It’s been one whole month with Mackenzie. It’s been absolutely incredible. ❤️❤️❤️ she’s silly, sassy, bitey, chaotic, and the sweetest little thing in the world. The joy she has brought all of us is immeasurable.

STEVE ROGERS, MY BABY, MY LOVE, YOU’RE BACK. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU. MUAH MUAH MUAH. YOURE PROBABLY STILL SUPER DEAD BUT I STILL LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Give Matt Damon the Oscar now.

When it’s a song along inspired workout and you’re encouraged to wear a shirt for/of your favorite artist….

I miss seeing Jude Bellingham on my TV already.

Amaretto Sour 1974, Studio 54, NYC

Saka is good at soccah… I say in a Boston accent quietly to myself.

DECLANNNNN

The fact that I know Team England by first name now is just… ridiculous.

🦈🦈🦈

Am I the Asshole here? I have a friend, A, in the hospital. She has explicitly said she doesn’t want visitors for a variety of reasons. Another friend, B, in the same friend group is trying to make plans for 4 of us to go to the hospital tomorrow to see her. I’m not comfortable with this & said so.

Not sure what to do for dinner tonight. All I know is that I am NOT making it… Chinese? Burgers? Suggestions?

Wonder why I scheduled the first doctors appointment available tomorrow morning… on the other side of town.

Textbook corgis.

Rise arrived!!!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

This sweet little shark toothed angel monster terror just pulled my earring out of my ear. So that’s fun.

💁🏼‍♀️

Farewell, my sweet prince. 😭😭😭

In a Roy Kent voice: fuuuuuuuuckkk

Ohhhh boy

YESSSSS

If both sides agree, one player per team should get to take the field with a baseball bat

I can’t explain it in soccer terms, but Messi just pulled a Datsyuk on Kane

NO FIGHTING

I don’t think I can even watch this 🫣

besties.

Feel like shit. Been up working since 5. Just want my heating pad, couch, and Jude Bellingham.

everything hurts and I’m dying.

I really love my Moomin coffee cup 🥹

Phoenix:

THE HABOOB IS HABOOBING RIGHT NOW. HOLY CRAP.

Mac & Cheese 🧡🧀🎀

Jail. (she’s fine… just doing anything to avoid dinner because she wants to play with Cheddar)

The NYT has been enabling this administration. What the fuck do they expect?

"don't you know who I play golf with?" #NorEng

Cookbook club was a HUGE success. Our next meeting will be inspired by the pioneer woman, Ree Drummond! I’m making dessert!

It’s cookbook club night! My girlies and I select a cookbook each month and then we meet up on a Saturday and everyone brings a dish from said cookbook. Spent most of the day making soup…. On a 108° day…

Today is gonna be the day

Heeyyyyyyyyy Jude

I really feel the whole “I just hope both teams have fun” vibe with this match.

Here me out: Viking row WHILE singing wonderwall?

I'm not even joking when I say that, as a former writing teacher, I think even the act of bullshitting through a 10-page paper on a book you only skimmed is also incredibly valuable learning.

If you see this, post your comfort characters

She’s got corgi ears now. 😭

Mac watched me put all of her toys away, so she took that to mean she could go find my sandal and play with that instead.

Things I’ve told my dog so far this morning: “You are not Evel Knievel” “Stop licking the cat’s butt” “Don’t eat bird poop” “God, why are you so cute!?”

USMNT in 5

excuse me but are you aware of Lennu, the Finnish president's dog...