on that out call.

Other than being a consummate professional, how do you not give Allen a raise for 2009 alone?

Grown man doing work on a laptop and eating a happy meal. Dudes rock.

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Very fun show from last weekend. 2nu.gs/3N1laiS

Good lord Seth Macfarland is insufferable.