LC is so real for hating Tom Sandoval on sight in 2006. Pretty sure this glare she gave him is why he hates all women to this day.

I really need to gtfo of Colorado and go somewhere where people know basic manners

This time of year is when witchy women are at their most powerful so you better give them little treats

I need to listen to more Allman Bros. Band. Not sure why they fell out of rotation. But when Melissa came on ep4 of Task, it woke something up.

"demonic sexual performances"

Attempted dog murderer #PumpRules

just like me fr but without the employees or fame or money

Voting for any one of these whack ass men is going to give me (more) gray hairs #loveislandgames

Emily and Gina have me here defending Tamra like a chump and I don’t like it. It’s okay to walk away and take a few mins when you feel a reaction come up! That actually does show growth #rhoc

OK, I think I figured out the popstar from looking back at the the NOH8 campaign and reading Gretchen’s blurred out, bleeped out mouth in the car when she says his name. (Mark Hoppus from Blink-182) #rhoc (for the record, I don’t think it’s true!)

What if we kissed in the Broadmoor kiosk at the Colorado Springs Airport?

It's cute they gave Jimmy a step stool for this gallery shot with Boz

They keep trying to make Heather the LVP of SLC when she doesn’t have one iota of the wit nor timing 🥴#rhoslc

My coworker just realized her trip to Vegas to see New Kids on the Block is the same weekend as Bravocon

Watching this video for work, and the dude sounds almost exactly like Fraser from Below Deck

Me @ Johnny #LoveIslandGames

Kendall won his duel.. #LoveIslandGames

Why did I always think flapjacks were the same thing as pancakes #gbbo

I love that Ariana loves the girls and hates the guys lmao every season without fail #LoveIslandGames

Johnny and Tyrique played that completely wrong. Really bad game play, no matter how it works out short term. #loveislandgames

Drop something MEDICAL 🏥🩺🩻👩🏻‍⚕️ #RHONY

Whitney is blowing me away on DWTS iibh. Jen def brought her baby for votes lolz #slomw

I wouldn't call this Project Runway. It's more like Project Runway Lite. Could have been a web series. I miss Eileen W. I miss shopping at mood. I miss fashion week. I miss knowing more than one thing about each designer. I didn't see enough clothes. But very happy with the winner.

Julia started doing her opera thing and my cat ran upstairs #rhom

Honestly if I had been paired up with a guy who eats raw eggs whole (shell intact) Toby wouldn't look so bad #loveislandgames

Lisa Fking Barlow Iconic Party Entrance #rhoslc

Bronwyn came into this season with too many axes to grind and too much orange tint in her foundation #rhoslc

Just saw a bee land on a rose and grab a rose petal with its six little legs and then fly off with it

Seasonal Afflecktive Disorder

TOBY ??? in the same villa with Tyrique & Johnny??? Someone airlift my faves out of there #loveislandgames

Same Andy 😂😂 #RHOSLC (🎥 concertlana)

Spent $50 on soil to grow these 18 potatoes 🥰🥰🥰

This need to stop. These companies and the people who work for them are a disgrace, to say the least. Inhumane monsters.

clown ass world like "i'm suing the news for $100,000,000,000" "the news has agreed to a $279,000,000 settlement" the fuck are we even talking about anymore

“Do you want me to give you lots of attention or leave you alone?” Me: Yes.

Got to the ER (for rabies vax #3) just in time to see a 6'4" dude in his underwear run out of the building, try to steal an ambulance, get tased four times without stopping, and then run across the street and into the alleyway with all the taser cords hanging off him. Gotta love Mondays amiright

what was this about genuinely

Dylan Mulvaney popping up on RHOC is such a lovely and light moment that I very much needed rn

I’m sorry but Tamra saying over and over she can’t “throw away” friendships like Shannon is the exact same energy as Jax saying he can’t “throw away” a marriage like Brittney. gremlins.

Bought this used and it just arrived. Obsessed with this note and need to know the back story

Going to try and do this today. Quote by @austinkleon.bsky.social #scriptsky

Self soothing with my favorite activity: putting too many library books on hold

dahlia blossoms

Feel like a society should have to choose between guns for everyone and Machine That Makes You Insane for everyone

Wait so Solene *was* on Love Island?? So they cast her on Below Deck just to set up her being on Games 🧐 I'm not mad at it.

At least capitalism and the profitability:effort ratio should demand they process me and get me out of here quickly

In the ER and looking up the cost for a series of rabies vaccines