Semi frequent reminder I am still ISO 2 sphere Fri 5/1 tix for Kat and I!!!

PAHREACH THE GOSPEL

Planning a big swing set in the backyard and I just got caught up in a killer “massive swing” Reddit thread

Well, I just started my 1st mushroom bed so I guess you could say I’m Blue Oyster Cult(ivating) 🍄🍄‍🟫

1st name: Craig Last name: Slist Aka: @dijcrap.bsky.social

Trashing Madonna is ridiculous. Bow down bitches and be grateful you exist in a time with her catalogue and everything that it has inspired. Vogue! Cherish! Express Yourself! Into the Groove! Go to hell haters! Fucking losers.

SONOFABITCH SHOULD HAVE BACKED IN AMIRITE?

Have fun at Sphere. I’ll be at a high school interpretation of Frozen, suckers

Literally

Gm Frankie

@jessemixman.bsky.social HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY you mother fucker I’m the Jesse now

BREAKING NEWS: "Hot dogs and steaks and bacon, oh my! Meat raffles keep a beloved Midwest tradition alive...In these polarizing times, Minnesotans have found something they can agree on — the thrill of a meat raffle."

Poop lift us up where we belong

You give meaning to my poop 🎶

You are the poop beneath my butt

I can say that I managed to learn a Bill Strings song before I’m 40. If you need a humbling experience, learn some of his songs.

Good morning @jamieloftus.bsky.social

What if we touched tips on the roller?

Shartbeat

Mr. ShowCougar: 1

Ope. We’re homies with Scotty now

Should I yell out Freebird at this LaMP show?

Hell yeah

It’s past his bedtime so he’s extra grumpy

I’m just glad Goose didn’t do anything new to rile up the haters.

Our incompetent dipshit of a president didn’t destroy an entire country yesterday… so here’s some of Wilco’s Impossible Germany I’m working on arranging

I have bionic ears now

Don't worry guys, the aliens will step in soon.

A sneak peak at a new print from artist Jeff Wood, made exclusively for The Mockingbird Foundation and available only at PhanArt Las Vegas starting April 17. All proceeds benefit music education through @mbird.org #phish #MockingbirdFoundation #Jeffwood #posterart #phanartlasvegas

Who keeps clogging up the toilet up there? My money is on the Canadian guy.

reminder: if you ever see somebody stealing food, no the fuck you didnt.

Wow they named the spaceship after a character from Percy Jackson?

Hahaha, you guys look great!! Love ya bro. Also, I did a test run when it arrived to make sure we weren’t sending defective PPE! How did I do? lol

I see your taters and raise you pancakes and bacon

Special tater flip shout out to: @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social @phunkywitch.bsky.social @zzbenz.bsky.social @simonb72.bsky.social @halleycomet3.bsky.social & @steelytom1.bsky.social They sent a wicked thoughtful package of goodies (*everything we are wearing) This community really is tops. ❤️🫶🥔🍳✌️

Well now my tummy hurts

@sulkirk.bsky.social Gm

I feel so bad for people allergic to cats

If you didn’t see Rusted Root in the 90s are you even a Phish fan?

Who wants to come over and help pick up sticks?

@skoisirius.bsky.social HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY HOMIE

@scottmik104.bsky.social did you get a hose cap?

P O O P 💩

@opengplayer.bsky.social HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY!!

Wow fuck AI

OPE Check out Promised Land (April Fools) (5:49) from 1980-04-01 by Grateful Dead on @relistenapp relisten.net/grateful-dea...