We has the meats 🥩

Tonights appetizer

I can’t NOT be driving on the mass pike and not think of the get up kids 🖤

Was supposed to leave work early today but was just informed MGR's have a meeting this afternoon so I gotta stay the full day. Lemme get a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🥲

I bet youre dehydrated rn, drink water

Finally doing a lil traveling this weekend!!! I haven't gone more than 2 hours from home since November.🫠

Ngl I miss having a better audience on bird app😂

I SAID IT'S NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY, Did ya'll hear me??? Or you busy partaking?

It's national masturbation day......wank accordingly. #TT

can it be time for Moe.down yettttttt

white coney hot dogs🤢

I'm ~falls asleep on the couch multiple times a week~ years old🥲

Has anyone watched class action park? cause the park is reopened under a new name and i kinda wanna go now. It looked fun af back in the day

how unhinged would it be to put my lip ring back in after like 10 years without it?😅 tryin to keep my mind going to avoid the afternoon crash😴

in the mood for someone else to put 5k in my bank account~~~

open.spotify.com/track/2u3HmB... It's a Shuggie mornin💜

forgot my glasses and my lunch on the counter at home. off to a great start this morning🥲

Back before scamp died. I was missing this this past weekend🥹🥹🥹😫😫😫 this was 2018

Slept until 5pm. Guess the before bed edible was more powerful than i had planned😅

Todays reminder is that you cant please everyone, and you are just another number to employers. So don’t let them make you feel bad for not working more.

Why is my 91 year old Noni up liking my picture on fb at 3:16AM

I am down 22lbs in 2 months but my rings are starting to just fall off my fingers which makes me a little sad bc i made them for meee🥲

Never thought mowing could be that fun but this babe is a beast and fast as fuck booiiii😂

I was 🤏 this close to asking any man at the gas station how to open the mf gas tank to fill it for my mower but alas I perservered. 💪#independentwoman #wouldstilllikeamantodothis

Just poked a bunch of friends on FB bc why not. Nostalgia.

I don't wanna work I wanna be a stay at home foster kitten mom

Just had a lady ask me if we serviced Beautica NY. 😂You wish Utica was beautica lady. Love hearing ppl try and pronounce upstate NY places.

June bugs been buzzing their nasty sticky asses around already and it’s not even their month yet 😖

I wish moe. Was doing the caverns in the fall or like halloween. 2 weeks after moe.down is just not in the budget.😢

Today has felt like friday all day what a tease🥲

This weather is like a big middle finger. It’s only nice out when I’m working😒😒😒

Proud owner of a new john deere. My grass doesn’t even know what’s comin!!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 and my neighbors can stop hating me!!! A good day.

I’ll be first to complain…. You’re telling me i gotta see Frasco to see Gantzer play now?🥲🥲🥲😣😩

Jumped my ass out of bed thinking it was 9am and i overslept for work. It was 6:25. I only wanna be awake this early for morning sex😝

it would rain all holiday weekend long, bc new york. 😒

at work, missin my catz.

Gravy says hi

it's looking very pasta salad in a solo cup weather out there today🌞

That’s it. I need to find a local member of sams club to hook me up. I need dis drip.

Cant remember a day in the last 5 years i didn’t wanna just be retired

Whats it called when warm weather alters your brain chemistry and makes you want to quit all your jobs?🥴

The ice cream machine is working at McDonald’s today…. I feel like i should play the lottery or something.

Who is doing phish cuse???

All i see is ads on fb and ig. Literally scroll through like 20 ads before i see a single friends post. How do i fix this?

what if instead of morning affirmations i get all my morning complaints out first thing in the morning instead? let em go right at the beginning of the day

This is stuck in my head this AM so I’m just gonna try to get Brett stuck in yours too.

would accept several stimulus checks, in this economy rn.

can't believe i gotta wait another month+ to see moe.

Like seeing the young Tom Petty reincarnated imo. Glad i finally pulled trig on seeing him.

Cassidy but make it Brett Dennen🥹