I took a 4 hour couch nap. It was amazing. It’s ok. Be jealous.

Up the Bees

Southampton’s keeper is standing on his head

Chelsea giving away free money this morning…. -115 for Liverpool is stealing money that line should have been -390

I went back to bed for another hour and a half. I maybe slept 29 more minutes.

Gronk is a beaut. He’s like a human golden retriever.

Gronk is absolutely chirping the shit out of Biz right now. Hilarious. And Gronk actually knows hockey

Seeing clips of Mike D last night rocks Makes ya miss MCA a bit more but seeing him back out there and throwing some Beastie classics is pretty fucking cool in the year of our lord 2026….

I’ve seen Grace rabbit and Chucky the ground hog today. All my woodland creature friends are coming to visit

Just got this note from my boss. It doesn’t pay the bills but it’s nice that they recognized how hard I’ve been working and how I stepped up when my immediate leadership was out of the office the other day.

Why do I have Band on the Run in my head?

Ope…

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Tonight I learned that whatnot has a candy section. I’m gonna have to investigate this

Jacob Slavin with another incredible goal line clear. Those are going to be his career legacy.

I don’t understand the Hurricanes shoulder patch.

It’s just a puddle of paws!

The algorithm may now be able to read thoughts. Last night I wanted chicken parm. Opened e apps and the first 3 items I see. Chicken breast Tomato sauce Cheese…. Bruh get out of my head

Let’s go Villa beat Forrest

Wolf looks like he’s ready to break outta here

I’m still tired from that night.

Camera casually cruising past the Town Ballroom and Sheas…

Another year of Harry Kane without a real trophy.

If you love goals this series is for you.

San Jose pulls th 2… they nearly made th playoffs.

So like I was saying: John Chayka is a winner. The guy just wins.

Fuck off NHL. Shenanigans are definitely a foot with Toronto winning the lottery

Cutting to commercial while loading the lottery machine is fucking schenanigans

Who is this cowardly lion looking mother fucker on espns hockey coverage?

Me to the cats: hi everybody Alligator slowly turned her heard with a the fuck do you want look on her face.

How is itnonly 1030.

Flyers are buzzin early

West Ham has a chance to screw both Spurs and Arsenal next week…. I’m rooting for that to happen.

Wow can’t believe city pulled a point today. The title race is still alive

Shout out to the neighbor rolling up with Don’t Stop Till you Get Enough blasting… I can vibe with that energy coming from neighbors.

RIP Pa Yankee John Sterling.

Rickie Fowler rocking the prison orange at Trumps Doral course is 🤌🏻

Montreal 9 shots. Minnesota Colorado 10 goals.

Let’s go prison riot hockey incoming

Montreal finally got a shot on goal. That makes 5… there are 13 minutes left in the 3rd…. They hadn’t had a shot since the first…. Hard to win with numbers like that.

Buddy is at kid rocks bar in trashville. I told him to take a shot on the floor for me.

Wolf can’t decide if he’s hot or cold….

Had 2 family parties yesterday. Both were Sam side of family. With one cross over. My cousin Katie’s mom. She tried to get me back into running. Sorry it’s been 20 years and I smoke a pack a day.

Got Charlie horsed at like 330 this morning. Hurt like a mother fucker

Are trying to make Embid nut?

Your boy had Golden Temple WPS!

Derek and Susan

@sulkirk.bsky.social @snotboogie.bsky.social what are we doing here? Why? Also if you’re young to serve a drink in a vessel in which your team is named, they already make hurricane glasses you absolute clowns.