The time is near. Our missions? Sphere! 🔮 I’ll be there Weekend 2! Are you going? If so, which weekend?

Singing Pink Pony Club karaoke with McLovin was not on my 2026 bingo card but here we are! 💕🐴👯

In an infinite loop of getting CVS extra bucks and using them to buy Cadbury mini eggs for pennies.

Has anyone gone through the process of digitizing large quantities of old photos en masse? Did you go through a company? If so, which one? Was it a positive experience? How much did it cost? I’m trying to not have to move these large Rubbermaid containers of old family photos cross country again… 😑

all to just make a buck (and get us fighting each other so we don't fight them)

Yeahhhh, that’s gonna be a big time NOPE from me, dawg… 🙅🏻‍♀️

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Morning friends. To keep the timeline beautiful this morning I’ll follow suit. Thanks Dianna.

Went out & looked at some flowers in the neighborhood yesterday. That helped 🙏

Yeah, that’s gonna be an immediate STOP from me, dawg… 🚮🙅🏻‍♀️🤢

I made this 🌈

Is this thing still on? 👀

I started taking a stained class a few weeks ago & the metal pieces we’re using to join the glass for our leaded project are called “lead came” & every time I hear that, I can’t help but think of #cæm 😂

Still having Mardi Gras dreams nightly so thought I’d share my favorite #lewks from last week. The 1st is from MOMs Ball where the theme was RAW 🤪 Then we have Heated RivalBeans from Lundi Gras’ Red Beans Parade 🫘 The group shot is Mardi Gras Day & lastly, a Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird for Monsters 🎉

Please enjoy this handsome orange gentleman I met yesterday 🧡 This is Leo 🦁

Them: Don’t sniff glue! 😡 Also them: 🍒🍭🥭😈🍉🍋‍🟩🍇

It was @samdarcangelo.bsky.social’s birthday yesterday & his Mom waited in line for an hour & a half to get him a Dong Phuong king cake (IYKYK) to celebrate! We are both VERY happy about that… 🤤👌💯 #carnivalcaloriesdontcount

I’m already sick of these DraftKings commercials 😒

Which two do we think have plans to fuck later? 🤔

"And stop referring to these people as law enforcement. They are not law enforcement." -Governor Tim Walz

What cities besides the one you currently live in do you monitor on your weather app? 🤔 Here are mine.

Has anyone else not been able to get Russian pop duo t.A.T.u.’s smash hit single“All The Things She Said” out of their head since finishing episode 4 of Heated Rivalry or is that just me…? 😵‍💫

Thanks, I hate it

Between Bob Weir’s passing & the last 2 episodes of Heated Rivalry, I haven’t stopped crying all night… 🙃😭🫠

As seen on socials and apparently heard on the SXM Dead channel tonight: “The last song Jerry ever played was a Phil song. The last song Phil ever played was a Bobby song. The last song Bobby ever played was a Jerry song.” Just wow

Preach, girl 🍌

I poured some chili oil into a pan the other morning & this happened 🐟 Happy Friday!

I made the huge mistake of reading the news. Here are some flowers

flowers give me hope especially during times when I’m so angry and sad. I hope this brightens your day. Joy IS a form of resistance. Don’t let them completely extinguish yours. 💜

The TL could use some 🌼 in it today. Anyone got some nice flower pics they want to share to help lighten up this dark, dreadful world? 🙃

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

Found this at The Little Gay Shop today. @zzbenz.bsky.social, you want? 😜🦌💝

My *favorite* Hood 💖

I have fond childhood memories of accompanying my Mom & Dad to the New York Blood Center, eating cookies & drinking juice while they helped save lives. My Dad passed away 11 years ago today so to honor his memory, I made a donation ❤️ Only 3% of eligible people donate blood!Are you one of them? 💪🩸🍪

Suite Potatoes 🛌🚪🥔 #fakejambands

Is there *any* way to make applying to jobs suck less? It is the thing I dread the absolute most in this world & it makes me feel like complete & utter dogshit about myself even though, in real life, I'm really not so bad? I'd rather do just about anything else. Man, I hate this so much... 😩

Happy Wolf Moon to all who celebrate 🐺🌕✨ music.apple.com/us/album/1-8...

Hair down, windows down driving weather is *the* best kind of weather 👌 Happy January 3rd from Austin! ☀️

Thanks, @relixmag.bsky.social. I hate it 🥴 #CreamTheme #cæm

Anyone else attempting Dry January this year? 👀

Anyone find a tie? Help Brian help a friend reunite with sentimental item. 🥺 #Phish Cmon. We found a phone earlier. We can do this!

It’s going to be Hood -> Tweezer & I’m going to walk out into the street… 🥛🥛🥛

1 night early 😜

You know Page has like $60 in Kohls Cash on him right now

Ok but what’s a dude doing with his shirt off in the middle of a GA floor on December 30th in NYC, tho??? 🥴

Sweet! 3 song encore! #DWYS

WE MOVE!