so like..how long before i have a reason to genuinely start wondering if he wants to see me again?

me: *packing an overnight bag for a concert* the overnight bag in question: *from my last concert* 🤡🤡🤡

Sending hugs and all my love to anyone who may need it today🫶🏻💜 I love you all💕

the fact that resale for tomorrow was down to like $500 before he canceled and is now starting at like $1k since tonight isn’t happening makes my blood fucking boil.

i want to text him so bad i need to get a grip

everything i own just feels like ours 🗣️

noah canceled. ok. 🥺

anyway just got kissed for the first time in like seven years?? 🥰

ask me anything ig while i wait for my noah show 😩

just saw what my surprise song is tonight, prepare to be SICK of me 😭

update: i have to leave in an hour to get there, and he still hasn’t confirmed w me. chat do i go? 🤡

so this m*n i’m supposed to be meeting up with tomorrow is meeting me at grand central station.. what kind of hallmark nonsense?? i’m so excited.

happy noah day to me ig 😃

Officially feel old bc I just bought a ticket for Noah tomorrow that is under the overhang.. like wdym i’m trying to be responsible and not catch hypothermia or worse?? 🤡

my throat feels so bad, and the air quality is even worse today 😃

omg there are so many noah tix for ny on t*cketm*ster rn-

I feel so sick. The air quality is so bad let me outtt

i know he just played it last night, but how do i get noah to play call your mom again for me this weekend??? i need him to in literally the worst way. who do i have to speak to??

can’t believe i’m about to say something nice about a m*n right now, but he’s 6’6” and communicates well. this m*m might have a date. 🫣

trying for michelle branch presale this afternoon, manifest with me i secure the goods 🤞

hold the fuck up- what do you mean i’m watching the home run derby on a paid streaming platform, and they’re still running ads?? get FUCKED.

anyway, it’s 8:30pm now, and it’s the only song i’ve listened to today (don’t ask how many times 🫣)

just found out my new coworkers aren’t familiar with the movie psycho… as a horror fan i’m genuinely too stunned to speak. 🤡

not spotify playing willing and able as my first song of the day. truly not even giving today a chance. 🤡

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes ✨️

getting back on my collage bullshit - what songs/lyrics do y’all want to see??

my cramps are so bad rn. might fuck around and start crying. 😃

getting back on my collage bullshit - what songs/lyrics do y’all want to see??

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my friendship bracelets for my noah show are here 🫣

And she was a fairy 🧚‍♀️✨️

kind of obsessed with the way noah kahan keeps telling us the “surprise song” for the night. like wdym we were all like “ohmygod there are surprise songs this tour” and he just gets online and is basically like ‘yeah, it’s gonna fuck you up. tonight it’s _____’

not to -overshare- on the skyline but why are * toys * so expensive?? i wanted a new one bc mine has been missing for ages. why are they $50 at the drug store??? why is that a fucking payday purchase?? sos

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just checked the expiration date for the honey i put in my tea.. y’all are never going to guess who old it is. i’m literally scared to drink it. 🤡

mood:

so my boss is a hugeee carrie underwood fan, but i want to convert him to a swiftie. do y’all have suggestions??? 👀

happy last kiss day swiffersss 🫶

Amos cracks me UP

anyway, a bird SHIT on my NECK

you guys are never going to believe what just happened to me ohmygod-

so true story, my nickname at my last job was squidward bc that is quite literally my personality, and my new job, i’m literally a personality hire lmaoo like idk if that’s growth or not, but i’m wheezing. 😜

idk who needs to hear this, but this is your reminder to be whimsy and do everything with the confidence of a mediocre m*n. like, i straight up called my new boss ‘dude’. he acknowledged he had never been called that in an interview before. and offered me the job. unserious apparently gets shit done

just saw two baby deer literally frolicking in the rain by my house. it’s a good omen idc.

BESTIES I OFFICIALLY HAVE A NEW FULL TIME JOB 💅

just had to sprint through my house with no pants on bc my folks opted not to tell me a maintenance guy was coming, and i don’t want to flash him at fucking 9am. 🤡

if taylor captions her wedding post or uses mary’s song for it, somebody is actually going to have to sedate me. like imagine she posts it and “you’ll be 87, i’ll be 89”?? sedate me. just take me away. put me in a padded cell.

hello friends i miss youuuu