Just woke from a dream in which we were about to see a phish cover band play on a beach and we were playing frisbee with a fedora and What Would You Say? was blasting from a boombox. The vibes were impeccable.

She blue on my man group

And we love to take a bath

Happy Thanksgiving

Back where this thread started a year ago: Katie’s uncle’s home theater. Let’s fucking go. Films are sick.

Holy shit I just did Queens NY to Lexington MA in 3.5 hrs with a stop for gas. On Thanksgiving Eve. How

The line to get into Stüssy is like two blocks long rn. Wasn’t that shit relegated to Marshall’s and TJ Maxx in the 90’s? I’m not saying they don’t make nice things but it certainly wasn’t hard to come by

Be kind

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Just read this in like three sittings. Meh.

The only thing I don’t like about Thanksgiving is having to drive through fuckin Connecticut twice. Dogshit state with dogshit roads. I’m just gonna wait until like 9 pm to leave Queens tonight.

I just looked up and a homeless lady was watching me pick out candy through that window on the left so I made her a bag of whatever she wanted and that smile melted my cold lil late November heart

This week on The Adam Friedland Show… mayor elect Zohran Mamdani?! I am so incredibly proud of my best friend Adam. Watching him become Millennial Jon Stewart has been a true delight.

Today’s geography and history lesson while I poop was Sandy Hook, New Jersey and the Sandy Hook Pilots. The Pilots have been around since the late 1600s!

Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum

RIP Jimmy Cliff 💔

Any of y’all seen Mo on Netflix? I watched season one a few years ago and kinda forgot about it but this show is really funny and I don’t think anything is funny, really. I’m flying through season two.

🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇 www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...

Check out this thread/link. Truly heartwarming stuff. You can pick out a gift for a child in foster care directly, or donate a few bucks towards one. They’ve raised almost $100k in a day! Incredible

Finishing off birthday week at our third Italian restaurant in seven days

Check out this thread/link. Truly heartwarming stuff. You can pick out a gift for a child in foster care directly, or donate a few bucks towards one. They’ve raised almost $100k in a day! Incredible

I need to know more about Moe.down With The Clown last night

Well, the years start comin’ And they don’t stop comin’ Fed to the rules And I hit the ground runnin’ It didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

come on man

That’s a terrible foul call in this Warriors/Blazers game, woof

The Biscuits are streaming on Nugs in a few live from the Town Ballroom in Buffalo. They’ve never played a bad set there. Check em out! 🌲👽🌲

It's hilarious that Trump always 100% agrees with the last person he happened to speak to. The problem is that 99.9% of the time, the last person he spoke to is either a professional bullshitter or some deranged moron whose entire concept of politics was derived from right wing facebook hoaxes

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

I knew this was gonna happen. Mr. Too Damn Charismatic has done it again.

I know I do not need a Blu Ray player at all but I really want a Blu Ray player. As a child of the 1990’s, I am a sucker for physical media collections.

Thank y’all so much for all the bday wishes yesterday. It truly means a lot.

Found a deli near work with $1.79 bagels with cream cheese

shoutout whoever at X, the Everything App made Grok say Elon’s the Michael Jordan of no-loads-refused cum dumps and could slurp up piss like the Los Angeles Aqueduct

I think I want to go see The Big Apple Circus at Lincoln Center. It sounds fun. Is that weird? Is it just for kids

Oooooh

Today is my 39th birthday. That’s wild. I genuinely did not expect to live to see 30.

This picture is cracking me up

Remember some of the panels I would post at that last shithole I was just working at? This building is 2 years old. This is heaven.

Holy shit dude, the Pacers are 1-12?! What the fuck

He looks like if Trey worked at a bowling alley

Big ole’ “if you know you know” right here

Everyone tell my other half @imfartybaby.bsky.social happy birthday please

There’s some shit in a few Epstein emails about Trump and the “electricians union…” whoaaaaa iiiiiinteresting

Marlon’s First Dribble>Dino Baby>Cyclone??

A win is a win but man are the Celtics lucky. That was a painful second half.

First time in at least a few years that I’ve been chomping at the bit for a Biscuits soundboard to drop. Last night was gas gas.

The funniest show that no one has ever seen is streaming for the first time in awhile. It’s like 8 Mile meets Trailer Park Boys but British. There’s like four laughs a minute.

Just had a great hang with technodad and we met Marlon and he told kt that he loved her fleece and I watched her knees wobble lol he’s so hot