A Guinness and an Irish Goodbye hate to see me coming

My seasonal depression spans from the first day of DST-spring break

Just a reminder that the Olympics may be over but we still have the Paralympics starting on March 6, and you should absolutely tune into those as well 🫶🏻

I went to deliver a Chromebook to a student I had last year this morning so I walked in and said “I have a pizza delivery for Tanka Jahari” and it got a few chuckles but I think it would have done better later in the day

It’s the 5th day of March and I’m already sick of being a teacher in March

I really think “drum” should be spelled “drumb”

I couldn’t tell you the last time I was excited to see a new movie but I CANNOT wait to see Project Hail Mary

Imagine sending me this email asking me to read such an obviously written-by-AI paragraph that correctly used 3 COLONS

About once a week I get so pissed off at my 7th period that I have to sit down and say “I’m done teaching you guys work together to figure it out” and today they were analyzing a poem and I told them there 2 metaphors and 5 similes and they were all freaking out because they found way more metaphors

“I wanna make America not suck again” Sturgill, I love you

I had a whole group of kids in my room at lunch the other day talking about books, their library cards, and asking to get their phones (ILLEGAL- I let them) so they could log into Libby on their Chromebooks.

Are you guys familiar with pizza beans?

Oops I just found a whole protein bar in my washing machine

Idk maybe this is just me, but if I was announcing a new war, I don’t think I’d do it wearing a baseball cap…

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The US men’s hockey team is on the front line going over to Iran, right??

I didn’t even know it was Phish on-sale day, because I’m a girl, and that’s not my job

My dad calls me elitist eurotrash when I eat caviar and I think it’s the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂

How do I make sure everyone at wegmans knows I just worked out and I’m not dressed like a slob?? Should I tell them?

Old friends I haven’t talked to since college are sending me feminist shit on instagram 😭😭😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

The disrespect that was shown to the women’s team is deeply affecting me, and I might never stop thinking about it.

If you haven’t read this trilogy yet, and you’re still outraged by the men’s hockey team, now’s the perfect time 🫶🏻

Hahahah I actually agree, I think he should be impeached if the women don’t make an appearance at the White House hahahahah

The U.S. Women's Hockey Team says it is declining President Trump's invitation to attend his State of the Union address, a day after the president jokingly told the U.S. men's hockey team that he would be impeached if he didn't also invite the women's team.

Decided to log off and listen to my audiobook but then got to this line in chapter 17 of Brandi Carlisle’s book “I thought about our sneering president and the way he laughed at people who were suffering. I thought about the little girls who wanted a female president”

And if I’m, gold medalist, Ellen Weinberg-Hughes I’m lecturing the fuck out of my fuck-ass sons

Our sitting president invited the men’s hockey team to the White House (obvs) but on the call he said “I guess I have to invite the women too… or I’ll probably be impeached” 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Just a reminder that the Olympics may be over but we still have the Paralympics starting on March 6, and you should absolutely tune into those as well 🫶🏻

The fact that mail-in rebates still exist is kind of blowing my mind. But I just got $12 check for some wine I bought a few weeks ago 😂😂

What the actual fuck does this mean 😂😂😂😂😂

The Canadian team is also just objectively hotter

I really don’t get why this is such a rivalry. They all play in the NHL which spans the US AND CANADA.

Canada didn’t lose to the USA, Canada lost to Connor Hellebuyck

Oh shit we cursed him

To be clear, I am rooting for Quinn Hughes and his army of ghosts, but I don’t care about any of these other US players

Is this a safe space to admit something???

Um this is delicious!!!!

Leaving the restaurant we saw a few ~clearly 7th graders~ walking down the st screaming and being obnoxious. So I was starting at them so they yell “what are you looking at?” And not knowing that I fuck with 12 year olds I yelled back “are you okay????”

I am absolutely LOVING Brandi Carlisle’s audiobook, with her songs being the best part!! But it’s so annoying having the change the speed every time she picks up the guitar 🤣

The Women’s US Hockey Team has a consensus: We don’t support fascism. The Men’s US Hockey Team has vocal MAGA supporters with no noticeable dissent, and they were taunting Greenland. The team I can support got gold, but the men had better lose to Canada.

Binghamton Senator, Mark Stone, approves this message 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

What the hell am I going to do when the Olympics are over and I can’t wake up and immediately start crying over a Norwegian cross country skier???

If someone asked me if I was funny on purpose or on accident I would be deeply insulted

TJ’s should always have a dark chocolate option, because these are delicious but they would absolutely SLAP if they were dark chocolate. (Also keep them in the freezer)

Brady Tkachuk you’re ugly as fuck

I have 3 kids in my 8th period so I put on the hockey game and gave them my leftover popcorn from lunch 🤣🤣

I had no idea it was new Hilary Duff music day!!!!! I hope you’re having a great Friday @groovytony.bsky.social

Just got the random “two hour delay” text on my way to swim LFG

If you’re not keeping meal prepped burritos in your freezer what are you even doing?

Lmao today a kid who is trying to suck up to me hardcore shared in our discussion “one of my favorite bands is The Grateful Dead and my favorite GD song is The Wheel”