May you never grow old Never get caught May you get what you want Get what you need And may we never get what we deserve. - an Irish blessing from moe.

Jamie got Micha good

Let’s go Howard

The cats gotcha day is this weekend. So I got them some nip. 2 ounces should last a week or two

PSG extracting their revenge for Club World Cup. Someone go drag Chelsea’s lifeless bodies off the pitch

DoLOLphins back on their bullshit

Did you know Tip Hill has an upside down traffic light? Because of the Irish….

@snotboogie.bsky.social fan duel made us up a list of banger names

Curt bring me bangers and mash.

Like I needed another reason to hate the god damn Rangers this season.

Shout out to that time @ctalgo.bsky.social found my doppelgänger in Colorado

Boss emailed me an escalation last night that had 20 people screaming was wrong about something. I just don’t the last hour explaining how I was 100% accurate and that they themselves were wrong. Don’t come after my lucky charms son I’ll leave you in a heap.!

This is how they tell me they’re thirsty….

Happy birthday @rocksolver.rocks

I looked out into the other room and Wolf is sitting there. He raises one paw like he’s waving to me like an idiot

Someone give Rosenthal a crate to stand on so he appears the size of a human man and not an Oompa Loompa

I still can’t believe they’re playing a wolrd baseball classic in a fucking hockey arena.

These might be pretty sick…

Tomorrow is an all seasons day in Utica…

I’ve already been asked if Siena can beat Duke. There’s no reason to even try. A win against Duke buys GMac 20 years in Sewercuse.

Wichita Stat are the shockers… but their mascot and logo are a man made of straw. AKA Jack Straw.

Wolf tossed her from the perch she had immediately after this pic.

That’s 3 gold medals we’ve beaten Canada in hockey in the last 3 weeks…

The FIFA peace prize asshole did this.

I saw a few minutes of Shakedown from the Cap last night, was loving it w/ Joan singing. Then they cut to Rick and I almost threw my phone in the toilet, settled just leaving the stream and buying cards. There should really be a warning in bright flashing lights when those assholes are involved

MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME

First clip I see of Uticas parade… 43 kids playing with nunchucks… because nothing screams Irish heritage like martial arts.

Man did he make the old gal purr!

It’s fake St Paddy’s day in Utica. As a reminder. My culture is not a costume. And all youse Italians pretending you’re Irish can Pog Mo Thoin

Derek played Tiger last night

Tulsa/North Texas to a 3rd OT

@snotboogie.bsky.social we did this

3/13/81. Utica Memorial Auditorium. It was awfully rude of my parents not to take me at 6 months old to this show. They didn’t neither but it was still rude not to take me.

There was a 2M premium ontop of the winning bids? That’s insane.

Happy birthday @sweetdevo2.bsky.social

@syntherella.bsky.social thank you for sharing Pat Forde. I didn’t know he was over here and I miss him doing college sports pod. His snark always gets me.

The player from that Rhode Islnd hockey team whose family was murdered by a family member at th e rink last month scored the winning goal to get to the state finals yesterday. Stick taps to that young man.

Undefeated no more

Get to the UMass/Miami game if you can find it. Red hawks on the ropes

Alligator is telling me I’m doughy… by making biscuits on my leg

In today’s adventure of life with cats… Wolf tried to open th cabinet above the toilet and looks like he was trying to shave…

Fuck me up.

Remember when it was spring yesterday?

TCU okst is a burner… these last 5 minutes are going to rock.

Had to bite the bullet and go to an actual dispensary. Spent $80… 2 rolls and 1/4. Pros 1 open till midnight 2 online orders 3 inside old bank 4 very good selection Cons Fucking taxes

That’s an interesting development. Syracuse should call him.

The bottle cap queen is back on her bullshit

And just like that thy have pulled my application for new department with no explanation. After inviting me to the next round of interviews. Cool.