I ordered 20 mini tacos… I received this… 20 naked wings. What kind of monster eats naked wings?

Sign Kaepernick you cowards.

One of my local friends was talking AT me about the band named after Curt’s car. I could see the exact moment she saw my eyes glaze over with absolute disinterest in the subject.

The Seahawks are out there like O’Banyon at the pool hall in Dazed and Confused. ‘YALL are an embarrassment and lucky we let you play on our field’

Wooooooooooow.

Those were 3 of the worst calls I have seen in succession in possibly ever. The interception is so incredibly egregious that those referees should never see even a pop warner field ever again. the 2 DPI calls were absolute jokes. The referees didn’t lose Buffalo the game but they were impactful

Wegmans in greater Buffalo…

They’re both in my spot on the couch… wolf daring me to move him

There’s a women’s frying pan toss competition in long lake. I’m not sure what I think about this event.

I can’t wait to see how we fuck up getting Gavin McKenna….

@imfartybaby.bsky.social @terrence.bsky.social this is a beauty crapaport moment…. Scalabrine would have eaten him

2016? I only have one picture of me. And it’s with one of my favorite people ever who I miss every day. Fuck you Jason I love you brother!

She’s cold so she climbed into the snuggle suit… crackpot

Alligator love bottle caps

Happy birthday @hillzy.ca !!!

Mbappe has been pro 10 seasons. And has had 10 coaches. Is he a coach killer?

Curt busts my balls about me drinking exclusively cokes… but he won’t say shit about Ovi who is banging cokes on the bench mid game.

Wemby out there looking like a make a wish giant

Well that’s wild fact. Is she Miss McGill from Youngblood?

This won’t suck

Paint by number number sky looks so phony.

The words ‘I don’t want tacos’ just fell out of my mouth. Am I dying?

What’s this now? Uncle Mike playing with Dave Fux and Evan and likely Ryan? Someone track me down Mr Rob and let’s get it on.

Just heard Monkey and the Engineer for the first time in ages. That’s a fun little ditty. And an under rated Bobby song

In today’s edition of you don’t belong there…

Be better at hiding

The giants hired Harbaugh?

Not all heroes wear capes

The Sabres tribute’d Biz tonight…

Never forget the Dylan Rioala days at Oregon.

Those eyes scream mischief

I just gave wolf some chicken. He housed it. Like a fat kid on birthday cake. It was adorable

No he didn’t. There was no impact to him whatsoever. They continue to lie

These knuckle heads are teaming up against me. Wolf is opening doors he shouldn’t be and alligator is walking right through them like a boss

I’m places I don’t belong.

Stats. I know the irony of a jam band fan failing stats there was no attendance policy so I never went to class. Showed up to the final, prof didn’t know who I was. I handed it in and a fan blew it into the trash. I told him to leave it there.

Wolf waiting for snow

Giannis needs to get out of Milwaukee.

Hey @schumer.senate.gov do your fucking job you fucking dinosaur.

Let’s hit another NBA play tonight. Been pretty hot.

@antelopeezer.bsky.social ordered my set of the Dead cards. Direct from the D&A website. 60/box. Each box has the full set + 5 assorted inserts.

Sweet sweet nicotine…. 9 hours was too long between smokes

Nah we saw Charlie Kick catch 3 inches of hot lead and it was fucking beautiful.

Hey Pete there’s cake would you like a slice. Dude do I look like I’ve ever passed Ona. Slice of cake?

There are only a handful of people within my company that know my love of the Dead. 2 of them have reached out to me today while in office. I love this community

I need a mother fucking NAP. NOW

Falling asleep at the office…. Someone bring me cancer sticks

Someone actually sought me out at work. With questions. Like I’m the squirrel master or something