Floor tix for face re-release lmfaooooo

Im gonna rub another guys balls in my face for a couple hours at a time, a couple days a week, for years, just so if i ever get in a fist fight i have a slight edge

ok im gonna go ahead and say it, UFC/MMA is *extremely* gay. Not a bad thing at all. But its really gay and we should stop pretending its not.

had a steady job holding items for the woke mob

anyone wanna cyber?

What the fuck is good bitches???

I smell something in the air

I am kindly seeking recommendations for Amsterdam and berlin

Tempted to send it to billy in savannah, if only i had @missfml.bsky.social egging me on

Well I was going to Field of Visions until they added Angine de Poitrine to the lineup 🤷‍♂️

if i made a weed strain i would call it GORILLA NUTZ

Remember when Osiris Media ‘acquired’ the “Anatomy of a Jam” show and then we never got another episode ever again?

white people be like “i love this restaurant, i think ill buy one of their hats!”

probably tmi but i cant rly laugh about this with many ppl irl - recently dated someone who does online s*x work and has a big enough following that she has a discord for people that are fans of her. Anyways when they found out she was seeing someone they collectively named me “The Alpha” lmfaooo

Treys acoustic tour last year was incredible and im glad hes making a release from it, but it seems like he intentionally left off most of his real bangers (yem, fluffhead, twist, gin, hood) in exchange for nearly all ballads for this release. Oh well

So where can we see what shows the songs from this new trey album are from?

is this place finally getting horny?

just got off the phone with my mom, apparently she subscribes to Nugs now? #heady

OK, very serious question does anyone have a high-tech litter box? Trying to figure out if these things are worth it.

sorry guys i got hacked!

boobs

ok what the fuck is this

why is the Philadelphia airport an actual maze???

I wish Neal Casal was still alive

Kendricks third verse on gloria gotta be one of the best verses ever written

Sometimes I remember that I’ve literally worn the shirt thats in this picture

Do I know anyone on here whos started a Plex server before ?

really sorry but ACAB definitely includes people who care about this shit

nobody answered this so I didn’t eat any pizza when I was in NYC

n*ke burning man

im ballin til infinity incase you forgot

I was going to just quietly disengage from the disco biscuits but after hearing Allens interview honestly fuck all those dudes for real

For those keeping up. I did get another Big Mac yesterday. It was really good. I didn’t get one today though.

Mike Gordon is MOGGING on the 12/16/99 tweezer

Should I get another Big Mac today? 🤔

I just ate a Big Mac, ask me anything

the viral polka dot band is just khruangbin for people that like primus

this band is a psy op

damn one day you wake up and you straight up quit vaping entirely lfg

see you fuckers at dicks

this happened friday and im back in chs now, it was such a nice ego boost and i was looking forward to following up, but unfortunately for her i think i may have met the love of my life this weekend

Slept the entire flight from chs to nyc and when i woke up the cute girl from across the aisle passed me this note. Safe to say im vibrating with love and light.

is anyone else seeing the roots at brooklyn bowl tonight?

12-16-99 tweezer is so fucking good youtu.be/lrSKKCmIhNw?...

where should i get pizza in new york city

Tea Leaf Green tour … looming?

penis

penis

Consider this a pre announcement for a pre announcement

what would you do if you lived with your girlfriend for 4 years and then they cheated on you so you broke up with them and moved 5 states away, and then 6 years later said former partner and her husband move to that state and buy a house in your neighborhood? asking for me