Nick Offerman is amazing as Chester Arthur. Might not have needed to “act” for this one.

Went out to this jawn that is a former school. Called…wait for it…Old School Pizza. Place has some of the best za I’ve ever had and the walls are covered with all sorts a wacky shit. Nice couple two handful an arcade games.

We love to play in the leaves

Another false @hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo sighting. Dude looked like a hogsmythe but was probably half a foot short and 1800 miles off.

The hell is wrong with her??

Listen, I hate the guy, but if being a convicted child r***** isn’t enough, and it takes him consensually sucking a dick we’ve got things wrong. I want all the bad things to happen to him but also we gotta acknowledge sucking dick is not a crime.

Clementine (Sativa) 21.11%

People are singing along to John Mellencamp in the dispo. And when I say people I mean Boomers

Really stoked to go to bed early tonight, youse guys

You want some, uh, some, uh, chicken? You want some fried, uh…

Stuck underneath a Ford Edge. Pony tail is stuck in the driveshaft. Setting the dog free to find help

Can feel the “Summer Swell” of a mid November warm spell

OH MY GOSH HOW DID I MISS THAT FINAL SCENE IN THE CHAIR COMPANY THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED THIS?????!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty sure Jimmy Carter was the only decent human to be president

Watching The Town for the 19th time cuz why the funk knot?

They say we don’t experience boredom these days, then explain why I just opened LinkedIn????

They should invent 10 AM Northern Lights

MrBust

Why isn't it Friday today??

Josh McDaniels hasn’t nut or shit in four months

So yeah I’m enjoying Pluribus and after watching my guy do his esoteric breakdowns on it I’m excited for more. That said his breakdowns of Welcome to Derry have that show on another level for me right now too.

Kids these days will never know the beauty of sitting at your buddy Rick’s place playing euchre on lawn chairs cuz he had no furniture smoking mids wishing McDonald’s delivered

Good chance the Jets lose by 60 tonight

Steaming up a grilled shway and tom tonight. Mayo, no butter. Muenster, extra sharp, Monty-J, horsey varietals on nearly stale Sara Lee Artisano. Can of Progresso on the stove top. #menssoups #menssandwiches #menshealth

3250 seat concert occupancy? ✔️ World's Only Corn Palace? ✔️ Is it a sphere? ❌ Is it better than a sphere? ✔️

I’m technically banned for life from the high school my daughter is set to go to. I was fleeing an incident I did NOT take part in when I was caught by our Dean and their AD told them to “eat shit” and jumped in my friends car. He then sped off down a dead end in the parking lot and we got caught.

I bet RFK Jr has fucked a Minion™️

Maaaan…I’d love to see the auroras and stuff but I also want to go to bed. Much to consider

When that guy said “weed is tight” I don’t know why but I believe him

Still pissed I heard We Didn’t Start the Fire this morning.

Happy birthday @zzbenz.bsky.social thanks for rolling with my bad jokes and for letting be part of your fun slap adventure this summer!!!

Stomach full of chicken, heart full of cholesterol

DO YOU SEE????!!

Woke this morning with a stinging rash Every man rise from my ass

Steaming up some fried chiggen por le din din

it's hard to join a good cult these days

I think in the old days I woulda been one of those assholes who went around knocking on your window to wake you up for work. I think my desire to annoy transcends time

Welcome this is a hotdog

The Big Dipper hangs over our house in the woods this time of the year, among other things. Photo credit, my S.O. #aurora

Mmmm’yes

Beavis, drawn in the style of the T206 Honus Wagner

Play that spherical atrium in Reno you cowards

Keanu Reeves, noted movie star, is known best for his film Hardball.

They should build a sphere in a good city

Fucking idiots. The whole lot of them. JFC. What a waste of 40 days of real people’s lives.

Cuh-razy that Sam Darnold is MVP of the season ended today. Or at least you’d have to make a very good conversation as to why he shouldn’t.

Kevin Hart please report to the bottom of a volcano

Oh my gosh it’s only halftime in this Seahawrks game?!?

Is Pluribus that arcade cabinet that may or may not have existed? I could Google the show but I’m a lazy lazy man

Did you know the J in JJ McCarthy stands for Ass?