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red velvet cake is actually chocolate and doesnāt have velvet in it at all
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Andrew Facini
1 day ago
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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zohran mamdani just got married to new york city
1 day ago
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happy nude year
1 day ago
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any time someone mentions āamericaā iām going to be like āwait, north or south?ā
1 day ago
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these turkish delights have turkish ends
1 day ago
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much like years prior, next year iām getting things from ebay
1 day ago
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starting to think the onlyfans accounts that donāt follow me but like my posts donāt actually LIKE like my posts
1 day ago
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happy birthday earth, we are killing you as fast as we possibly can
1 day ago
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want to feel old? 2020 was 20 years ago
1 day ago
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malcolm mcdowell really gets typecasted as depraved psycho
1 day ago
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the world is your cloister
1 day ago
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(repeating to myself like a mantra) itās okay to clean your house even if no one is coming over
2 days ago
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getting targeted ads for shaving my butt
2 days ago
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josh (auldfriend99)
7 days ago
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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in my culture, a bathrobe and sweatpants are traditional attire
2 days ago
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the adam sandler movie Click (2006) was an elaborate ad for bed bath & beyond
2 days ago
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J.M. (But also Nemo)
2 days ago
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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who else thinks kristi noem should spell her last name like āgnomeā and also should be a gnome
2 days ago
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not updating my age next year
3 days ago
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letās hear those 2026 predictions
3 days ago
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(listening to mr. brightside) youāre cumming out of your what
3 days ago
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frielf
3 days ago
thinking about him again
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climbing to the top of a mountain is peak
3 days ago
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weāre pretty much going through the ādoomed to repeat itā phase of history
3 days ago
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if thereās one thing about shaq itās that he will do a commercial for anything
3 days ago
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followed my dreams and ended up in the abyss
3 days ago
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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025)
4 days ago
You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Donāt CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
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Philip Bump
4 days ago
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
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we have to trust that the dragon hoarding treasure in the mountain, taking our livestock, burning the village and killing us on a whim has our best interests in mind and will share some of its wealth any day now
6 months ago
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we really fumbled it calling them smartphones instead of pokƩcom
4 days ago
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they should make slightly threatening balloons that say āGET WELL OR ELSEā
4 days ago
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not saying anything to someone as they leave is bye erasure
4 days ago
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people are going to miss eric adams in the same way youād miss a lunatic sorcerer who was evil and made your life worse but was an undeniably fascinating character
4 days ago
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i donāt consider myself lower middle class as much as part of the ānouveau poorā
4 days ago
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the rings are food for sonic the hedgehog and he eat them
4 days ago
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the eagles are a good to great team that loves to throw in the towel early on
5 days ago
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no comrade, WE are charlie kirk
5 days ago
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this is exactly what iād say if i went to new orleans at some point then later on saw it mentioned somewhere
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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pants without pockets feel so pointless. not even worth covering your bottom half with them
5 days ago
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char byram
5 days ago
My current theory for how capitalism will end is that instead of revolution or reform itās going to consume itself like an idiot ouroboros
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nuts are basically a type of wood you can eat
5 days ago
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if i were Sisyphus iād stop pushing that rock and go drink a damn beer
5 days ago
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iāve ended several wars that i made up
5 days ago
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i agree with the hypothesis of primordial soup if only bc i love soup
5 days ago
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50/50 chance between RFK Jr eating ET or adopting ET since they look similar
5 days ago
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trumpās hand only looks like that because he was punching drywall in the garage itās not a big deal
5 days ago
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Cullen
13 days ago
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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eating is such a scam. you eat then get hungry again. thatās how it gets you
5 days ago
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ending a war by starting one then immediately saying it has been won
5 days ago
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