Stroud heard that Josh Allen was the best QB in the league and decided to model his playing after him

Awww both Bosa brothers eliminated from the playoffs in the same day. I hate to see it 🫣🫣🫣

Let’s go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!

Refs have been helping the broncos all season 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Are we done glazing Josh Allen yet?

I hate Kevin Putalo

There’s too many Seans in the NFL

My SIL (and I) got kicked out of a bar tonight but in her defense she was standing up for her man, and the bartender was being an f-ing bitch

Love to hear “it’s nice to see you with your clothes on” from an old guy bellied up to the bar* *He’s on my swim team lmao

The other day I put on my boots with jeans to go grab dinner and I said “shit I feel like this makes me look like a republican” and my little baby brother (21 yo) goes “it doesn’t matter what you look like, it only matters how you vote” 🥹🥹🥹

If you’re rating a Hendrix album with 2 stars and using the word “esoteric” in your review it says a lot more about you than it does the album

Why does this look like how it feels to grade a 7th grader’s notebook??

WE DID IT, EAGLES FANS!!!!!!!!

My purse is currently full of emergency Hi-Chews and Taco Bell hot sauce

Reminder to myself 😭😭😭😭😭 go Texans?!

Trying not to unfollow everyone who’s posing anti-eagle propaganda

Holding on that play BTW

First flag on Hurts all season????????? WOW

I feel so bad for this offense. They deserve so much better.

I can’t watch this football team play another week!!!!!!

Many people said “are you going to the game? You’re going to the game, right? Why aren’t you going to the game” THANK GOD IM NOT AT THIS GAME

BOO LOUDER

IT WAS IMMINENT

Tough weekend for George Kittle 😢

Just remember, Eagles fans, we just won the Super Bowl… and broke the Chiefs in the process. It’s honestly better if we lose this game so we can fire KP ASAP.

Anyone out there not expect that fist play call????? KMS

Wake the fuck up, Q

How can you not love the city of Philadelphia 💚

We will get by

Awe man. Bad time to log on while we’re in a fucking Uber

Morning cone

I thrifted $250 boots for $28 today!!!! 2026 is the year of good thrift finds, I declare it!!!!

We definitely had a double dose of edibles tonight (on accident)

Go Phish, go flyers, but most importantly GO BIRDS

A man next to me just goes “it’s Phish night you know” so I said “yeah we just got our shirts” (I’m also wearing phish earrings) then he yelled “play Carini” and I gave him a pity laugh and he goes “oh you know that?”

Not bad for a Thursday

If you’ve never been to the Philly sports complex, prepare to be amazed: you’ve got football, baseball, hockey, basketball, a casino, and in the middle a sweet bar with a mechanical bull. I’m so EXCITED!

Almost forgot it was a school night and now I need to remember to turn off my social media blockers so I can use my phone at the hockey game tonight!!!

Proud to report I’ve had a glass of milk every night this week #MilkyJanuary

Ok Philly trip this weekend @samantharoze.bsky.social @beckymayyy.bsky.social when are we going to Oscar’s???

I need advice from the active queens ‼️ Where are we buying our active wear? I obviously don’t want to break the bank, but I’m willing to pay a little more if it’s actually good quality and worth it!

Today is one of those days where my students are so unbelievably quiet it’s making me uncomfortable!

Lunch + current read Salmon, rice, jalapeño, and mango: it’s so good!

This lunchbox was the Christmas gift I asked for this year from my dad and I love her soooo much! She’s honestly too insulted and I can barely fit my containers inside but she’s SO CUTE

Yes I just showed my students a video of dancing milk cartons and now they think I’m actually insane

Tbh that 7/18-7/26 run would be geographically perfect for me and my summer schedule 🥰

Guess what movie we went with: we’re currently listening to a Philly Soul playlist, and making cheesesteaks

Why can’t you watch Netflix in 2x speed yet?

Me and all the fellow set break ice cream heads in the audience: 😝💖

HNY I just ate tums for the first time