Thou shalt read the Epstein files out loud during the Senate's SAVE ACT filibuster.

I need some insane outfits for 40th bday trip Cc: @dr0girl.bsky.social

Gonna make Bobby take 1000 pictures of me here on my bday

impatiently waiting to GO HOME

I MISS YOU LIKE IT WAS THE VERY. FIRST. NIGHT. 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Getting a migraine at work after it took me 3x as long as it should have to get to office today. Can I go home yet?

This is my favorite opening paragraph in a long time. It fills me with hope.

are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights

Who wore it better? #PedoPals

So someone else on my team just passed 9K. I'm a little over 6200. I know we can at least get to the 7500 friends <3 <3 <3 Thanks again y'all

RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/

I am so tired of this awful fucking timeline www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

If you or a friend want me to take an old-timey camera portrait of you w/my new camera come to union square between noon and 3 on saturday and I will be all set up/chilling I'll give you the physical and digital copies for $10 since I'm practicing repost in case your follows want a cool portrait

There is 0% chance this is not a war crime. I hope they hang him one day soon.

Giant fire in Glasglow last night/this am - started with a vape shop that's basically a bomb because of the batteries. 😭😭😭

Life upgrades

Timeline cleanse, quote skeet this with 4 pictures of your happy place

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

And Cricket if you see this...you were always a good boy.

Like Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

went to send an email with the phrase bit of a glitch and wrote bitch instead. Can I go back to sleep now please?

Can you feel my anxiety through the screen?

who up screaming into the void

Everything is awful but we are planning a trip to London for my birthday and my friends who lived there for a million years but moved to Edinburgh in the past few years are coming down to meet us for a few days and I'm so happy I could fucking cry (already have, who's kidding)

I wanna bitch slap her with a dildo so fucking bad

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

I’m so tired of my tax dollars funding war and death instead of health care, education and hey how about fucking high speed rail for this massive country of ours.

Your periodic reminder that “Israel’s government” and “the Jews” aren’t synonymous.

"The company has faced stiff competition from Walmart and Amazon, and it’s also made strategy mistakes. It scaled back Pride displays and rolled back DEI programs, angering its liberal customers." ok but nothing in the article about the changes they are implementing FIX THIS

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

Bernie's new billionaire wealth tax would raise $4.4T from the super-rich over the next decade. That's more than enough to reverse Trump's Medicaid cuts, raise teacher pay, make childcare affordable, and build millions of affordable homes. And guess what? The super-rich will still be super rich.

Someone should treat her like she treats dogs

Anyone wanna do Record Store Day in Vegas if you're there for Phish Sphere Weekend 1?

(The world is on fire and the foundation of society is collapsing before our eyes) My boss: Happy MonSLAY, team! 💃

🤜🏻💥

Chat, is it bad when one tech dude having a modicum of a conscience is the only thing hindering the plans of the worst people in the world to use hallucinatory robots to automate crimes against humanity?

Does anyone have a recommendation for a tax attorney/accountant in NYC who specializes in structuring for tax optimization things for 1099 work based income stream for a sole proprietorship LLC

FS MSG 5 day passes section 311 row 2 seats 13 and 14 $1,240 was face and fees for the pair

Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

Collective thoughts are all on a stroke rn folks

That was like 10 lies in the first 5 mins. Pretty impressive

3/4 hanging on the couch. 1 chilling

Anyone looking for 2 to LaMP at the Sultan Room 7:00 pm this Saturday?

Did a 9 miler in Tampa today in under an hour and we're at a little under $5300 fo the $7500 with a little less than 60 days to go. We're getting to the homes stretch friends!

Braved the storm to make some returns of stuff I ordered for Mexico that didn't make in time 🤣🤣🤣

I need coffee but I'm trapped

Just opened this app and I think there's some sports happening

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today. Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

End stage capitalism I HATE YOU