No one: My cat at 2 a.m.: I bet I can jump through the Christmas tree

Hot Leftists Lab - is it a Hulu series or a small label indie band?

he's a little shit

well I bet that's a shitty idea

does that make "young whippersnappers" a redundant statement then?

Microsoft Teams Wrapped says I was given 89 minutes back from early meeting endings but 97 minutes were taken away from name-position intros

It'd be a good day for it to happen and also for the Royals to get a bat or two.

Inside you there are two wolves.

So am I.

The case for a stock trading ban

dude falls asleep during the day more than toddlers do - at least that's not a hint of circadian dysfunction related to dementia or we'd really have a problem (like someone posting a million times overnight or something)

That's why you fire another bomb at them, because you didn't see survivors.

my lower back is feeling very middle aged this week

Awaken the Old Gods and Resume the Old Ways Saturday Brunch Sunday

Cheers to you "Bud Light Real American Heroes Ad Campaign Reminder Guy"

An unbelievable tragedy has struck the oily rag museum

Okay J.B.

Even Hegseth's old Fox News colleagues are calling him out for throwing his subordinate under the bus.

It's canon that WWE superstars don't watch the shows, especially segments that would settle miscommunication issues, and apparently that couples don't see each other outside of the arena if one of them (Liv) is injured for a while. #wwengel

Jey Uso is gonna get so gassed during this crash out #wwengel

glad i white knuckled it here and almost got stuck to work for 4 hours

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Sometimes ya gotta make do and say "close enough" when cosplaying, Kash.

folks already playing christmas music in the building

well LFK has sure earned the F on these roads today. good god

I dunno man it just really seems like American universities have lost the plot over the past 30 years or so and while I too love college football and basketball, the people making key decisions at them don't seem to care about their educational mission at all

I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.

Respect to Mike Wheeler raw doggin' that hospital vending machine coffee. No fear on that young adult now.

nah, i'm done with this world, let's start over

I'm 40 percent pie at this point.

hell yeah

Sure why not - how well am I doin' @profanity.accountant ?

Played Baseball Simulator 1.000 on SNES with my 4-year-old nephew. He legit hit a bomb off the wall.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

If it happened today it'd be a little holiday treat.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Now I see why they wanted to rebrand to the Department of War. No one calls them 'defense crimes'

Trump has done so many worse things that tear down the East Wing of the White House but each time I'm reminded of it I revert to WTAF fuck mode and think he !!!!demolished the East Wing of the White House!!!

Plenty of time left for Daniels to throw a silly interception.

Lol you gotta be kidding me

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Chiefs get all the calls though

That was a silly throw

dad did not want to listen to post malone

Only counted like 12 "six seveeeen"s from the niece and nephews at lunch.

He is risen

Turn Down For What while Geoffrey the giraffe spins on the Toys R Us float is a moment.