history has been postponed until we can figure out what’s going on

sometimes i impulsive buy some fairly cheap random thing on ebay and it’s like a nice little gift when it shows up after i completely forgot about it

the people of iran are saying “thank you mr. president trump for not nuking us you have saved us from your nukes by deciding not to kill us all”

the art of the deal is starting some shit then backing off with numerous concessions

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

it’s going to be so nice when we never have to hear that deranged motherfucker’s voice again

the greatest value in life is knowing you’re not alone and others feel the same feelings you do

i don’t think many realize just how bad things are going to get

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

we should probably stop our mad king before he literally goes scorched earth

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

a better world is possible cause hell it can’t get much worse

not a great feeling for americans with any moral compass living in and being citizens of the most unhinged terrorist nation state on earth

the u.s. has been and continues to be synonymous with genocidal aspirations for world dominance

democrats will be like “we are deeply troubled that trump has nuked iran without our permission. we wanted to be the ones to approve nuking iran”

the thing that could happen truly needs to happen immediately

happy friday to all who celebrate friday on a monday

toying around with invoking force majeure but idk

i ask this about kim gordon all the time

@jaketapper.bsky.social imagine if you pooped your pants on live television and everyone kept calling you “jake crapper”

the easter story is that a bunny laid eggs and the chickens didn’t like that so they crucified him

i love to live my personal life privately

trump is going through the stages of grief for the grief he brought on himself

legitimately thought it wasn’t real. but it is. nothing is real anymore

*movie trailer guy voice*

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

i love downloading and watching pirated p2p file shared movies

every time i think of starting a podcast i’m immediately like “oh god, i’m thinking of starting a podcast” and get depressed

pretty sure if you showed miyazaki hayao a studio ghibli style AI generated image irl he would kill you immediately

every generation has their traumatizing publicly televised explosion

entering the “blanket realm” if anyone needs anything

1.no it doesn’t 2.please shut the fuck up

i’m the reverse indiana jones. i take things from museums and put them in booby-trapped temples

talking with people about societal collapse more and more lately

they’re launching my cryogenic chamber into space so an intergalactic species can figure out what to do with me in the distant future. ah well

the funny thing about saying “writers use AI” is if they use AI they aren’t writers. because they aren’t writing

i’m not like the “durr sportsball dumb and bad” type of person but also not into following sports/teams. not sure where that puts me tbh

if there aren’t trees or a forest on the moon i’m not interested

yeah i support our troops. i support our troops getting the fuck away from all other countries

(the far right intentionally does something evil) neolib legacy media: why would the left do this

i am a threat to cheese security. cheese is not secure around me

(story describing issues all caused by capitalism) yet we simply can’t know what caused it

continuing to get a lot of mileage out of this

in a way the u.s. has succeeded in reducing iran’s missile supply since they’ve been using them to strike israel and strategic points in the region. well done guys

the dinosaurs didn’t die for their bones to be used for this shit

i would never go to the moon because they don’t have a nice couch to lounge on up there