London life is best life

The best summary I’ve heard of London: It’s New York City but the size of Los Angeles and nearly every neighborhood is the coolest spot in Brooklyn.

brace yourselves — they’re coming for our calzones next 😭

He's just mad we are moving here one day

Mischief

Favorite train in favorite place 💗💗💗💗

See you soon my love 💗💗💗

Going HOME 💗

Absolutely in LOVE with San Sebastian but over the 🌚 to be going to my soul city next and see my chosen family 💗💗💗

everyone in the background of this photo is having the exact correct reaction

Gonna eat so many Roundup free veggies and fruits in europe

Iggy says FREE THEM ALL AND GIVE THEM FREE FOOD. MF'ER

A NEED

Uber driver took me to Kent St instead of Kent Ave (like 15 minutes apart) and then wanted me to pay him cash extra to bring me to the right spot or he wanted to put the meter on. No dude, you fucked up and didn't look at the GPS that's on you and now I'm late.

Back on my bullshit (picking up the perfect gift for someone)

So important to my culture that I have to watch it on the TV

Wandering into my kitchen to complain that the person who does the grocery shopping (me) does a shit job and should be fired

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

Just a friendly reminder that our democracy is under attack, and we should all pay attention to the situation in the southern states regarding the voting rights act. It’s about to get very authoritarian here.

at work, missin my catz.

On the way home to our babiesssss

Are Samba's as comfortable as people on Reddit are swearing they are? I am looking for something cute to wear doing 20k a day in Europe

If I still posted on Twitter I'd explain why there are no cop cats

I miss my orange babies 😭

WHAT MUST IT BE LIKE TO GROW UP THAT BEAUTIFUL?? ✨

Your honor I love them 💓

Can you imagine that there are people who go on vacation and their stomachs and bholes don't betray them?

Sitting in paradise booking tickets to Bridget Jones Diary 25th anniversary screening at Tribeca film fest bc we are OLD 😭🤣😭🤣

A remake of The Simple Life but it’s called Offline and it’s about sending influencers out to have real jobs. we start by making James Charles work on a lobster boat

Staff told us they've never done a frozen espresso martini like they very nicely made for me. Told them to please put on menu and name after me 🤣💗🤣

Vacation mode fully activated

look at my lawyer dawg I'm being acquitted

TAYLOR ❤️‍🔥

On vacation texting my girls ideas for more vacations 🤣🤣🤣

The way this is written I’m not sure if he got 6 years for meth distribution or for crossing Nintendos lawyers but both possibilities are equally likely

A condition that can impact women’s fertility and diabetes risk goes undiagnosed in many cases, but experts hope giving it a new name will help more patients receive care. https://cnn.it/3Pf9VEG

Gonna try and find my fav celebrity when we are in London

HELLOOOO

Booked this suite with a giant terrace for my birthday in London!

that's my mayor!!!

When I'm at the office all day and @bobbby.online hasnt posted an orange cat report yet today

Do I get my first tattoo in London for my 40th?

Another cool picture from my wife. It’s a picture of a Macy’s window but also captured the reflection of NYC buildings in the background. She’s @BrookingtonBakes on IG.

Just heard the craziest thunder of my life

My little nephew is so smart 😭💗😭💗

When I ask for the manager this is who im looking for

Sorry, I can't this weekend. I have plans with my cats.

Made my mother the world's most gigantic bouqet for $80 at our neighborhood spot and it's 1/3 the price and twice as nice as other spots around