CONAN IS ON NEW HEIGHTS TOMORRORRRRROROROROROOROWWWWWWW!?!? ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case: has Kelce's play dropped off: yes is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no

Monday-ing.

I think knowing how stressed my body is, makes me even more stressed.

Shout out to #thepitt for last nights episode featuring a woman with PCOS. I’ve never felt more seen than I did with her story. The sheer amount of pain she experienced, the lame ass excuses doctors gave her, the shitty medications they offered her.

Puck passed peacefully in my arms this evening.

We’ve had to make the very difficult decision to say goodbye to Puck. I have less than 24 hours left with my best companion, my void, my heart. I’ve had puck since I graduated from college 16 years ago. The only constant in my adult life. I’m heartbroken. But sadly, I know this is what’s best.

MINAAAAAAAAAA ON NGL TOMORROW!!!!!!!

I’m published! …or as “published” as I can be in a company-wide newsletter sense. Haven’t had this feeling in yyyyeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrs. Glad that journalism degree didn’t totally go to waste.

Happily caught in the act of destruction. 🧀

I mean, why sleep in the dog bed or on the bean bag chair when the floor is right there?

King Cheddar Christopher Cheese 🧀🧀🧀 #nationalcorgiday

There was just a VERY loud explosion. Like, shook my house and immediately gave me a heart attack. I texted my neighbor and we both start freaking out. Look outside and a bunch of neighbors are outside their homes and/or peeking out windows and doors.

These people on the newest season of love is blind are horrible. And I’ve just noticed it’s because they’re all from Ohio.

Man, you know who should be first boots on the ground? All those ICE guys since they're so good at playing soldier.

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

Find someone who looks at you the way Dr. Abbott looks at a fax machine. #thepitt

Safe to say this dog is 100% comfortable and living his best life in our home. 🧀

The Traitor’s editing team using Bolero as Johnny, the figure skater, gets banished. *chefs kiss*

I thought this was a joke about how poorly Brady Tkachuk handled the last few days but no this is actually just a fully accurate description of what he just did in a hockey game that’s happening right now

The idea that people can just live their lives and be different is exactly what’s at stake for the people affected most by this administration’s policies. It’s easy to call it just a difference of opinion when your own rights aren't the ones up for grabs.

The US Men’s Hockey team video is exactly why it’s All Men.

Just found out that there’s a company wide teams channel called “the barketing department” and it’s just everyone posting photos of their pets.

💀🏒

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

Why do men?

You. Guys. Look what my husband got me!!!!!!!!!!

There he is!

DODGERS. BASEBALL.

Never sure why we do this in hockey, treating it like it's dishonorable to win by leaning on a goalie. In baseball they're not like "the pitching was good so this was a cheap win"

We don’t claim Wayne Gretzky either.

Brock Nelson is the least hockey-looking hockey player I’ve ever seen. Dude looks like he belongs on the PGA tour.

Dylan Larkin, ilysm. ❤️🤍💙🐙

The Gaudreau jersey just wrecked me. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

PLAY FREEBIRD

FUCK. YEAH. TEAM. USA.

FIRSTLY - GO BLUE

Don’t have a heart attack. #bucciovertimechallenge or whatever the fuck that was.

EXTRA HOCKEY

*and breathe*

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CHAOS

When my bff and I were roommates I used to force her to watch hockey…. So watching g hockey with her again this morning is SO. MUCH. FUN!!! (Secretly, she loves it)

I really think life would be more enjoyable if I always had hockey to watch with my coffee on Sunday mornings.

This game is just a lot of "I want that guy on the Red Wings" for me

Holy hell. How did that NOT go in!?

Let’s go Finland!

I feel like Team Canada is full of “the worst people you know” types but really it’s just Brad Marchand.

Oh hey guys. 🧀