i have been willing to take a lot of abuse from the disco biscuits organization because there is really nothing on earth that makes my brain implode into a flaming dark matter tesseract quite like a well executed transition into an inverted above the waves

Announcement of an announcement. He’s firing his drummer.

Oh no Younghoe.

Patriots vs Giants should be on the next UFC card.

Monday after thanksgiving hitting like:

Everybody act right.

Phenomenal show! Do not miss him if he’s coming to town.

Gotta drive Michigan insane that Ohio State gets cool pot leaf stickers for their helmets.

You already know what time it is.

Just imagine how bad the Eagles offense will look next year when they ban the tush push.

Gonna watch Stranger Things tonight.

Going to the fridge for one last piece of pie.

Google ad about gaslighting your kid with AI slop.

Look how they massacred my boy 😢

How many Yellowstone shows could we possibly need?

Jack White jumpscare.

“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!” {me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}

Thanksgiving is tomorrow, which I am very excited about… but I GET TO SEE DAVID BYRNE THIS WEEKEND!!!

The cost of the Pistons being good means forfeiting the random games they beat the Celtics in November. Them’s the breaks.

Go to Galveston. Order the chicken finger basket, honey mustard, no ketchup. Drink a six pack, jump in the water, fully clothed. Pretend you’re a sea monster. Drink another six pack, continue being a sea monster. After all that, put on a Disney movie and think about how good life can be sometimes.

Exactly how I expected Cam Skattebo would spend his rehab.

Listening to PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation, as King Gizz intended… on a beach in Galveston.

My "Not Enron" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Late night (10PM) vibes open.spotify.com/album/45ZWDM...

I like eating at Greek restaurants bc I feel like it supports Stavvy.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

The platform that monetized ragebait was being taken advantage of by foreigners cosplaying as maga patriots… no way.

AJ Brown probably looking at his stats blasting Dreams and Nightmares rn.

Our father who art in a k hole Blessed be thy rolls 🙏

The Grateful Dead played in Worcester Massachusetts on 4/20/1969

Of all the notes in Sound One, those were certainly some of them.

That last play needed Benny Hill music.

Caves of the North!

I can understand wearing your safety vest at lunch I guess… but why are you wearing a full body harness in this gas station my guy?