Dad you makin tacos? Can I have some?

@antelopeezer.bsky.social got an order coming from your card shop this week.

Alligator thinks she’s hiding

I was an assistant coach at my HS for the soccer team for a few years, working with former teammates and my former coach. One of the kids that I helped coach, just won his 2nd national championship for D3 junior colleges. I’m super proud of him and the hard work he’s put in over the years.

@missfml.bsky.social happy birthday!

I got a hot chocolate chirp flavored coffee… it’s actually fire.

Secretary of naps and laps has reported for duty

NY just gave me a $200 check for existing. Thanks for the drug money Kathy you dimwit

Quite the local lineup this week Tues: Dark Star in Rome Wed: Dead/Brothers at the Stanley Friday: Montbleau in Sewercuse

Shout out to my Siena Saints making the NCAA soccer tournament for the first time in program history!

Tampa out here just wasting challenges

Scoreless at half. Let’s go Saints!

No one wants to score in this game

Just learned that the resident of Siena while I was there passed away. Fr Kevin Mackin. He is the one responsible for putting me on television while chin deep in a 6 day bender, a move I’m sure he regretted. He was a kind and fair man. Siena grew considerably under his leadership. Rest Easy Fr

I’m so sick of this amazon commercial with My Life…. Those old ladies wouldn’t make it 6 yards in their sleds before they all break a hip.

Why can’t I get an Mbappe anytime goal in this game? It’s at Real. You know he’s good for a pair.

Wolf is a deadhead

Yall the T’Wolves did it up right! Check out the Prince court and city connects

I needs sleeps. Let me go back to sleeeeeeeps

We have lightning

Why aren’t you running that? Just drive it in

ND kicker today is Schmidt… it’s right there in his name that he’s fucking MID…

Hang a hundred on em!

j Love to the house!

ND needs to launch every kicker on their team into the sun

Aaron Donald is absolutely jacked. Good lord those arms are enormous

Wolf has a catnip toy and he’s getting baked

Brent Black came out to play

Alligator found her favorite toy.

These are outstanding.

Yo Tulane’s uniforms today are SIIIIIIIIICK

Art.

Pennsylvania man shot by his dog…. Asshole was cleaning his shotgun on the bed set it down, dog jumps on bed gun goes off. Hilarity ensues.

Oh no that’s gonna be a touchback. What are you doing

Fucking pizza goblin ass punk.

Depends on what your definition of is, is…..

Alligator has found a comb. She is running around with it in her mouth like an idiot.

Oh cool I can feel an ear infection coming on.

Molly Tuttle in Harley Quinn cosplay? That should have come with a warning

Oh man this might be the most simplistic joke yet so beautifully briliant

I see everyone is having a completely normal morning

Wolf is sleeping on the radiator. Toasted kitty

Just watched Lukas Nelson playing Ripple. Warmed my heart.

Cuddle puddle

Duh

Wolf is sizing her up.

Murder she scrote

I just want one day. Hell one hour that I can talk to some of these assholes the way they talk to me. I want to make people cry and give them the day they deserve

Lol. Hey north Buffalo… leave South Toronto alone… (Ontario is both north Buffalo and south Toronto)

Because I needed more reason to hate the trash ass flyers and trash ass phish.