That time i got negative press 😂. No but for real.

Democratic governors should stop paying all that tax money to the feds. See how long red states can last without being subsided by everyone else

Jokes on me, I thought today was Thursday

NYC has its own Bean. But it's shoved under Jenga Tower on Church Street

Ugh 🤦

Going to try to take a rush hour train home today. We'll see what happens 😬

We're supposed to get another foot of snow Monday into Tuesday. Fml

Dear ppl in white sneakers rn in NYC... wtaf?

Might be the best set of 2024. B4L

When is the cut off for the lotto? When will i know for sure I didnt get anything? #Phish

I just missed my train as it was pulling away. I am so pissed 😤

Thankfully I wont be watching. Someone lmk when something absolutely insane happens

Was getting a new headshot taken for the headcount website and I asked to take a couple glamor shots. I think they turned out great

Astro loves to sit on the scratching post and clean himself. Weird place to do it but he seems happy. 🤷🏼

Behind the making of this post: When I crouched down to measure the table i actually FELL OVER in slow motion as I tried as hard as I could to get up without putting my ungloved hand in the snow. 🫣

My office is so cold it might be colder in here than outside. At least outside has the sun 🌞

Took 4 trains 2 hours for me to get to work this morning 😒

Leora does not like that the windows are all covered so that she cant look outside. But she is SO happy that I am home right now

Watch out! Blizzard conditions expected. Total snow accumulations between 18 and 22 inches. Winds gusting as high as 50 mph.

Getting at lot of #snow ❄️ and it just started lightly icing. Lets find out how much accumulation I get. I picked a spot with an light so I can updated through the night I'll be eyeballing the amount as we go and at the end of the storm ill check my local reporting station and see how close I get!

Sound tribe here we come!

We just bought tickets to STS9! See you tonight at Irving Plaza

The orange tree in my closet is sprouting a new branch!

A story in 2 parts: Finds sun. Luxuriates in sun.

10 to 15 inches of snow tomorrow into Monday 🫠

Jerry would have still been on Twitter

For scale those buildings are 1700 ft

Visiting my favorite building in the world! Photos of Oculus incoming!

If you ever wanted to see what a modern-day fortress looks like, look no further than the Long Lines building in Manhattan. IYKYK

My favorite show from one of the best tours in tdb history ♫ The Disco Biscuits: Nov 9, 2024 at Brooklyn Steel • B4L • iw@ts

We are literally about to invade Iran to distract from the POTUS not just being a pedophile, but being intimately involved in the largest known child sex trafficking ring in history.

This commute from hell is really getting to me. Up super early and home extra late 😴

Last week I had no music on the docket. Now I have 5 phish and a el gonzo on the horizon. Im satisfied, for now...

Going to #BajaCalifornia in May. If you have been there and have recs for La Paz of Cabo please drop them below. In Cabo we are doing Viva El Gonzo, so no need for nighttime entertainment, but def lunches and breakfast spots welcome. Thanks!

This is good

Good morning. At least its Thursday!

This has been the longest Friday of my life

My filing cabinet in my office is looking good. But there are still 3 lower draws to cover. Just know if you give me a sticker at a show (and its a good one) this is where itll end up.

How closely do you follow me? Finish this sentence without looking at the other comments: Unsurprisingly, I am once again in my office early blasting __________.

The world if Skrillex didnt have 2 laptops stolen in 2011 with a full album's worth of music on them.

Good morning, Maybe today ill get to sleep on the train

A clerk at my firm saw my YEM sticker in my office and asked if I was going to Sphere. #WeAreSomePlaces

You're welcome

My 10th anniversary is in October and we are thinking about going to #Taiwan. Its been a bucket list place for a while. Has anyone else been there and have any recs?

I follow an anonym-ish internet ghost and it serves me well 😌

Barber once stopped playing guitar during the start of Barfly just to fistbump me on stage 😏

Dont have tickets, flights, or a hotel. But im going to put in a PTO request for Viva El Gonzo today. 🥹 As one does after they add trancefusion pioneers and Philadelphia's own The Disco Biscuits ✨️ (plus Tractorbeam) to the lineup! 😏

Inverted Grass is Green ftmfw! B4L