I fuck with this image

Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit in Iowa is diabolical

A poo so monumental that there’s no evidence on the tp. A ghostly poo.

@phunkywitch.bsky.social DALE

Elisa Allechant referring to Terrence as “doodoo”

Chat; how does one rock a dowagers hump whilst exuding hot girl energy ? Asking for a friend

Hot Mom Central at Pier 17!!!!

NYC Ferry whips ass

Mine was, and I cannot stress this enough, astronomical

You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If two state lawmakers in MN get killed, nobody panics, because anti-Dem violence is normalized. But one GOP podcaster gets shot, well then everyone loses their minds.

Anything happen today? I was poopin

In the words of one Slipman aka Drifty aka Drifter_Angle: snipeys!

Mr. Strangs for the big ol phat W!!!

Turns out this all could have been an email

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE YOU’RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

What’s the story behind this oaf?

Feeling blessed and highly favored as I am reminded AGAIN that I am easily forgettable (this is about work, not my personal life!)

I’m due for a watch of Korn’s performance at Rock Am Ring 2007. Slipknot’s Joey Jordison filling in for David Silveria on drums throughout the summer terr. It’s hetti

Just had my first tango with heartburn 😊

Enlarged thyroid? Nah just a thick neck

Supine arms. Grab the short loops. Exhale to bring ghe arms down. Float the right leg to table top and now the left. Imprint the bottom of your spine with the mat. Strong core great now look over there at the cockroach inside the box!!!!!

KEEP HOLDING ON WHEN MY BRAINS TICKING LIKE A BOMB 💣 💣 I can’t wait to see Jonathan Davis whip his head around maybe I’ll catch a dread sweat drop in my mouth.

man what a good poop

FUCK

As August comes to an end I’m going to remind everyone that fall does not start until September 21st so I’m going to need everyone to STFU about pumpkins and apples and leaves changing and whatever other bullshit for another month

RUN IT BACK

folks,

Got blocked by someone with “fart” in their bsky handle.

Job interview tomorrow. Salary increase would rock me world. Send me so many luscious vibes, juicy thoughts, and decadent prayers!!! PLEASE 🙏

need ... .. vyvanse .. . ....

So there’s a lump at the top of my spine. It’s a muscle knot or maybe a tumor? Third idea - I could be growing a hunchback!

Tri State Area friends: With New York being an unlicensed state for electricians, I am making less than half of my yearly salary in Massachusetts. bills are paid and there’s food in the fridge but this isn’t sustainable. I need help. Whether it’s side work or a job listing or someone you know, hmu.

Forgot who asked me about my outfit for the Korn concert at MetLife… so just gonna post it for the TL to see 💕

My Own Summer (And Shove It Up Your Butt)

The whole thing, I think it’s sick 🤙🏼😏 🤝

Pitch it Leo! Mound opener tonight

Dookie with Korn innit

Friday Harbor, WA!!

I push my fingers into my EEEEEYEEEES!!! Its the oOonlyy thing that stops the AAAAACHE!!!!

Gonna start the groveling here. We’re ISO a pair of tickets to Phish 7/23 @ Forest Hills Stadium. The Wednesday show. Anywhere in the building is great! Bless up

Transformative experience seeing Nine Inch Nails last night!!! Fuggit I’m going on Trent turrrrrr.

3 for 10?? 👉👈

Qtips putting a warning on the label telling you not to put them in your ears kind of has the same vibe as one of those flavored nitrous cans that says you're not supposed to use it to get high

Looks like the only thing to do is boof everything 🤷‍♀️

Ah shit. I miss my dog

bro same