Phish fans be like that

Creatine farts. Woof.

What I love about The Pitt is it validates the inherent worth of all humans (despite their flaws) no matter their race, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or health status. Its message is radical empathy for humans. It’s a fuck you without saying it to a certain political movement.

[wine tasting] SOMMELIER 1: *sips* Hmm, I’m not detecting any overtones or undertones, but there are definitely some mighty mighty bosstones SOMMELIER 2: *nodding* That’s the impression that I get

Riding sun-dappled single track. Collecting fine spider webs.

Oof, unforced error.

I was given free tix to a jamband show Saturday. I’ve heard of them but know nothing. Friend that gave tix is way into them. Should I do some targeted listening or going raw dog?

Resetting this to save. It me.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has announced a new deal with Iran where they do whatever they want whenever they want and he stands there with his tiny dick in his tiny hand.

Every year I continue to be disappointed by ham.

Wish I was a record-breaking distance from earth

Stage 1 of spring break 26 is in the books. About 50 downhill runs over 2 days in lovely SC hill country.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Stopped to gas up near Charlotte, ran my card, stuck the nozzle in the tank and blanked out. Did a bunch of other stuff, put the nozzle back and started driving. Realized as I was getting on the highway that I had pumped ZERO gas.

lol, didn’t think that store name through.

Artemis matches the Lego we put together last year.

I’ve been listening to Mutiny After Midnight every time I get in my truck and it’s flawless. The lyrics make me wanna fuk and fite.

That's right

The Zyrtec/Flonase combo is coming in clutch so far. Swimming in a sea of tree skeet here in VA.

“Ive got that Hunter Biden energy”

Project Hail Mary was fun, not great.

Steal picanha. Melt in the mouth delicious.

Gaetano Tommasi (Italian Artist, born 1973) "La grande armonia (The great Harmony)", 2019. Oil on Canvas, 60 × 40 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

microplastics rock, i just nutted a lego and i can hear wifi signals now

Fear Factor for MAGA guys but the challenge is just riding the subway and there's a Black guy with a folding bike on board

Just rolled up to a house for a no-power service call. Walked in and the place was full of LP gas. Homeowner couldn’t even smell it. Backed out quickly.

@faineg.bsky.social I thought you might like this graphic. It's an issue I wasn't aware of, although I'm sure you are. www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

It was so nice yesterday I was napping on a bouldering pad in the driveway. Wife snapped a pic of a skink checking out my digs.

@justinalevine.bsky.social happy birthday brother.

Run gym coffee joint race brunch mimosas joint nap blowjob.

RIP Robert Mueller, he was preceded in death by the Rule of Law.

Vaxxed?

Took a break from JGB this morning for my fave Allmans tune (with bonus Branford)

i promise you that whatever you think will happen next won't

RIP chick norris, a real piece of shit who people fondly remember because of some cringey internet jokes from 2004

san francisco residents keep an eye out for the new Crimson Waymo, the only driverless car that has been legally authorized to hunt down and run over the elderly

The last 55 seconds of this song are Sturgisco-Biscuits.

This song FUCKS.

No notice, just showed up. LFG.

Praise Jah for buspirone.

Afroman 2028

Someone in PA caught the Cleveland meteor on his dashcam driving towards NE Ohio. Source: x.com/hankf330togo...

Who saw/heard the meteor?!

The gays of Hormuz would never

My Sturgill CD hasn’t even shipped. I didn’t realize the “outlaw” tag applied to merch sales as well.

Happy for y’all that are stoked for the coffeehouse/sing-along tour.