At least its Thursday!

look im not saying i peer pressure people into listening to KE$SH, but i do regular pressure them

This was mostly for the girls, gays, and theys

Flo Rida 🫡🫡🫡👊✊️ ::Send Skeet::

The dichotomy of ghost vs snot. Good morning

Thinking of replacing the ✨️ emoji in my display name. But with what 🤔

Can we just call them the secret police? "ICE" doesn't really cover whats going on.

Id be down for a ConspiraTour tbh

I've witnessed someone getting unjustifiably shot to death and it's horrible. Im so sorry Reene Good's on wife had to witness that. I cant even imagine

Its worth repeating. The "punishment" for not listening to the police/ICE is not death. Thet is just straight up murder.

Yes this is my second Broken Clock metaphor of the morning I cannot be stopped

Wow the NYT got it right for once. I guess evan a broken clock is right twice a day

It is once again my husband's birthday tomorrow and once again I have no gift. 🫣

Yesterday i went for something slightly out of reach that I really wanted and didnt get it. I'll likely have to wait a whole year for an opportunity to try again. It's disheartening but at least i went for it.

Please someone listen and validate me. I promise it's chill morning music!

Like a broken clock is right twice a day my tweets are true once a week

My hope is that whoever played Trey this time around did last time around. I would love to believe that someone has Trey Anastasio dancer as a recurring role on their resume

I could listen to this remix all day. ::acts like I havent done just that::

The backpack is black with gold hardware and my new bag is black with gunmetal hardware. I hope no one notices 😔

Today is added a backpack to my commute. A backpack full of Celcius ans Coke Zero 😋

I hate mt refrigerator

At least its thursday

Also no one commented how cute the sitting area is in my closet

I just checked my Linkedin for the first time in a long time and apparently ive been with HeadCount for over 15 years now. Seems crazy to think ive been with an org that long.

I was going to come to the office before it technically opens to do work. Glad I didnt bc I just realized I left my building key card in my office

Idc how cute it well behaved your dog is. Dont bring your giant animal on the subway.

Ugh I hate it when I have things I want to skeet about but cant. I just want to share my every fleeting thought with you weirdos

I feel like not enough of you have validated my selfie thirst trap this morning. Its early. But I mean...

House music on the train into the city. No sleep, bus, club, another club, another club, plane, next place, no fear...

💅💅💅 AMA!

Im seriously. Someone get on this

Check out @spacebaconmusic.bsky.social. They have the endorsement or Greg. Yes! THAT Greg!

For those following along at home. I slept for 2 hours. I'll take it

I need one of those visited maps but for New Jersey diners. That is the true measure of someones wellroundedness when it comes to travel, tbh

Looking devastating in all black with my black leopard print bag and a pop from Moondust™️ sneakers.

Sadly this skeet doesn't have to do with me being able to fall asleep. Im nearing the hour where im just going to stay up and go into work early 🤷🏼🤦

Hmm I searched my posts and all I could find was this. But this is just a picture of my nuerocies

I think something good is going to happen to me soon. Or at least i hope it does. Cryptic I know. But stay tuned

My cat is snoring to the tune of the Adams Family theme song

Idk if ive mentioned it in the past ten minutes but I happen to be a lawyer 😏

There are so many cats in the bed i cant move for fear of crushing one. This is untenable

Follow me. Im delightful

This but about "gestures wildly" all of it

I guess the 4 pm Celcius was a bad idea

I haven't consumed THC in 8 days. Longest break in years. I really want to right now tho. Ugh. Talk me down please

My typos are how you know im ok. Once I start posting all grammatically and spellingly correct skeets check in on me

Got out of night court early. Just in time to hope on an hour + HeadCount zoom 🙃🫠

Got out of night court early. Just in time to hope on an hour + HeadCount zoom 🙃🫠

Heading to night court once again. Wish me luck