If you said this exact combination of words to a cop at a traffic stop, they wouldn't even waste time with the breathalyzer.

49ers absolutely wrecked survivor pools

Stafford good lord almighty

Made FG off of a doink should count for 5

Sheets Toilet paper Potato chips Olive oil Truffle salt Mattress All worth the money

Mac got a concussion and grabbed his leg to play it off?

Mac Jones damn broke apart

Hanging loose in the playoffs, still

Oh I see In baseball you’re supposed to hit the player with the ball and not have the player hit the ball

(I hope the cubs shit the bed. Badly)

*4.5 years sober

Hatin’ Ass Spurrier more like Stuntin’ On Their Ass Spurrier

South Carolina The perfect “meh” team, and data proves it

#golfsky give us your most memorable 1990-2010 drivers @aladnamedbrad.bsky.social and @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social have some solid takes thus far

Wild

Anyone else wake up to an FBI raid (presumably joint raid with ICE) on their block? An hour of the street blocked, multiple people w/ machine guns w/ FBI on their backs, copter overhead & 7 different flash bangs. Saving us from the friendly Latino dudes w/ an adorable frenchy who fix cars all day.

First of two parts because there was that much point missing at the 45th Ryder Cup. quadrilateral.substack.com/p/point-miss...

This is great

October 1 and it’s that time

I’m sure this won’t be used nefariously at all. None. Zero. Nada.

You know what to add here @theweatherexpert.bsky.social

Fresh & piping hot theintercept.com/2025/09/30/t...

An unusual meeting

What’s going to be interesting is getting these ranking officials comments in how the commander in chief is a lunatic and should be relieved

Remember when this got a guy disqualified

coming off the stage post speech

This is all performative to come across as the “real tough guys who don’t compromise” the day of the budget vote. 100000%

The Lattimore / Tennessee game injury

1(a) Albany, GA 1 (b) Jackson, TN

SVP has always been a head

NASCAR is back

Damn Denny answered some questions by running bubba hard.

Lowry prob closed this out. Wild golf this afternoon

Team USA? Back?

Oh baby a glimmer of hope at Bethpage

What. The actual fuck.

Georgia should have lost

If you're still up, here's a column from Long Island on the European team kicking the United States' ass up and down the easiest-looking Bethpage Black track ever.

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

Why is there *not* smoke at the South Carolina game?

This is like 51% accurate and can’t disagree but counterpoint: Fuck mark stoops

Can I get a met to explain why the giant steam plant exhaust (?) is showing up like this on radar (BMX) @mattlanza.bsky.social @shawnmilrad.bsky.social , .etc

With beating Kentucky, South Carolina has moved from the Birmingham Bowl to the Music City Bowl

I feel like South Carolina football is dollar store Auburn when they had cam newton

SNL too scared to come back early smh

Front 7 soft as shit on both sides #gamecocks

Never met but I thought this was @mikelowetpt.bsky.social