🧵 Years ago, I lived on شارع المدينة الرياضية in As Salt, Jordan. The regional World Cup games were happening & some teams were practicing down my street at the local sports city. I often would go to this track there to run. On this day, while I was running laps, the Iraqi 🇮🇶 national team…..

Goodbye Mama & Papa, goodbye Jack & Jill The grass ain't greener, the wine ain't sweeter Either side of the hill

It’s always beer:30 at the brewery

“This is just evangelical christian nationalist American fanatics vs. evangelical fanatical Shia Iran. A bunch of ultra religious apocalyptic loving assholes who have no business running a food truck let alone countries and wars.”

Wee moose morning ☕️ 🫎

As a life long outstanding sinner, I feel this award is also for me.

Arctic Fox porn. This popped up in my photo memories and you know, there’s just not enough Arctic Fox porn on Bluesky

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Best 18 minute move I’ve ever seen. Absolute cinema.

Vacuum the cat at least once a week

The Israel ambassador to the United Nations sounds exactly like Steve Martins ‘The Pink Panther’ character.

When my country re-starts our long standing policy to murder people in the Middle East, I turn off American news and turn on Al Jazeera.

Hitting play on the YouTube 1/29/26 second set Mexico Phish. I’m a sucker for a 4 song set and a sucker for a a good Ruby Waves. Also red wine. Slurp.

Good evening 🫎

Sunshine On my shoulders makes me happy Sunshine in my eyes Can make me cry Sunshine on the water Looks so lovely Sunshine Almost always makes me high —>6 mile run, 4 degrees

A visual tool for tracking US Dept of Homeland Security / ICE detention warehouse purchases and lease agreements across the country: Est. number of beds so far ~34,000 lookerstudio.google.com/u/0/reportin...

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

I could do this in half a day 😂

Every Friday, he does this.

Very happy to report that I have officially received my referee credentials to work the Phish matches at Dick's this Labor Day. Get training and see you on the pitch. #PhishDicks

Day moon 🔭

Well hello there little fella

Yesterday I ran outdoors in glorious 32 degree sun with no wind. Today I’m going outdoors to run in 2 degrees with -15 windchill. Run motherfucker, run 🏃🏻‍♂️

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me Fuck you #SOTU

First off, Michael Mann is my favorite director. Second, HEAT is my all time favorite movie. Third, I read the book HEAT 2 and absolutely love the prequel and sequel storylines. This is going to be a huge film. Looking forward to seeing these roles play out by the best of the best.

Moose kiss

A film that gave ‘Born Slippy’ to the world. That alone was worth its weight in gold. This was a film we watched a dozen times when it came out on VHS. Now?? Can’t even stream it. ‘Trainspotting’ was released 30 years ago today.

65 days till my next Phish show 🕺🏻

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ was A+++ material. Simple story to introduce characters with powerful statements on integrity and standing up for what is right. A brilliant tale. Loved every minute.

Tell Trey I just saw a moose sitting on a plane

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Arctic blizzard a blowing but my plane is in the air heading this way to get me, just need it to land…

My cottage in the woods, 900 miles south of me:

How to decipher the YEM vocal jam #phish

Good morning ☕️

He does doesn’t he?

These fuckers are everywhere doing the orange bastards bidding unchecked and without consequences.

Prince Andrew to seek asylum in the United States and join Donald Trump’s cabinet to avoid further persecution.

#Phish summer tour

Phish Summer Tour Dates Drop: Phish:

新年好

I miss JamBandSATprep.

Happy Valentines Day #funkybitch #phish

Good morning ☕️

2/13/26 - the math checks out

Was 32 degrees when I left my house for airport today, will be -32 with -60 to -70 range wind chill when I land north this evening. 64 degree temperature swing in state. Alaska is wild.

Cat selfie