I’m #using one (1) men’s adult beer 4 lunch

Many of ::gestures broadly:: you were gnashing and gnawing on estro-laced shards last night and it shows 🙄

I'm not not taking motion sickness meds for my "phirst" (get it? 😉) Sphere show at the end of the month !!

Enabling the scroterockian tendencies of BILL STRUNG & THE FELLERS to meine ear hols and swaddle meine loins.

Well look if you’re gonna do fresh graphies each show I suppose doing litre of cola and hot dog and mcnuggies graphies is the way to go 🙄

Welp since I continue to air my earnest tales and takes on dating I will log on to say I had the best first date I’ve ever had last night. Holy shit. Marisa Abela lookalike and I hit. it. off. Y’all may think it’s about banging but no. We left tension but YAPPED real and hard for hours holy shit

Phish Pshere Pnight Pone Rpeview

I need someone I can take seriously to tell me what I need to know about last nights PHÜSCH show and that person may be 🫵YOU🫵

Bro check these SPHERE GRAPHIES #insane #amazing

Sull the word is out and in man: it’s LAWBSTAH SZN 🦞 #lob

🎶 WE’RE ON SMAURKO LEAVE US ALAURNE

Fuck it. Going skiing

Where my DIE SPITZ heads at bro 🧐

Vibe scroting

Phans at the Sphere this weekend - your time is near, the mission's clear do something useful for the good of the nation

Im gonna rub another guys balls in my face for a couple hours at a time, a couple days a week, for years, just so if i ever get in a fist fight i have a slight edge

I legit want to roleplay this with #women

I love it when women do a little hair adjust flip when they’re talking to you like yes okay grrrl yes

pls I need this

I just saw these gorls do this emoji irl: 🥂 #amazing

ayyy who up upping they up 👀

YOU FUCKING COCKFUCSUCKERS STEP AND FOOT I SWEAR ON GOD @halleycomet3.bsky.social @footiusmaximus.bsky.social

Listening 2 Olivia Rodrigo bc C*meron W*inter is pl*wing her now

Who am I to refuse the Muse when she whispers in my ear?!

blows to blow, bro

no bro, I will not give you "an update on the bricked-to-bust pipeline." miss me with that shit 🙄

“Gonna hit the wrapper”

DTF St. Louis is brilliant humor FUCK YPU #HBOmaxPlant

My beautiful sweet yung gorgeous loving crazy and insanely athletic puppe TURNS 3 ON THURSDAY I’m not already crying you ARE !!

Federal tax refund this year are clown numbers. Good thing it's all completely offset by COL increases and inflation and WAR you COCKFUCSUCKER

@dijcrap.bsky.social ‘s count on an average Saturday

my ex-pro mtb racer new bestie who is into literally ALL the same music as me (she has a Boognish tattoo) and I have settled #GeeseGate via text. Nothing burger. GEESE FUCKS

I liked the Euphoria S3 opener. Rue unhinged, her facial expressions, high centering her car on the fucking border wall, Marshawn Lynch(😂), Cassie hanging on by a THREAD, and we haven’t even gotten to Jules and Maddy yet! My early read is if you don’t jive with this maybe Euphoria wasn’t for you🫵!

@dijcrap.bsky.social was labelled an “HBO Max plant.” Maybe he was.

I liked the Euphoria S3 opener. Rue unhinged, her facial expressions, high centering her car on the fucking border wall, Marshawn Lynch(😂), Cassie hanging on by a THREAD, and we haven’t even gotten to Jules and Maddy yet! My early read is if you don’t jive with this maybe Euphoria wasn’t for you🫵!

Anyone need a 3-day for Sphere weekend 1? Section 202, willing to go under face…

Just listened to the After Midnight Reprise for the first time in a very long time and while Big Cypress is widely considered the greatest #phish show of all time, I think it might still somehow be underrated. Goodness gracious.

I've had Apple Beer before

Anyone need a pair of floors for 4/25?

she is the dancing bean, young and beans, only seven beans

Breaking news: antichrist not "big fan" of pope

I have too many thoughts on Welch/Rawlings and who they are and what they’re doing now with this tour and why. And they’re all superlative but I’m not gonna post them. 🫩 I just think this is the shit youtu.be/sGNFV6yytuM?...

Rory is awesome. He’s so genuine

I would shoot a clean 138 if I played Augusta

Sarandon and Sabby?? Ggg’gggiGGITY

Royal wearing a see thru shirt #blastingnip in in IG grid post is sure to be of interest to certain people here

Better not be on extreme shartwatch or be managing a nasty ‘roid flareup if you’re a caddie at the masters amiright??

Jerr Jerr CROONMAXXING this MHSUT 10/19/74

iso 1x to Saturday fox acoustic dead reckoning ☝🏼👀

Fucking crying during this Welch/Rawlings Jack Straw 😭 #HighT. This shit is SPECIAL !!!! 🌹