The raiders stink

Back on my bs

Unlimited bread sticks type shit

Eggy was great, they’ve really leveled up. Catch them if you get the chance

Eggy is so much better than the last time I saw her hem in January 2024. They’re absolutely legit

Happy Tuesday

My sisters fiancé uses generative AI to promote their business and it irks me so much

Jabba the Hutt has endorsed Cuomo

Happy Monday

Darnold just played the best half of football of his career

Had no idea Eggy is coming thru here Tuesday. Nice surprise lol

STOP THE COUNT #KeepPounding

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series 2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves 2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros 2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers 2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

Great 4th down play call with the game on the line, Nebraska 😂

Carson Beck lol

Coworker said I look like a quarter lol

Gang gang

Happy Halloween

Oreos and milk hate to see me coming

Patel's girlfriend performed at Penn State last weekend. A government jet arrived at State College Regional Airport, according to its FAA registration, with an address listing the FBI HQ. The plane then flew to Nashville, where his girlfriend lives. All on the taxpayer’s dime. trib.al/TBvPo7A

Happy Thursday

Happy Monica Bellucci Day has a nice ring to it.

Why’d it have to be Andy Frasco lol

Happy Wednesday

FUCK ICE

17 Sep 2025 • Madison, WI

Back on my bullshit (going to get a Boo Bucket)

Theyre dressed like they’re all going to a different place after the show. Jarrod a PTA meeting, Royal a swingers party in 1986, Billy S a hostel to sleep on the floor, Alex a widespread panic show and Billy F just chilling.

This is so funny #BMFS

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

♫ Now Playing Umphrey's McGee:10/28/2011 at The Tabernacle, Atlanta, GA on @nugsnet 🎸: Umphrey's McGee 🏟️: The Tabernacle, Atlanta, GA 📅: 10/28/2011 2nu.gs/45vXmGT

Happy Tuesday

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

Happy Birthday @gratefulkelzz.bsky.social !!! Hope it’s your best one yet

If Amazon could stop shipping me damaged steelbooks, that’d be great

Set the flat brims to half mast.

Genuinely starting to like Bluesky more than Twitter. Twitter feels like a meth head trailer park by comparison

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

Happy Monday

This has been a shit day, the only thing that can turn it around is a very long statement released by a jam band