Finally, officially, a home owner.🥳

I feel like everyone i know in the Utica area has once or does work for met life. No shade. Is there anything else going on there? 😂 i just can’t believe the amount of ppl i know who’ve worked there.

Go look up the lyrics for oochie wally while you’re at it

If my parents had any idea what we actually listened to back in the day😅

Idk how I’m going to fall asleep the next few nights. Finally closing on my house and moving in this wknd. I’ve daydreamed abt this forever.

I dont need a man but sometimes i wish i could come home to a home-cooked meal on the table.

Finally at an eye specialist abt my “floppy eyelid syndrome”. Getting old is stupid.😂

Got drunk and bought the biggest cactus i could find. ($40) I could be so much worse. I’m so fckng fine with my newest purchase.🌵

Today might be the day i really crash out

Lexapro princess💅🏻😅

Good day to smash sandys from brooklyn pickle. I’ll take this weather 5ever!

How do you casually drive with run like an antelope playing and not speed?

If you need me i

Trying not to let my depressy anxiety get in my head and make me feel invisible today but I’m losing the battle

All these years and it's always sunny still never misses😂 #cockchewa

You can only have up to 100 items in your cart on TikTok shop

no moe. NYE this year🥲🥲🥲🥲 but I'll be in Albany for NYEEEEE.

Just decided on our Halloween costumes for NoLa and now I’m getting excitedddd. 🤩 Anyone else got their costume ideas in order?

I wish all the stuff off temu was as good as it looks 🤭🥴

My coworkers are too young or too old. Does anyone else remember the music program dat piff back in the day?!

Hand picked grape leaves this past weekend🤤 IYKYK

Go watch the burning of the Zozobra if you’re in New Mexico. Best fireworks I’ve seen before.

I still miss moe.down. Adk is not the same.

1yr ago was my first Phish🥹

Strangers on the interwebs never cease to surprise me

So naturally i have come here to talk to myself instead

The work drama has been insane today and now we have all just been sitting in silence all day bc of it. The vibes are so whack todayyyy

I cannot remember the last time i went on a date. 🥲 where are the gentlemen attt

Its that time in packing up my place to figure out what to do with the old n2o tanks 🥴 what do you do with your emptys?

Hullloooooooo???

Soakin up summer nights like these upstate 🧡

Asked the higher powers to bring me a man who loves to snuggle. They said- best we can do is a boy kitten who is slightly obsessed with you. 🆗🆗🩵

My bebe was dehydrated bc of an ulcer and gingivitis from his adult teeth coming in. They gave me liquid morphine to bring home for him. He slumped and cozy now. And chowed down when i brought him home.🥹 (he got antibiotics and fluids there)

Had the worst sopapilla ever at dinner tn. Miss you New Mexico

My wittle Gravy boy and I are at the vet ER this morning bc he’s not eating. Last time I was here I had to put my beloved Zoey down. Prayers up for my boy🩵

Oops i followed all the local vintage antique shops bc i desperately need an oil rain lamp for my new house.

The waiiiiiting (to close on my first house) is the hardest part🎶

Ngl i miss illegal pete’s.

Someone just ordered a copper pendant i made in my very first silversmithing class to wear at her daughter’s wedding. 🥹 keep making your silly little art. You never know who is admiring it.

Trying to find the motivation to pack up my apartment. Wonder if its in the doobie ima spark🤞

Happy to see Ethan Cutkosky in a movie as welllll🥰

Not even 5 mins in to happy Gilmore 2 and already loving it

I feel nauseous and i don’t wanna be brave about it 😟

Wondering if my cats hAve missed me as much as i have missed them. A saga.

lol the baby on the plane has been crying and screaming that he wants to go home. Thank God for ear plugs.

bring back smoking lounges in airports

The vent fan on the plane is not enough i need a box fan🥵

When she says she knows a spot 😛😮‍💨🌁

A gram cart of sour diesel for $26? Sign me the fuck 🆙 Cali.

What should we do in san fran our last two days? We are tryin to ride a cable car tmrw. Alcatraz is sold out. We’ve crushed a bunch of the tourist stuff off the list already.