Actually being drenched with your own sweat is very chic. So jot it down. Posh as hell

I am seeking a hair tie at the moment. Can you spare a hair tie

Omg I love the way that Facebook decided to inform me that Jeffree Starr’s favorite yak was struck by lighting (I most def do not follow Jeff)

Showered, butt azz nekkid, 5lber, Ghana v. Colombia

My body is a machine that LEAKS SWEAT

Love the way he put the ball under his shirt

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

I am once again wandering around the house with my tits out and no one is kissing them

CROATIA

So easy to feel bad. So hard to feel good

she bobbin on the spunch in my squarepants

Going to SPAC this weekend and was checking my tickets to see where i am sitting and realized i purchased two sets of tickets to the 3rd and no tickets for the 4th! 🤦‍♂️ If anyone out there by crazy chance did the opposite and wants to trade or if you need PAV tickets to the 3rd DM me!

I went to Big Bush Park and everyone knew you

I have heartburn

ZENDAYA’S FIT TODAYY OMG

Thinking about stuff at work

I’m on one. So what

none of this is true and the place where this is going is potentially very awful

post-workout. zerogravity chairs. bae. pellegrino. a sensible 74 degrees

feeling like shit and the ass it came from

MY MAYOR MUSLIM

These are both of my favorite things 🌲👽💜👽🌲

In the group chat having the time of my life with a bunch of mutuals. They're all just out of frame, group chatting, too.

i offer us all a bong rip in these trying times

Interesting trivia! Jerry Seinfeld has sat court side at 17 New York Knicks’ playoff games! He’s a huge NBA fan too. Google “Jerry Seinfeld 17” to learn more.

Partying on a school night, I fear

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

This country would be nothing without New York City btw. So all you other less than cities need to shut the fuck up. You sound like a little bitch whenever you try and talk shit about New York. It’s one of the best cities in the world and easily the best city in this country so sit the fuck down.

My former boss called me and it nearly gave me a heart attack

Do not rile up the dog! Me:

2004 Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident share.google/P83VQiScFAUD...

Me and the girls are gonna go party, you and the boys can shut the fuck up!!!!!

Forever chasing the feeling of finding a little arm zit and popping it

So, the first of the month, sucks eh? Anyone in NYC got sweet leads on apartments or rooms with reasonable roommates, keep me in mind!

they should invent a toenail that isn't so easy to pull off

I can hear someone playing Forgot About Dre outside. Let me out of here!!! 😩

Still so fuckin obsessed with nine inch noize

Howwwww am I gonna reach these kidssssss

What is Padma Lakshmi’s best color in your opinion

I’m from Long Island. The answer (for me) is DJT

I can’t believe I packed myself a salad for lunch

Roasted butternut squash soup and sour dough grilled cheese, arugula salad.

Someone has been in my room and taking my beers away from my room

I’m about to go into the gym and assert my dominance by farting in the free weights section

Does anyone have a plain cheese red baron pizza I could borrow

listening to 89 dead

If u shart and u also wfh then you don’t have to leave work early to go change

Can’t believe I have to get up and exist today that’s so fucked up.