If #Phish doesn’t cover Angine de Poitrine at #TheSphere in Vegas I’m done.

I read the word pissmaxxing and didn’t even flinch.

Pete Hegseth believes that Jesus guides Tomahawk missiles, even when they hit elementary schools. I wrote about the roots of his militant faith - from the Crusades to the confederacy - and what they mean for the US and Iran today.

Dehumanizing humans and humanizing computers. We’re so dumb.

No one on here knows me personally or my dog, but I lost this sweet baby yesterday and I’m struggling. She’s the first dog I ever had (outside of family dogs) and I can’t believe how lost I feel. My house isn’t the same. A giant Rizzo sized hole in my heart. ❤️ This sucks.

www.maptap.gg April 10 92👑 99🔥 89🎉 92👑 97🏅 Final score: 936

Bro, we have to keep bombing you during the ceasefire, bro. We crave death bro.

Actually, she has the right to jump whenever she damn well pleases.

Call of Duty: In Your Pants Basement boys shitting drawers.

Ceasefire? More like reloading.

The Tillers @The Southgate House Revival

Remember when “closing the schools” for #COVID was a horrible disservice to the children? Now, forcing #AI on them is simply an inevitability. It sucks here.

I would love to see Iran demand to negotiate with Obama. That just might do Trump in.

So more market manipulation and #TACO Good grief.

But you DON’T WORK FOR TRUMP!!! You work for the Department of Justice! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!

So when he said “liberate” he meant “genocide”. Got it.

Bad news: We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine Worse news: The machine is bleeding to death

I hope what we learn from #ArtemisII helps making bombing people even easier and deadlier.

I think too many in the US military are GEEKED to commit war crimes. They can’t wait.

Shutting down the internet would go a long way to helping cover up some real heinous shit. I’m sure everything is fine.

69% would be hilarious.

When “it” happens, there will be much celebration. They will try to make the celebration illegal. We will tell them to fuck off.

Always pumped for #TheTillers. Songbook procured. At the Southgate House Revival #SGHR

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Fuck yeah

Watching an adult lose their mind for the #Columbus #Aviators is off putting.

The new Gnarls Barkley album is such a bop.

Hegseth firing a general.

Sir, Rob Schneider is here.

Kidnapping and armed robbery? Pooh Shiesty? No way.

The only problem with Pam Bondi getting fired is that someone will take her place and chances are that someone will be MUCH worse.

Aldi’s nuts.

“Key targets” - Donald Trump “Keytar gets” - Page McConnell

New Attorney General Phillip Phillips.

Jesuswayne fucking Christ

#Trump and #Andreeson are on the same drug(s). Good grief.

“Keytar gets”

Hahaha!

Y’all ever had a water main break DIRECTLY across from your house, causing you to lose use of, not only your driveway but your entire street? Good times.

Of course, the women are getting fired.

I bet Donald Trump makes a fool of himself during oral arguments tomorrow. You hear me #Kalshi

Anytime Jesus Luzardo takes the bump I think of this.

I love that #MLB has made it infuriating to try to watch a baseball game. Good job everyone.

This doesn’t even give Morrissey enough to recover from the…”street party outside of his hotel.”

Still one of my favorite internet videos.

PIZZA AT SUPPERTIME

Throw a billionaire out of the Overton window. Make America Defenstrate Again.

The thought of incel fuckheads hitting themselves in the face with hammers fills me with joy. I really shouldn’t care.