I babysit bigger Milo on Wednesdays and I can’t with this “did we just become best friends” snap

TGIF

Blessed that we live in a timeline where there is always a baking championship on.

Rold Gold making Dots like pretzels but at half the cost really does make life worth living

Curt was never a parks and rec guy and my favorite thing is to watch him laugh so earnestly at it

N1 > N4 we killed it

Recovery tank slaps so hard

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

We could go to another Moe show tonight

Absolutely a comforter on couch day

The Colin jost sketch lmaooooo

I called that gorrilaz would play this

Ashley Padilla apologist

Watching snl semi live buckle up

You've been hit by You've been struck by A Tesla Cybertruck

Is survivor back

The only thing I would have changed about tonight is ice cream in the venue

Chat peepeepee

We met the guy who wrote the setlist last night and I have concerns. No yodelittle?!?!? Cmon.

God** is good **door dash

Breakfast that’ll deliver

I volunteer as tribute

Car alarm has been going off outside my window every 20 min all night

Rachel Kathy Jenn Tilley #rhobh

Rachel Zoe is SHOWING UP in her rookie season

I think Rob is wearing grey sweats on stage

I have commandeered the snack corner

I just ate a tums simply because I remembered I had them

Someone complimented my creeping death shirt at this moe show

I’m going to talk straight through this couple who’s getting married at moe.Downs wedding

I’m so happy I chose my comfy shoes.

Never done benzos but the point stands. When that sunshine hits 🤌

It feels like it’s been months since the suns been out

Happy birthday queen @peckedbythedove.bsky.social ! March forth! 🐈‍⬛🎉💖🎊🍰🌌🍾🎁✨👯🧁🎂

it’s moe.day bay bay

Buddy couldn’t tie a knot properly

Someone was just really rude to me on the phone and I looked up their house on Zillow and they have an above ground pool so jokes on them.

Can’t wait to pad my moe. stats this week.

Forcing “thank yous” on people at work by saying “you’re welcome” first.

We see so much Benedict BUTT and we need BENEDICT SCHLONG.

Sturgill album feels good man. Feels good.

My mom has been listening to warts and all on shuffle 🤦‍♀️

We deserve at least one full frontal in Bridgerton

MAURA IS A FUCKING IDIOT.

I’m bringing my dog to every phish show this summer idgaf

stop complaining platinum pavs at MPP are only 495$!

Well Martha beat ticketmaster presale to get me dicks fields! Wonder why I never used her before

What can possibly be three hours long about this survivor premier

I do too many news podcasts and not enough interest podcasts. Send your faves

Go to one jam pack event get texts for life