Worked late and getting to the ball fields. Told “game time decision” on weather. 5:40 and no decision on 6 pm game

My neighbors were listening to some pretty cool music, until they asked me to turn it down.

Not gonna lie, this is a badass museum donation. 🇺🇸 Shonda Rhimes donated the Oval Office set from Scandal, the same one fictional President Fitzgerald Grant called home for seven seasons. Now it’s part of the Obama Presidential Center Museum

I feel really good about this

He has officially given up on the $1.776 billion slush fund. UFC fighters are backing out. He already had to cancel the Freedom 250 concert. Everyone hates him. Get ready for unhinged Trash Social rants. I'm so happy. - The Politics Chicks

We are at 38% We are supposed to be at 100% by 6/15 Need to be reviewing 80ish charts a day and we averaging almost 3.

While playing Lemonade. Girl, we all been there

Unfortunately, dad now thinks the antenna is a scam. He thinks someone will show up demanding money. He keeps asking me for the paperwork I signed for the antenna 🤸🏽‍♀️

My dad is trying to break up with the cable company. They had a system update and he’s very upset about channel changes. He also uses the wrong remote and smart TVs are not helpful. At all. Got my dad set up with an antenna for his bedroom and living room. He is about local news & politics.

Dr. Heavenly is/was running too

I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s already in my house. I need to eat the food that’s alr..

Lyrics for “Little Mermaid” were written by Howard Ashman, a gay man diagnosed with HIV in the midst of production. He also wrote the lyrics for “Beauty and the Beast” and died in 1991 just before its release. His partner accepted his Oscar. “Part of Your World” hits differently knowing this 🏳️‍🌈

lmfao

Watching women scream at each other about who took a bow off a cake or square footage is exactly the relaxing break from real world problems I need.

Update on my team. Maroon 5 Name given to us by iconically bad photography company. We don’t have outs in t ball BUT if we did, we would have had one last night on first! One runner confused about bases and ran to 3rd. One played in the dirt the entire time. Decrease from last year on both counts

I am getting a 4 pm break. I made a very MacGuyver aqua center for the 6 year-old in the backyard while I sit on a porch swing. It’s lovely. I still have to return some calls this evening 😩

4 hours until I can mentally, emotionally, and physically clock out from my life and be absorbed into Love Island

Also we are at 34% and I have given years of my life to this project We are supposed to be averaging 80 a day to stay on track. We are at 2.9!

Started at 7:30 this morning. My first opening for a break is at 4 pm. That’s subject to be changed to a later time

Also Kenzie first impression 😅

Every time I watch Love Island I more deeply understand where new viruses come from. Errybody gettin frenched tonight

Please only @ me about Love Island and Summer House.

LOVE ISLAND IS BACKKKKK

Excellent ball game conditions. My girls hit into the grass multiple times! I am here for it! Now to watch my other favorite sport, Bravo reunion specials. Shut the fuck up, Amanda

dear KU, just keep scorin' - that'd be neat

girl what in the bar rescue…? #RHOA

Very long day to the end of a very long short week. I was actually social and didn’t stay home to data reconcile

Jellybean is so obsessed with 5SOS. Just got tickets for the KC show this August. We are going to have a blasty blast.

Barbara Eden (left) and Elizabeth Montgomery (right). The picture dates back to 1967. The photo was taken in Los Angeles, at the Columbia Pictures film studio (more precisely, on the territory of Screen Gems). #Television

Update: I can only think about Summer House for the remainder of my work week. If you need more immediate assistance, it ain’t me.

We’re at 26% and I’ve spent hours and hours every day… 🙃

When can we order Shut The Fuck Up Amanda shirts?

They did “ear stuff”

A RHORI housewife liked my post on threads. 🥹

Using the door and Corvette to really understand the scale of their “project” vehicle

Saw this on my evening stroll. What type of flower is this?

G Wagon. G Wagon. All the housewives pullin’ up

i can’t believe i can’t even watch in the city after these reunions bc my brain can’t process anything else 😭

Walking into work hoping my co-workers are hungry cuz they’re about to get served

Yall I can’t focus on #InTheCity like my brain is fried

Circumcision Tylenol

David Bowie, Los Angeles, 1987, by Herb Ritts.

It feels like emotional whiplash going from the reunion chaos to this #inthecity

so thankful that KJ found family with Ciara and Mia #summerhouse

“That’s your wife she’s not my wife” CIARA BABY GIRL!!! AND LINDSAY ACTIVATED TOO?! #SummerHouse

if Andy looks at you like that you’re toast #summerhouse