First stop in Atlanta every single time. I am like a kid on Christmas rn. They are absolutely the best pancakes I’ve ever had and it isn’t close.

Yooooo 700 pages of fresh stories from The Stand universe? Hell yeah dude let’s go

The prettiest ever to do it. I’m one lucky cowpoke.

Just noticed that the world’s premiere NuMetal podcast did an episode on DMX’s It’s Dark And Hell Is Hot and that’s an insta-listen for me! Thank you @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Star Crunch is a godtier snack cake

FIIIIIIIIIRE ✊

I’m off Spotify so links aren’t necessary, but hit me with your favorite reggae tracks. I’m gonna make a playlist. This is first:

Can we go ahead and tar and feather this fucking walrus already? The last “Venezuelan drug boat” was actually “a guy fishing” for fucks sake. Evil.

Ahh yes the ol’ Netanyahu Style Ceasefire, classic

Traveling to my favorite city (Atlanta) with my favorite person (kt) for the long weekend and couldn’t be more excited. She has never been, and I haven’t been back since June 2020 when I was living in EAV. Trying to convince her that going to Magic City is like going to the Louvre lol

Hell yeah @kevinsmithaf.bsky.social

So I was still sweating a little while they reached out to the SIX professional references that I had to provide, but I just got the call. Offer letter imminent. AHHHHH!! Need this dub so badly. My spiritual game has been off but the universe still got my back after all. The net IS unbreakable. 💜

Check out this window licker! “NYPD State Trooper” lmao that’s a thing for sure man

Create A Wrestler in WWE2K5 ass fit Also side note: does anyone else think of the “her clit/brown/taint-area still p0wns my dick” tweet every single time they see Kevin Smith?

Hey I’ve listened to this new Page “Synthia” McConnell album like five times now and it is absolutely splendid. He must have seen my pinned post about piano forward music to listen to while reading/working/stufdying for sure.

#OtD 5 Oct 1789 thousands of women in Paris, angry over the high price and scarcity of bread, ransacked the city armoury for weapons and besieged the Palace of Versailles in one of the opening salvos of the French revolution shop.workingclasshistory.com/collections/...

Ready to get on a plane to Portland after that hour of Revolution Porn at the beginning of One Battle After Another. In all seriousness, all the solidarity in my being to Portland. Take care of each other up there.

idc if it’s a band you don’t like. it’s fucked up to film people dancing at a show without their consent to make fun of them online. how many times do we have to go over this?

Woooooooooooo

Julie In The Blue Dress™️ is a hall of fame Boiler Room character ugh I love her so much

One time I tweeted “BOOM BOOM BOOM, NOW LET ME HEAR YA SAY PENIS.. PENIIIIS!!” … and it got 5x the likes this did. How are they so bad at this?? (This is the chair of the DNC btw)

Knee jerk reaction: One of the best movies I’ve ever seen. If that doesn’t bag Leo another Oscar then idk what he’s gotta do. Sean Penn is the best sociopath on film since… No Country? And he’ll likely lose out on Best Supporting to Benecio mf Del Toro. What a god. Chase Infiniti lapped em all

Just got a ticket for One Battle After Another on 70 mm at the cutest little independent theater wooooooo

Hey this is delightful, and so was the GQ article

@peteranspach.bsky.social I have been asked by Deaner to draft a cease and desist, do you want me to write it in crayon for you?

Another day, another dogshit Goose rendition of a sacred song (Chocolate Town)

This week, the Global Sumud Flotilla tried to deliver life-saving aid to Gaza. Instead, 461 people—including New Yorkers—have been detained by the Israeli military. They must be freed at once. And the deliberate starvation of Palestinians must end now.

Ross Douthat is such a dink, man. I read that entire interview with Hasan and the smugness just radiates off the screen.

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 3: Earl Manigault When he stepped onto the court, the world watched. No one dunked harder or jumped higher. But the GOAT never made it pro. There are countless NYC stories like his. Brilliant talents lost to drugs or crime. It doesn’t have to be this way.

Drove through here and everybody knew u

There will never be another Kaleb Horton, man. This feels just like when Giraldo died but journalism instead of comedy. Read these two paragraphs.

A Charlie Kirk fan stalked these teenage girls for months, did livestreams where he harassed them, and murdered them after one of them said something critical of Charlie Kirk. This should be headline news. It’s a horrific tragedy.

I know comedians aren’t supposed to be some beacon of morality or whatever and we already knew most of the ones doing Saudi Arabia were complete scumbags but man…. I am so bummed about Bill Burr. I really thought he was better than that.

The collapse of the cannabis industry is so fucking sad, man. The most talented guy I’ve ever met when it comes to growing can’t find a job to save his life. Like, literally. They had to sell the ranch we worked on in Humboldt in 2022. He was there for like 30 years.

It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

Just had to call my bitchass landlord and he answered the phone “yeah” Ooooh not today Satan. I want to slap the fucking spit out of this guy’s mouth.

A genre of IG reel I’ve been enjoying lately is “Guy who attempts to prank someone gets his ass beat.” Very satisfying stuff.

The way they taste

rather rude

Yankees suck

Tasks is great but there are a couple brutal plot holes

A beautiful tribute to Kaleb Horton here by @alexnpress.bsky.social . It is absolutely criminal that he wasn’t a household name. He was your favorite writer’s favorite writer and I implore all of you to read literally anything he wrote.

Muscle Shoals, AL was sketchy as shit and it takes a LOT to creep me out. Especially when I had a 130 lb Rottweiler at my side at all times.

I got the job. I fucking got it. Let’s GO, dude!! Oh man, jah provide. I am so proud of myself. Manifestation works. An hour ago I closed my eyes and repeated “I will get this job at ____, I will get this job at _____, I will get this job at ____” until I drifted off for a few. I woke to an email.

Pumped to hop on the Sox bandwagon tomorrow night. Playoff baseball rules and the Yankees suck!!

i have watched this 36 times

Two people in our NFL survivor pool had the Packers last night. They should be eliminated right? Right??

Primary all of these fucking losers

Anyone following this Kawai story? He took millions for a no show endorsement and it sounds like the Clippers helped. Skeeeeetchy.

Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves