I wonder if Jeff has been creeping into any young girls DMs lately

Zach is on a date at Costco rn and I couldn’t be more excited for him

More like Generation XXX amirite?

Admitting you were wrong is a superpower. Everyone messes up. It's all about what you say and do when that happens.

Look at this cutie patootie.💞

Goose fanboys get their Philly cheesesteaks @ Jersey Mikes

WELL GM FRANKIE

Work gotta be in the top five places to poop for sure

Just in case you didn’t know, the hotdog on stage was a nod to me

#poop #pooping #morninggrunt #iamgroot #coffee

ISO someone to dox @cdirksen.bsky.social so I can mail him a Spread it Round shirt

@chivon2go.bsky.social HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY!! Love you

One of you fucking wooks got me sick

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we no longer take a dump we now leave a Trump

@gjane77.bsky.social HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY!! You fucking Queen

I just shit a massive turd that smells better than DJT and our current government

Okay I did it again and it appears to have worked properly this time

Wow @merriam-webster.com wtf

it's our 76th shows!!

In Chop we trust

To all the sucker ass suckers just sucking ass and being suckers: Happy New Year

I’m officially announcing my retirement from competitive dog’n 🌭. Last year I put up a solid 215 dogs, and I’m leaving on a high note. I’d like to thank the hot dog chat, my sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee, my butcher, and this breakfast dog to ring in 2026. Happy new year!! 🌭🎉

"For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne." Wishing you a lovely New Year's Eve and a fantastic start to 2026! #dailyflowers 🌱 #flowerreport #bloomscrolling #ColorADay #RedWed #EastCoastKin #ImageAndPoem

Pregaming with some of the best people 🥳

Happy New Year

Back in Baltimore so I can finally get a real bagel

I finished #strangerthings and I feel like they did a good job. Don’t beat me up

This is my 1st stfu @wolfenhaus.bsky.social poast of the year

I, for one, am EXTREMELY offended that non-dairy options were not represented in the NYE gag/show #phish #insensitive #howdarethey

I’ve already made it further into 2026 without sharting than I did in 2025

I am proud to report that this year's first sneeze-fart WAS NOT - REPEAT - WAS NOT A SHART!! STARTING THE YEAR OFF WITH A BANG (but not that kind thankfully!!)

Got to hang with The Queen of Lawn Guyland tonight @peckedbythedove.bsky.social

@zzbenz.bsky.social made sure this was waiting for meat Simon’s 🥹🥰🌭

With @simonb72.bsky.social eating hotdogs in Brooklyn

Sully “called” me earlier which is just voice messaging for olds

Where we hanging preshow?

Happy Birthday @tommarshall111.bsky.social

Happy birthday @beckymayyy.bsky.social

Someone is farting on this train (not me) (this time)

Tela Take the A Train No Quarter Brother Weigh #phish #pick5 n4

Melville wrote this about @hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo

Ope! I’m on a train to NYC

@hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY!! Love you homie

@janice-prazoff.bsky.social HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY to one of my absolute most favorite people

Looks like they saved Tweezer for me🥰

ATTENTION: our sweet @harharbinks.bsky.social is still in need of tickets (2) for tomorrow, pls help a babe out!! Look at this punim!! ✨ 💖 ✨