Im thankful to be from Ohio, whole family knows ball.

Driving home in the snow, if you dont hear from me in like 6 hours, I died. Like Incubus said, It was nice to know you, goodbye

If you can read this, im thankful for you. Love you dudes. If youre traveling, please be safe. If ya aint doin shit, enjoy the hell out of it. If youre working today, salute.

Im beginning to think he takes a cognitive exam weekly.

Hey Iowa, you know grand canyon isnt a real school. Might wanna not let em hang around. Its embarrassing for the conference.

This generations Kobe meme. Cooked.

Oh cool the Hershey Bears are on tv!

I thought that guy had a bionic arm

Oh but when Chris Paul does it then its just fine

Kansas Tennessee is fun #cbb

Here it is. 4/20/17 Ween, Charlottesville

So its kale and spinach and Brussels and bell peppers and dates and im gonna do some oranges too.

If youre just staring at your walls, this one is for you

I literally only gotta make this salad my Gma requested to bring tmr and im still putting it off. I mean, its a fucking baller salad, but I gotta chop so much shit. Im not even making the dressing this time, I bought one, I dont care. Hate my brain. Just go fucking do it Snot you stupid asshole

The poster Sara got me, you guys, ill show you when its framed, but its from a show in Charlottesville that I was at and got the poster from and then lost it and she fucking found another one and got it for me. Shes a dream. I dont deserve this wonderful woman.

The Boston Celtics floor is offensive

Walked by the Susquehanna with Sara. Was beautiful. The river was ok too.

If you bought a phish poster from like 2013 to 2016 from the online dry goods store, I absolutely wrote phish lyrics on the brown paper I rolled your poster in.

Watching Sun Devils basketball has reminded me of this Mike Leach presser when a reporter asked him how the pac 12 maacots would do in a fight. I miss Mike Leach.

Country is fucked up

The simple pleasure of an airballed 3 attempt

Im gonna forget to do this later so im doing it now. Im not confident in the Bengals pick but when your down you take chances you shouldn't. #godblessfootball NFL WEEK 13 Snot's Picks (39-20-1) Rams Bengals Patriots Seahawks Chargers Sara's Picks (42-17-1) Jaguars Niners Colts Broncos Ravens

I dunno, I would have just not called it that. But thats not my job.

Probably not. But he might have said, "Hold onto your Hutts"

Ahem. Yes.

Syracuse Iowa St is a tight game. If youre also online shopping and want something to halfway pay attention to while you succumb to the crushing knowledge that buying things is the culturally acceptable way to show people you love them.

Post a famous bathroom scene

Massive help with the road trip tmr. 🙏

I learned today that a Hoosier is a cabinet. Lived next door to these people for decades and never bothered to ask why they're called that.

Dude this Kendrick Perkins sound is the dumbest shit ive ever heard him say.

Marked safe from going to the local bar to be accosted by people I went to high school with the night before Thanksgiving

Four Christmas movies to know me by

Yankees suck.

We are Mike Sensibaugh days until Ohio State vs ttun Mike is still the Buckeyes leader in interceptions in a career (22) and a single season (9)

Mind left body jam is about dome

I am exhausting and would benefit greatly from shutting the fuck up

Was i unclear about the michigan hate? I hate you. I hate you.

Fuck jalen rose. Fuck chris Webber. Fuck Juwuan Howard. Yalls hair is fake as fuck you jabronis. Fuck michigan. Go Buckeyes.

WHY THE FUCK IS BRUCE PEARL TALKING TO THE OFFICIALS?

Fucks

Got a squeaky feet show on. Its fine?

Its mislabeled but when I saw Ween in Columbus they encored with the ENTIRE Stallion. Relistening cos ween rules.

I need a couple A's for Q's, im not an asshole im just a little confused.

I used to have a little book full of Aesop Rock lyrics. It came with a record i bought. I miss that little book. Christmas morning smelled fresher than angel pussy.

Food, clothes, medicine, cos hungry, naked, sick sucks.

The buckeyes basketball game isnt even listed on the pirate site. You mean I have to watch this game legally? Ugh

St. Bonaventure has a ginger jew fro!

Even the politicians I like belong in jail.

Its 5pm and Daniel knows Sara should be home soon so hes just sitting in the window crying like a little asshole waiting for her. Mama's boy