If Mother’s Day isn’t easy for you, you are not alone 💜

santa's workshop, north pole, new york, 1995

Just put away a 42 oz wagyu tomahawk with bae

The trailer for Summer Tour has dropped. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bql5...

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

$9.75 with a Coke

Now watching in 4K!!

My IG algorithm has led me to Irish road bowling and I want to play so badly. All you do is throw a baseball sized iron ball as far as you can before it goes off the road. Underhand.

Just had a nightmare and some want to forget it. First, some doofus cut me in line for ice cream and then vigorously denied it. Then I was on some kind of duck boat tour and had to leave without my ice cream. The absolute horror of it all

MY GRANDKIDS ARE NOW CLOWNING ME IN MEXICAN CALL THE AUTHORITIES

chain of offenses

Help I can't stop munching butt after the Super Bowl

THE SUPER BOWL FCC COMPLAINTS FINALLY PUBLISHED www.fcc.gov/sites/defaul...

Look at my opposition leader dawg

We’re making them pay.

Other than like a handful of pulls in the last few days, I’ve pretty much given up vaping. I’m on the Zyns but this is huge. I blasted cigs for like 20 years and the vape never left my hand.

It’s been a few weeks now since the rollout and this Play Dead app is great. I’ve never had access to Dave’s Picks before and a few of the Dead Drops have been cool as hell.

Wait, still no Dongle Bongler setlist from last night?? Nothing on the BIP

I hope this is what they ended up doing! I suggested one big palindrome. Play the beginning of like 4 tDB songs>an hour of TBeam>finish said tDB songs. Even cooked up an actual setlist. Intrigued as to how much of it they played.

Doing some actual electrical work today with the boss, who was also an electrician for like 20 years before he took over as head of engineering. We designed the whole setup ourselves and I can tell he was pretty impressed cuz there were a bunch of obstacles he didn’t even think of. Still got it!

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Hanta? I barely know her!!

so nice of the Disco Biscuits to give dance lessons to the honkers tonight

It’s here!

why am i like this

What the heck is Nikola Vucevic doing in my neighborhood??

“She can dance a Cajun rhythm” implies that Frankie Weir could juke

I’ve thoroughly enjoyed this show and just got to the centerpiece. Must be a Dave’s Picks cuz I’ve definitely never heard it.

Dave Balls

Just ordered this and I am pumped. It comes with like a 30 page “yearbook,” bluray + 4k bluray, and hours worth of extras. For like 40% off the Criterion website price. Alright, alright, alright

WTF... Devin Vassell started his shooting motion before the ball got to him

Chris recently sent me this fantastic Eminem

This country really beats the cynicism into ya, don’t it? Mama mia

Adam got the RZA to make a beat on his show. Out of a Christopher Cross sample. I have officially seen it all.

This was one of the best novels I’ve ever read

Computer: enhance

drove through here on summer tour in 2023 and thought it was the best town name I've heard since Cool, CA

Hello what’s your favorite live version of Franklin’s Tower? With or without Help>Slip. Thank you. 💀⚡️🫶

The trailer for the Anthony Bourdain movie just dropped. Can’t wait.

I take Lexapro. I have taken Lexapro for over two decades. The times that I have discontinued taking Lexapro have ended very badly for me. RFKJ is trying to kill millions of Americans like me. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/s...

The hint of vanilla really sets this off

Pharmaceuticals are like the last thing this country produces but I can’t get my Adderall anywhere within 30 miles? Cool cool

Making an alt, especially on here, is weirdo shit. Go for a walk or something.

Whoa, just saw that we might be getting a new Avalanches album in the next few weeks?? I hope they tour, that’s like the #2 show on my bucket list.

A great way to turn your day around is by listening to the Grateful Dead

I heard this was already a done deal. They told him he’d be allowed to watch pg-13 movies and stay up past his bedtime on school nights.