how cool would it be if she threw me off a building

I'm actually personally offended that there is a new HWs show out there starring Juliet Angus that I don't have access to.

"Except for New York and Drita." 🩷 #houseofvillains

We need to invent a Hall of Fame for Tiffany Pollard to be inducted into

I've never been the biggest Kate Chastain fan, but I am absolutely loving her in House of Villains. I think she just needed other (funnier and crazier) alphas around her.

Why do I have full body goosebumps watching Rob give Maura this bag on WWHL 😍 #thetraitorsus

#southernhospitality Is that Ally Lewber on a date at Republic?

Shoutout to every writer out there writing the kind of books fascists keep trying to ban.

I’m heartbroken for Mary omg … 😔🫶🏻🕊️ rest in peace Robert Jr.

I am alarmingly attracted to João this season 😩 #belowdeck

I honestly think that finding out Austen Kroll hates this show existing made me go from liking it to loving it

I've been honeymooning with Bravo lately. Persian Valley, Southern Charm, Summer House, BD, RHOP, The Rachel Zoe Project, VPR. Almost forgot these messy boos are back on our screen next week.

"I will drop you like the napkins I clean my nose with" is exactly why I watch Bravo TV

I am prepared to vote Flavor Flav for president if called upon.

Not even to a meeting with the French Foreign Minister?

turning on my lawn sprinklers in February in the foothills of Colorado because everything is fine and normal

super bummed The Valley P.S. is ending this week. It’s been a highlight of my week the last 7 weeks or so. seems like there’s a lot more there than only eight episodes.

Chicka-whee! #birds

iconic stuff

Curtis skipping the couples' trip... GOOD. tired of him preaching from his problematic pulpit #marriedtomed

Pitted Rivalry would heal me

We have until March 6 to comment on whether there should be one million more satellites in orbit or thousands of mirrors that reflect light back at Earth Jesus Fucking H Christ on a Pogostick

Bluesky is failing?!?? I think not!!!

I’ll never forget working at a local daily newspaper and my colleague who was 22 at the time leaving her home at 10:30p to follow police sirens in Breckenridge in the snow in her boyfriend’s beater to get the scoop. we were all making like $11-12 an hour. local journalists are built different.

I forgot how stacked Project Runway All Stars s7 was. Dimitry, Irina, Anya, Anthony Ryan, Seth Aaron. My goodness. Iconic.

“undiscovered” is a interesting term to use for multiple Oscar-nominated film and a bestselling author 😵‍💫 but I do appreciate the reminder bc Francis McDormand is great in this and I need to give it a watch again since I haven’t thought about it in 15 yrs

Chris on #LIB #loveisblind: I am not attracted to you and like someone else better, but I'm willing to go through the motions so I can keep filming and feel relevant 🤡 💩

There's only one type of three on three I like watching and it's not hockey Annnnnnd send

#loveislandallstars Sean and his sister are adorable. They also look ✨ exactly ✨ alike

Does anyone else's dog(s) demand to be patted on the back until they burp after meals, like they are a human baby, or am I doing something wrong

My sister in Charleston who never ever ever watched reality tv just told me she's been watching Southern Charm, Love Island, Love Is Blind, et. al. for the last two years and knows who Shep is and that he just gave her a "heyyyy ladyyy" while she was running today and he rode by on his bike

Ok onto #SummerHouse I LOVE all the new people! Mia is a bright light I want to fly toward. Also production so far has missed at least two opportunities to show a deep cut montage of Kyle storming off and saying he's being crucified or chastised after someone quietly giggled at the dinner table

#rhobh I choose to assume this comment is a direct dig at Sandoval, Jax, and Tom Schwartz specifically

#rhobh Personally, I don't find Brad Pitt attractive at all. Because of the wife beating.

Catching up on #RHOBH and um... is Erika talking about the time she was hooking up with Armie Hammer?

Obsessed with Sky's nails here #theothervalley

dot on tour dot lsd

This is such a cvnty line. Reminds me of Paige. #southerncharm

Th elder millennial urge to feel the rain on your skin

Did I miss Jesse Solomon getting roasted on here for his tile card? Bloomfs? Sorry if I missed it. I've been distracted by work lately.

I wake up every morning happy for Amanda Batula

this isn’t meant to be as shady as it’s gonna sound, but I think Wendy would be an incredible soap opera star #rhop

haven’t been able to watch the new ep of #TheTraitorsUS because whatever high pitched noise they use in the edit to instill a sense of doom is the scariest noise my dog has ever heard apparently and I can’t find my headphones

Sher saying Harrison is possibly more mature than she originally thought

So NBC can edit out the booing but we're stuck with the high-pitched whirring of the drones?

I’m done being responsible. I just want to get high and be told I am a cutie patootie.

Love this brunette shade on her awoooga

Watching a scary movie but Jason Bateman is in it so I feel like that evens things out and I'm safe

I can't do the LEAN without my dad's APPARATUS