RIP Diane Keaton.

@hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo you trying to get us to call you dick shoes?

Just came from the framer.

I just listened to a podcast recap of the Hampton shows. It was like listening to a thread I muted but it keeps popping up anyway. These ppl don’t like phish.

Sobbing in the truck to Story Corps.

Post of me from a different era: Me 10 years ago the day before the Bighorn 100 in WY.

Imagine telling the guy who wrote the Wire that he needs an idiot machine to help him transition scenes. That thing was TRAINED on his writing.

Harvard and Google AI mapped one cubic millimeter of a human brain. It took up 1.4 petabytes of storage just in pictures of the specimen. So the entire brain would take ~ 1.6 zettabytes of storage, cost $50 billion, and require 140 acres. It would be the largest data center on the planet— one brain.

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

I found out I’m not the only weirdo obsessed with Phish. There are a bunch of otherwise normal, professional, sometimes pillars of their community that love them as much as I do. Most of them are absolutely delightful in person.

@marcbrownstein.bsky.social I have a student that lives bass and he needs to interview a bassist for a school project. Can he interview you? Dm me for my number. He is available m-f 8-3 eastern time

Imagine just finding out now that Wells Fargo is horrible.

The world is burning. Took a mental health day and going to lose myself in a book. Someone in here recommended this a feels weeks ago.

The pain of selecting and buying a voluptuous, sensual head of garlic, breaking off a plump, curvaceous clove and finding out it’s actually six sliver-like cloves

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

When the biggest shitposter on here starts sounding the alarm, it’s bad.

Romcom in which an aging pop star wishing to prolong her wild popularity makes a contract with a sports league losing viewers to “date” a player of their choice in exchange for a certain amount of publicity and then falls in love with his massive hog

The Keith Urban story reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once, “yeah she looks great but someone, somewhere is sick of her shit right now” Applies to men an women.

Someone pointed out ~9k people managed to run the Portland Marathon and half-marathon today. Pretty impressive for a war zone.

Fall is where it’s at folks.

Called a goose a 'fucken swole duck' and that's when the fight started

Another day of fucking off in the mountains. Truly grateful for this life.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

I’ve got a couple extras for David Byrne on Friday at Radio City. Pretty good seats in the orchestra. Hit me up if you’re interested.

It’s October 3rd bitches. IYKYK.

I have no scientific data to back this up but a 56° fall bike commute will make you feel so much better about the world. #bikesky

This song begs for a Phish cover.

Wifey made soup on her lunch break

Sent my apprentice to get lunch and he came back with a GOBBLER! My favorite time of year.

Good luck with the all white male UFC podcast armed services. I'm sure they'll come in handy when six nerds in China who can't do a pushup turn off our power-grid.

Kegsbreath is that 18 year E6 that sits across from you on the mess deck complaining about how the military is soft and woke now and how much tougher it used to be. Except he’s in charge.

Bringing back hazing huh?

Soon all the cranberry bogs will be harvested and the world will once again share in our bounty of bitter, bitter fruit

I’ve never asked for a miracle or help finding a ticket but I’m gonna break that and put this out there, if anyone has or knows any extras for SCI’s show at the fillmore saturday I’m trying to get one or two if possible ✌🏼

I know y’all are watching football right now, put on Task afterwards. It’s really good.

So Trump refused to let Charlie Kirk use a "medbed" after being shot. Crazy if true.

Drove by the Scope today (sister ship) in Norfolk. Would love to see a show there someday.

Reading about Branford and the Dead. How it came to be makes the sweet sounds so much better.

28 Years Later or Weapons?

Fuck every one of these baby-killing motherfuckers talking about wounded knee. No one in my bloodline has taken a scalp for a long time…

Jets for lunch.

A boyfriend once told me that the head of a human penis evolved its shape to drag other males' semen from vaginas. He told me this during dinner, when i introduced him to my parents. My dad still slyly works the phrase "on the downstroke" into as many conversations as he can.

governor threatens teenagers

We need a third, more confusing band named GUUSE

"My shirt that says I didn't stab anyone at the Phish show is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt"

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

If one more person asks me if I stabbed someone at the phish show, I’m going to stab someone at work.

My row in sec X during 2001 last night.