Obi-Wanunobi

Holy shit

LOL

Clay Aiken

Corporation: We made $5 billion but spent $4.9 billion to keep going, so our net taxable income is $100 million. Gov’t: That’s right. Worker: I made $50,000 but spent $45,000 to keep going, so my net taxable income is $5,000. Gov’t: That’s wrong.

How was that not goaltending

Oops

Secretly hoping that the swimming and the baseball get cancelled today ⛈️🌩️

Presale for WEBSTER HALL 9/25/26 is happening…RIGHT NOW, until 10pm Thursday. PASSWORD IS CITYKIDS 💃💃💃💜💜💜🤘🤘🤘🤘 www.axs.com/events/14747...

Been stuck in my head for like a week now. Just gonna submit

What an absolute disgrace. A FIFA-certified referee being denied entry to the United States purely because he is Somali. The World Cup is meant to bring people together. This is racism, plain and simple. Shameful. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Potvin Sucks

You bet yer ass I’m gonna play it

Billy Joel paid extra for the obstructed view

12/29/97 Tube When Trey laughs as soon as Page hits the CLAVS from the jump

Summer’s here

6/26/74 Jam>China>Tighten up(not MLB)>Rider My love.

Kid hit a HR at the tryout and almost another. Got an offer this morning at 9am 🫠🫠🫠

I’m so done with our local little league 🤮 #ansll

Dear ABC and @espn.com, Please don't edit out the boos Monday night at MSG. ~ All of us

Amazing how many folks think there’s a basketball game tonight.

Blow up the data centers

Dad’s Eyes Well Up At Sight Of Perfectly Packed Cooler https://theonion.com/dad-s-eyes-well-up-at-sight-of-perfectly-packed-cooler-1819578999/

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

@phastenough.bsky.social love y’all

Camden Twists

@phastenough.bsky.social Martina McBride just autocorrected to Martina McRib and thought you should know that

First one

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Really need to set up the dart board

Prob time for a Tweezer

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Love this one

For @scottmik104.bsky.social

4/18/26 Hide & Seek>Train Train>Hide & Seek

Kid just hit a dinger at his tryout. Bodes well.

5/9/77 H/S/F

6/24/70 Easy Wind

I’m just relieved that there’s no school tomorrow. It would be awful.

Might be in Cooperstown next summer #travelbaseball