And now I can’t buy tickets online for the oddities expo this weekend? I am malfunctioning, passing away

Also call me crazy but I don’t think our president should be allowed to fire employees during a government shutdown. Ok logging off mid crash out to focus on my shitty corporate job while our country burns to the ground

It is so hard having a full time job, with chronic medical issues! I can never find the time to make it to my appointments without using PTO. I’ve spent all of 2025 putting everything off because I just couldn’t organize my schedule to accommodate all of my needs and UGHHHHH

“I was going home in October. Everybody goes home in October.”

Somewhere in Wyoming

Back home in Denver and already feel my sinuses clogging up and the air smells like shit

Didn’t have flying a Cessna over the Teton valley on my birthday checklist but sure glad we did it!!

I want to live in a community of 300 people

I've got desperate desires and inadmirable plans 🎶

“We’re coming to the end of our classical bender, if there is such a thing. We're refusing to close the place down. Gotta rage this banger” -wyomong national public radio

Wow overwhelming sadness today. I did not wake up like this holy hormones

Almost one whole month without my Dbaby and it’s really hitting me hard today 😭

The local market in driggs sells deviled eggs and cinnamon altoids. I’m in love

Ya girl got a promotion and a raise on her wfh Idaho vaca 🙏 #blessed

I've been engaging in civil discourse over the last week or so. I've come across a few common themes…mainly deflection, framing and “emotion over fact” especially coming from the “fuck your feelings” crowd They frame their feelings/opinions as 📠 then use “difference of opinion” to avoid engagement

If I ever have children I just hope they're smart enough to keep up in school when I pull them out for a week to visit Yellowstone in September

Hot tub before work is a total game changer

I do regret having that brief, unhealthy interest in true crime documentaries years ago, because now when I go into Amazon Prime looking for a comedy or a thriller, the algorithm constantly nudges me in the ribs, going "wouldn't you rather watch 'The Potato Peeler Murders: A Latvian Story' instead?"

Why is the best bar restaurant in America the Royal Wolf in Driggs??

Update : walk > hot tub

Very much regret not dancing in the down pouring rain this morning. Hoping for another chance this afternoon

Just may take this teams meeting while I go for a little hike just outside my front door 🤠

If I ignore the current state of our country, I honestly couldn’t be happier right now. Will enjoy this while it lasts. 🌧️🌲💛

New life goal is to buy property in Paradise valley

Crying screaming throwing up

Bozeman Montana the only place you’ll catch me talking to strangers

Did anyone else see Omega Moos at the elks lodge back in 2015?

Bocce ball ref > cuddle monster

The best Mac n cheese is made with Gouda and incorporates breadcrumbs

Sushi in Bozeman?

New favorite venue 🫶

The thrift gods finally blessed me with a vintage coogi zip up in perfect condition

Anyone wanna split a house in big sky next week lmao

Honestly something so nostalgic about drinking warm coffee with hazelnut creamer in the office

Dark storm clouds and lightning and thunder in the den ⚡

Send vibed i can find a house in Montana with hardwired internet and a hot tub that allows pets…on a last-minute notice! 🤡

Hitting wall ugh goodnight

So incredibly blessed with a full heart and exhausted legs \mm/

Thanks to my pals @umphreys.com for making this weekend a little extra special and tolerating our four legged child. Onward and upward to Montana ❤️‍🔥

Wtfffffff

Maybe I should borrow a cowbell from Farag?

One step forward five steps back

Den is the eldest stew of #Blueprints. It is 13 years old. It debuted 4/27/13 with a good batch of other stews. Speaking of which will White Pickle with Vocals come back or disappear and come back as something new like Theresa becoming Similar Skin? #umphreys

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Bringing your own triangle to a show and loudly banging on it in the band’s face is a cancelable offense. I said what I said *

I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS

Have character ; Do not break character

So unprepared for this weekend and now I gotta work tomorrow 😭

Only 11 minutes and I am obsessed with the paper omg

Jeffree star is a plant