Really warms the heart to see Tony Hawk in Billy’s IG comments 🛹 you too, @sulkirk.bsky.social

Wild that Billy was skating during the encore break. Billy rabbit, don’t you know tricks are for kids! Sk8orDie #BMFS 🛹

IT’S SHIT ASS, TREY!

Billy wrecks, Trey walks and my sister got the Philliest cake ever 💚🧡🖤❤️💙

So 🥵 relisten.net/phil-lesh/19...

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Tell me why my car was washed and immediately put in my garage, then wiped down whilst in sed garage and two days later is covered with a film of green pollen

So what if I cried at yoga over Oscar? Namaste 🙏

Dude FUCK the IRS

Still crying but trying to make jokes… what band is this?

Watching The Masters and crying bc Oscar went to heaven today 😭

1234567 All good children go to heaven

🚨 Certified banger 🚨 It caem on at Bar Taco and I sang every word with taco en mouth 🙅🏼‍♂️ youtu.be/P0FKzPfsxA4?...

We crushed Friday night… 🪩 Happy hour at the Vue in DC (overlooking the WH, saw Tr*mp’s helicopter takeoff but sadly it did not crash)🌇 🪩 Candlelight concert, The Beatles by rescue squad 🎻 🪩 LaMP w some great peeps 🕺💃 🪩 Ben & Jerry’s 🍦 @halleycomet3.bsky.social *we are currently crushing Saturday

LaMP appreciation skeet 🪩 @halleycomet3.bsky.social @juvenilesuccess.bsky.social @lebby.bsky.social

Merry Christmas 🌲

Johnny Blue Skies shitty arena tour presale happening now. Act accordingly

Steph goes… “why does the Easter Bunny have a microphone”

Happy Easter 🐰 youtube.com/shorts/I822h...

Everyone’s reaction when they learn that it’s @skoisirius.bsky.social birthday

I feel like this is some of my best work (I also hope TW gets the help he desperately needs)

Johnny Blue Sky: buy my new tape Also JBS: learn Roman numerals

This goes out to my man @scottmik104.bsky.social

Tiger Woods appears to be chasing the record for most celebrity automobile incidents the way he chased Jack’s major championship record 🐅

Hot doggin’ it out here w @timbercarini.bsky.social

Hello, friends

This will be my only* Phillies skeet of the MLB season. Go Phils ♥️🩵 #HopeSpringsEternal *first of many

It’s not too late ☘️

The chocolate chipper from Panera remains undefeated 🍪

March madness > Shear madness #dadjokes

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At a swanky DC hotel for a work event. Standing at the valet, a guy looks at me and asks “Mr. Trump?” So I have two questions… 1. Do I look like one of his kids? 2. How hard should I punch this guy?

On March Madness Eve I’m getting all weepy watching Jimmy V’s speech from the ‘93 ESPYs. What a beautiful message that transcends sports. Life may be hard, it may not be everything we want, but we are so lucky. youtu.be/HuoVM9nm42E?...

What’s Irish and stays out all night? Patty O’Furniture ☘️

Sláinte or whatever ☘️

‪Another St Patrick’s Day where I’m reminded of the time my car broke down on the way to this show and I missed the Rubin & Cherise‬ bust out 😤☘️ relisten.net/grateful-dea...

Things I’ve done during my 6 week career hiatus (not in order): - Played a round of golf - Went on an impromptu surfing trip - Got on Steph’s nerves a bit - Resisted the urge to call into Philly sports radio - Didn’t resist the urge to argue about politics on Facebook - Landed a better job 🥳

The drive to the Reston McDonalds from my place is exactly as long as the Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues from this show ☘️

Today* is a great day to listen to 3/15/90 #HappyBirthdayPhil *everyday relisten.net/grateful-dea...

Beware of St Ides in March* *always

#1 Dealing Dealer

Rainbow Kitten Surprise found bros, tweens, emo, goths, youngs and olds alike all vibing. Music is beautiful. Not too many colors in the audience though… whiter than a Kenny Chesney concert 🌈

My buddy and I making Brent-themed lost wetsuit puns… You lost your wetsuit on Hey Pocky Away You to your wetsuit: You don’t know how easy it is to Lose you It Blew Away Some hitchhiker found it and said “I will take you home” #Brentsuit

Yesterday it was 85° Today it’s snowing

Congrats to some lucky wook on ground scoring a barely used Rip Curl wetsuit on the Fairfax County Parkway this week Related, I’m in the market for a new wetsuit 🤦‍♂️

Tiny desk is modern day MTV unplugged

Finished with a 325yd drive, stuck the approach to about 4’ and yes, missed the birdie putt 😭

4 putted the first green… shoulda’ stayed in San Diago