Ms.DarthMikesHair
@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social
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Intergalactic (woo)man of mystery
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about 1 year ago
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I wonder if Jeff has been creeping into any young girls DMs lately
about 8 hours ago
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Zach is on a date at Costco rn and I couldn’t be more excited for him
about 14 hours ago
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More like Generation XXX amirite?
1 day ago
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Drew but 12/31/95 Weekapaug Groove
1 day ago
Admitting you were wrong is a superpower. Everyone messes up. It's all about what you say and do when that happens.
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Jelli! ٩(๑•́ᴗ•̀๑)۶
2 days ago
Look at this cutie patootie.💞
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SteelyTom
2 days ago
Goose fanboys get their Philly cheesesteaks @ Jersey Mikes
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WELL GM FRANKIE
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Mommy Shortlegs
3 days ago
Work gotta be in the top five places to poop for sure
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Just in case you didn’t know, the hotdog on stage was a nod to me
3 days ago
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#poop
#pooping
#morninggrunt
#iamgroot
#coffee
4 days ago
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ISO someone to dox
@cdirksen.bsky.social
so I can mail him a Spread it Round shirt
4 days ago
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@chivon2go.bsky.social
HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY!! Love you
4 days ago
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One of you fucking wooks got me sick
5 days ago
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Presented without comment
5 days ago
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Skip-1972
7 days ago
we no longer take a dump we now leave a Trump
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@gjane77.bsky.social
HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY!! You fucking Queen
7 days ago
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I just shit a massive turd that smells better than DJT and our current government
7 days ago
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Okay I did it again and it appears to have worked properly this time
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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Wow
@merriam-webster.com
wtf
7 days ago
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Katiebug ◡̈
9 days ago
it's our 76th shows!!
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In Chop we trust
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7 days ago
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To all the sucker ass suckers just sucking ass and being suckers: Happy New Year
8 days ago
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
9 days ago
I’m officially announcing my retirement from competitive dog’n 🌭. Last year I put up a solid 215 dogs, and I’m leaving on a high note. I’d like to thank the hot dog chat, my sponsorship from the weed and doobie committee, my butcher, and this breakfast dog to ring in 2026. Happy new year!! 🌭🎉
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Shantha Mohan, Ph.D., DTM
9 days ago
"For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne." Wishing you a lovely New Year's Eve and a fantastic start to 2026!
#dailyflowers
🌱
#flowerreport
#bloomscrolling
#ColorADay
#RedWed
#EastCoastKin
#ImageAndPoem
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SteelyTom
9 days ago
Pregaming with some of the best people 🥳
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Happy New Year
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9 days ago
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Back in Baltimore so I can finally get a real bagel
9 days ago
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#strangerthings
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I finished
#strangerthings
and I feel like they did a good job. Don’t beat me up
9 days ago
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bsky.app/profile/bbki...
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9 days ago
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This is my 1st stfu
@wolfenhaus.bsky.social
poast of the year
9 days ago
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I, for one, am EXTREMELY offended that non-dairy options were not represented in the NYE gag/show
#phish
#insensitive
#howdarethey
9 days ago
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I’ve already made it further into 2026 without sharting than I did in 2025
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Nutmegan! 🥜🌰
9 days ago
I am proud to report that this year's first sneeze-fart WAS NOT - REPEAT - WAS NOT A SHART!! STARTING THE YEAR OFF WITH A BANG (but not that kind thankfully!!)
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Got to hang with The Queen of Lawn Guyland tonight
@peckedbythedove.bsky.social
9 days ago
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@zzbenz.bsky.social
made sure this was waiting for meat Simon’s 🥹🥰🌭
9 days ago
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With
@simonb72.bsky.social
eating hotdogs in Brooklyn
9 days ago
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Sully “called” me earlier which is just voice messaging for olds
10 days ago
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Where we hanging preshow?
10 days ago
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Happy Birthday
@tommarshall111.bsky.social
10 days ago
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Happy birthday
@beckymayyy.bsky.social
10 days ago
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Someone is farting on this train (not me) (this time)
10 days ago
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Tela Take the A Train No Quarter Brother Weigh
#phish
#pick5
n4
10 days ago
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Melville wrote this about
@hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo
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10 days ago
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Ope! I’m on a train to NYC
10 days ago
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@hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo
HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY!! Love you homie
10 days ago
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@janice-prazoff.bsky.social
HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY to one of my absolute most favorite people
10 days ago
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Looks like they saved Tweezer for me🥰
10 days ago
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ali
10 days ago
ATTENTION: our sweet
@harharbinks.bsky.social
is still in need of tickets (2) for tomorrow, pls help a babe out!! Look at this punim!! ✨ 💖 ✨
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