To err is human. To arr is pirate.

Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me. Injuries were super fish oil.

Stars died so you could be here today.

Anyone else noticed how Nazi rallies get the go-ahead fairly easily from state governments, then the horrified public reaction is weaponised to pass anti-protest laws, which are then used to quash anti-genocide dissent and justify police assaults on small brown women? You picking up on this, too??

If I had a DeLorean, I’d drive it from it from time to time…

My most recent song is about Zombies. No one has ever suggested that I may have been making a political statement when I released it. It’s just some fun #DgarMusic ✌️😁🤘 ffm.to/dgarzombies

Just wanted to let all the wonderful people who have followed me for my music know that I’ll occasionally post a joke every now and then too. Proud Woman ~ #Dgar ffm.to/dgarproudwoman #DgarMusic #Australia #Indie #Rock #Music

I’ve never seen an aurora in person, but I tried to make some in #Blender3D for my short film and music video: Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) ~ #Dgar youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY #DgarMusic #Indie #Space #Rock #Music

"We're looking at vegan options, using meat."

Them: You really like playing guitar, don’t you. Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar. Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar? Me: …

Them: You really like playing guitar, don’t you. Me: Yes, I do. I love playing guitar. Them: Have you ever considered learning how to play guitar? Me: …

I’m going to go and stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I’m outstanding.

The best part of the Arbor Day parties is when everyone leaves

this joke is so dad it said my mowing pattern was all wrong

I used to hate facial hair. Then it grew on me.

I really like this 🤘

I’ve never seen an aurora in person, but I tried to make some in #Blender3D for my short film and music video: Space Pop (ft. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith) ~ #Dgar youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY #DgarMusic #Indie #Space #Rock #Music

I'm trying to remember what the French word for white is. My mind just keeps going blanc.

Y'know, all this could've been avoided if you'd only emailed that chain letter to ten people.

mastodon.social/@MythingPers... @dgar.bsky.social

The way to defeat an obnoxious dogma, is with a big stigma.

Them: I have some bad news. Me: Good thing I’m sitting down. Them: I just painted that chair.

I don't imagine there will be many people going on about it on here, but I just want to get in early and say #NupToTheCup Horse racing is barbaric, and it should be banned.

Removed all the mirrors from my car. Haven’t looked back since.

Them: Stop slamming the doors! Me: Jim Morrison was overrated!!

Irish Chili has only 239 beans. One more would be too farty.

There’s an island off the coast of Italy that’s home to Five Million Sicilian people! That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard of!

Them: I don’t really understand cloning. Me: That makes two of us.

There's a gang in my area and they recruit members by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don't join. But enough about the church...

I saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with a barcode reader. The look on their face was priceless.

Good morning. I see the assassins have failed again.

Me: There’s something wrong with my car. It’s making a horrible noise. Mechanic: Have you tried ejecting the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?

Carpenter Ants are just like normal ants, except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.

Doctor: I can knock out the patient using gas, or a boat paddle. It’s an ether / oar situation.

Doctor: I can knock out the patient using gas, or a boat paddle. It’s an ether / oar situation.

With the release of Windows 11 version 25H2, Microsoft has removed the option to create a local account during OOBE. Devices are now pushed to use Microsoft accounts for login. This poses a challenge for admins who rely on local accounts for support, recovery, or offline access.

#Dgar is a Digital Busker, creating music and throwing it to the abyss. If you would like to offer support, I have a Ko-fi page set up, but it’s not an obligation. Everyone’s free listen to my music. #DgarMusic Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com Music Profiles: ffm.bio/dgar Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dgarmusic

Getting paid to sleep would be the dream job.

Reading “How to Remove Leaves from your Lawn” by Ray King.

When is an airlock not an airlock? When it's a Dgar!! #Dgar Now listening to: Airlock ~ Dgar Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock

Drawing of a music teacher and student at a piano. This is called sheet music. You can show this to a "lead guitar player" to make them stop playing.

When is an airlock not an airlock? When it's a Dgar!! #Dgar Now listening to: Airlock ~ Dgar Bandcamp: dgar.bandcamp.com/track/airlock Other places: ffm.to/dgarairlock

It’s the start of the week, start of the month, and the start of a new season. It’s Always Monday On The Moon ~ #Dgar ffm.to/dgaritsalway... #DgarMusic #Music #MoonRock #Rock #IndieMusic

John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis) ~ Dgar dgar.bandcamp.com/track/john-m... #DgarMusic #Indie #Music

Sometimes, instead of trying harder, try softer.

1 like = 1 favorite album