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I found out that since moving out of my apt I've put on fifteen stress pounds, which is effing cray because I was already thirty-one pounds overweight, so...that's rad I guess.

Well, we know where we're goin' but we don't know where we've been.

One of the worst parts of being single is there's no one to braid my hair

God forbid a man brush his hair

Hit me with that 2nd Cycle Pass Bounce 20 minutes from now

This very long recording I'm working on is starting to make me question whether or not it has complete control over my consciousness.

California, T-1:00:00 before you have to put the weekend honey up. I suggest you spend it wisely.

One thing I really find interesting about my parents' generation is how many things they're willing to overlook before they call things "sexist," "racist," or "classist," but how few things they can tolerate before calling something "agist."

Why are people always angry about dating apps not working? None of these other apps work either!

Did you know that if there's no way for people to connect emotionally to your music, there's no way they'll consume the subliminal message ordering them to buy you a meal deal at your favorite meal marketplace

Just car tested something and am severely underwhelmed. Time to make shit louder, ig

What if our generation actually had like a bach or mahler figure but he just got hooked on snapchat and cocaine

went outside recently

Editing an 18:50 art piece is not for the faint of heart

Anti-trust law is so fucking outdated omg

My twenties was a period of working really hard to further other peoples' careers, and generally believing lies from people with alterior motives and cluster b personality disorders, and letting them get close to me

If you're an artist, and you're not sure what will help your mix, just ask the mixing engineer to add a ring modulator with sidechain compression on it set to "listen"

what did you dream? it's alright we told you what to dream

Remember back when if you wanted to talk to someone you would just call them?

Thankful fer y'all people

Me and the kid nicked off to the local amusement park today. We gon sleep well tonite!

Never a bad time to sub!

Next y'all're gonna come up with a metric measurement for time

I also got some Uncle Lee's Organic White Tea to throttle the caffiene intake. Might be my favorite tea ever.

Time to break out the weekend honey!

If you really start to think about it, potatoes are really fucking crazy

Right now I am really justifiably angry and I don't really know what to do with myself

Oh yeah it's because this is the correct expectation most of the time

This might sound crazy, but don't touch someone's laundry when they've explicitly requested that you not. It's extremely violating.

This might sound crazy, but don't "clean" someone's piano without asking them. It feels fucking violating.

You know what fucking sucks? Having a mood disorder.

Its crazy bc I think my body just expects to be harmed by life now

one woman one thousand babies 200 miles per hour Birthnado

Woah the internet is asleep. Type "56kb" in places where it takes up vastly more memory than that

I only tend to use hashtags when I'm feeling spicy

Gentle reminder to hydrate 💧

Let's see those second chins dads. Nat beauty is better beauty. #dadbodsummer #imrelaxed #fuckyourbeautystandards #alttext

Don't write checks Your MOHAYNOW can't cash

Holy shit what if someone took my skeets...out of context 😧

If I'm having trouble sleeping, it's usually due to all the crumpling sounds from the empty graham cracker sleeves and knocking flatware and plates off the bed when I toss and turn

Sometimes I like to repost a post with a lot of likes and reskeets to pretend it's a skeet I thought of and people liked and reskeeted it

Few things in life have been ass successful for me as p o s t i n g

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