Dear couple making out in front of the paper plate at Whole Foods, move. Ty

We are going to add more plants but this will do for now 🏵

Made it home and its about time to place them where we want them. These are native wildflowers so some will be 5 ft tall. Need to plan this well

Im at the giant garden center and plant shop!

I just realized I didnt have a car for 9 years from 2011 to 2020

Just saw Student Driver stickers on a brand new Audi SUV, the big one. Wtf?!

Evergreen skeet

Today's window clarity rating is a 9 out of 10! Its a little dirty and a few scratches. But look at this! #NJTransit

Throw them all in prison

Ya'll know what Monday is?

Listening to the Biscuits show from the 12th. My first time putting on a live show in months. B4L

at least its Thursday!

Unlikely animal friends are my weakness. Like i cant pass a video. The end of this one had me verklempt 😭

Went to dinner with a client last night. Those can be awkward. Luckily this client is a close friend (who's wedding i was at and I've been on vacation with multiple times, etc). Dinner was a lot of fun and the other attorney from my firm that came seamlessly joined the conversation 👌

Window clarity rating is a 7 out of 10 this morning. #NJTransit

Was feeling beige today

In a conversation with a partner concerts came up. He said boastfully, I have seen 74 concerts I turned to him, ive seen north of 700 He then turns to me, astounded. finally, when he spoke all he said was "Why?" I started listing bands ive seen, he heard Grateful Dead and said, oh, never mind

Late tonight. Window clarity rating looks to be a 2 or 3. As always we'll wait until we are moving to give a final rating. #NJTransit

Bluesky needs to get it togethet this morning. I have important things to skeet

bluesky chat is not working just as i am in the middle of talking to my interweb friends, ahh get the servers up and running!

bluesky chat is not working just as i am in the middle of talking to my interweb friends

Yay. my student loan payment has more than doubled! lucky me! ✨

@ghosttwist.bsky.social i cant tag you in posts anymore! is that a new setting? either way peep my timeline, i made you something

Is anyone else able to tag people? Its not working for me. Must be part of the blueshy server issue

I havent been weird to @ghosttwist.bsky.social today. Here is to changing that. I made this for you boo! 😘

sometimes its not the destination but its the internet strangers into friends who you make along the way

bluesky is crap this morning, but anyone else having trouble with outlook?

pouring my life out to people on the internet is my kink

Good morning! Window clarity rating this morning is 5 to 7 out of 10. Parts of some windows you cant see through, while other parts are a 7. Fwiw my seat is next to a 7 while the seat behind me is a 3. #NJTransit

Honestly, still spinning

I slept two hours last night and im so overtired thst i cant fall asleep tonight. This sucks. I've been laying in bed for hours

The least weird thing about him if we are being honest

The ferns I planted last year are coming in! 🥹

The world if every NJ Transit train had clear windows

Window clarity rating today is a 4.3 out of 10. This is what I took a picture of tonight, the Meadowlands with Journal Square, Jersey City in the background. #NJTransit The left is tonight at a 4.5 and the left is a 7 from last week.

Wow, unexpected but excellent news

A judge just mimed "making it rain" from the bench during oral argument 🤑

One of these things in my office is not like the others 🤭

I think ive messaged all of thr lawyers in my timeline. If I havent messaged you and you are plagued by a JD lmk!

Im chatty this morning chatting up people in the dms who did not ask to be bombarded so early

Good morning! Taking an extra early train. Hopefully that means I can get a good seat in a car with clear windows 🤞

I normally get up at 520. I think ive hit the point where im just going to stay awake

Fuck why am I still awake a d messaging people on this here text based website!

Had a wild conversation today and it has my head spinning

#Fartbot #Studio54 #GregYesTHATGreg

Does anyone really enjoy reading a playbill? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Went to night court ✅️ Got a positive result for client ✅️ Made it to Studio 54 in time for Rocky Horror ✅️ Whoop whoop

What up fam 🙌, we partying tonight 📍 Studio 54, New York, New York

In night court. Wish me luck!