Happy birthday @mitch9cumstein.bsky.social !! 🥳

I’ve been with my wife for 20 years now. It’s kinda wild that we’ve only been married for seven. Anyway, Happy Anniversary Baby! @magicthursday.bsky.social (You’re the best back buddy ever!) 😘

Happy birthday @fungitrophia.bsky.social ! 🥳

Happy birthday @ljsdaman.bsky.social ! 🥳

Happy birthday Jon @footiusmaximus.bsky.social !! 🥳

Happy birthday @isleschick.bsky.social ! 🥳

I’d like to officially declare that Goose people are less annoying than soccer people. Holy hell

www.maptap.gg June 19 92👑 95🏆 98🔥 95🏆 95🏆 Final score: 953

Happy birthday @honeybee726.bsky.social !! 🥳

No power 😭 I just wanna watch golf ffs

Happy birthday @maggieoutside.bsky.social ! 🥳

www.maptap.gg June 17 96🏅 95🏆 95🏆 90🎉 95🏆 Final score: 936

I too, wanna live beneath the dirt.

Roast beef, optimized pussy and weird dick. Am I caught up now?

Granddaughter has so much hair. I don’t 😭

We out here

It’s a fucking baglillion degrees outside

It’s been 24 hours or so and Skoi hasn’t added me to 37 group chats that he immediately abandons. Feels weird but I’m ok with it

I’m starting a fat guys only hot dog chat as soon as the GC thing becomes real. There will be no skinny pansy guys allowed. Gary could still make the cut tho

Nothing like pulling in the driveway after an absolute garbage, shit fuck day at work to see that a bear just ransacked your garbage can. 🐻 🖕

⚽️ 🙄 🤦🏻‍♂️

Just the tip

That was back court

Wild game

I’m sorry who’s singing the anthem?

MapTap riff for today; You’re all geniuses so maybe just move on with your life instead of actually reading this. I get it. I’m dumb. Anyway, China and Russia in the same day is absolute bs. Giant countries and knowing where the city is can fuck right off. I keep mixing up Philippines and Taiwan 🖕

Really hope Bobby doesn’t get tackled and shackled for wearing that outfit in NYC 🤞🙏🏼

Happy birthday @riverportgin.bsky.social ! 🥳

This Memorial Tournament is something else right now 🏌️‍♂️

Played disc golf today. Not great. There was a party on hole 18 and that’s my money hole. Kinda pissed about it but also glad I got to get out. My fat ass needs the exercise. We played two rounds which is regular but couldn’t play 18 both times. Massive property. No reason for the intrusion/shutdown

Acoustic Drift is pretty ok tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️

That may have been the most choked up I’ve ever heard Jim Nance.

These are horrible pics as I have never claimed to be good at photography, but the notes on the can say it’s the og recipe from 2012 Julius. Also, I was there on 6/3 and they were canned on 6/3. As fresh as it gets. (Love the Metallica reference btw)

It’s Wombat Matt’s birthday today! 🥳. Here’s Jesse’s Mombat Watt impersonation. If you’ve never seen this, and you know Matt, it’s fucking hysterical. Matt also granted permission for this to be posted so yeah, he’s a good dude in my book.

Happy Slow Maze Day to all you haters out there 🖕

Happy birthday @yamjam.bsky.social ! 🥳

There have been 4 more Trey shows since the last release in Seattle. What’s up @livephish.bsky.social ?

When in Rome (or Charlton) 🤷🏻‍♂️

Idk, wife is talking about some 17 year old chick competing in some barrel racing event in Vegas? stabbing a bunch of horses trying to win? Anyone know what I’m talking about here? Horses pulling people in barrels? Wifey is pissed that nobody is talking about it. I’ve seen nothing in reference to it

Mike’s>Catapult>Mike’s>Kung> Mike’s

Happy birthday @eastcoastemo.bsky.social !! 🥳

Currently my ideal perfect weather. 60° and sunny, no wind. 👌

Vacu Uming

Whoa 😳 www.maptap.gg May 31 99🎯 93🎉 97🔥 96🏅 97🔥 Final score: 965

Happy birthday @thedudeabided.bsky.social ! 🥳

Happy birthday Rel ! @funkybass13.bsky.social 🥳

Can’t believe @skoisirius.bsky.social has not reported back on Trey and Tanski yet. Shocked. Who tf even is this guy lately?

Listen up 🚨! @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social is throwing a get down hot dog pre-show bananza party on lot at MPP. Stay tuned for more details. Don’t miss out on fun games like pin the 📍 on the forehead. Featuring: Jesse’s Giant Fucking Forehead!!! This will not be a pre-show event to miss! 🎪

So, who’s at Trey, Montana tonight?