Yep, I am definitely back in Colorado.

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The monster mash.

just turned into the golf and the very first thing I saw was Bryson DeChambeau, already 4 over before noon on Thursday, hitting from somebody's front porch

Airplane tunes.

Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger https://theonion.com/man-inspects-perimeter-to-find-most-vulnerable-entry-po-1849717059/

Gn open.spotify.com/track/7EiZI6...

I just know Shane was rapping EVERY word of Dreams and Nightmares at the end of the roast.

Ultimate Father’s Day 2026 gift just dropped

Celtics Attempt To Lure Giannis By Announcing Payton Pritchard His Brother Now https://theonion.com/celtics-attempt-to-lure-giannis-by-announcing-payton-pritchard-his-brother-now/

Heading back to the motherland this week looking at house rentals.

Slightly increase a band The Gouda Incident

oh no

Watching the Sixers be this ass only makes me madder at the Celtics.

Just from his name, Landry Shamet sounds like a 73 year old man.

If y’all see my mom, dose her down.

My mom treats ice cream like she’s dumping an 8 ball out on a platter and wondering who wants to fucking party!?

happy Mother’s Day 💕

Fuck.

Who up thrusting? open.spotify.com/album/00Uf5P...

#posting from a new phone for the first time in 7 years.

Watched on mute: “maybe we need to defund the arts more” Watched with volume: “hell yeah”

Anthony "Payton Pritchard" Edwards over here

This game has been 11-1 for like 7 minutes.

Beats. on.soundcloud.com/pBR76GO3yAAw...

Funniest outcome for the ECF would be Tobias Harris 40 piecing the Sixers in an elimination game.

@snotboogie.bsky.social huge if true.

Hey kids, if you love hacky sack but hate people lemme tell you about devil sticks

G2G

Time is a flat circle.

First of all, lol. Second of all, and most importantly, lmao.

High school friend who worked at zumiez going through a breakup in his mid thirties is my new favorite genre of IG story. Lot of “a lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of sheep” posting going on.

I’ll never forgive Rudy Gobert for inventing the novel coronavirus.

RED SOX FIRST SWEEP OF THE SEASON

Just saw a clip of the Deadtronica thing Mags and what’s his nuts are doing.

CNN made Americans dumber.

Not bad.

My mom treats ice cream like she’s dumping an 8 ball out on a platter and wondering who wants to fucking party!?

Chad Sphinx isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.

@beardjam.bsky.social you posted a playlist once and I stalked your other lists on Spotify and this afrobeat playlist is a perfect vibe rn.

At least I have… the Red Sox? Oh dear god.

Once again going to a concert instead of watching the Celtics. Tatum’s out. There has never been a more appropriate time for D White to get it together. Baptize em JB. It’s in Jah’s hands 🙏

If you go with people to brunch at 11 or even noon, you should not be ordering a cheeseburger or a Cobb salad. You are messing with the vibe. We are eating pancakes!

I’m going to pile so many dogs later. Just stacks of em.

Which show should I watch? The Boys Righteous Gemstones (only seen S1) The Pitt

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