The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a podcast is a good guy with a podcast

The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.

donald j. trump has taken his own life

replace every christopher columbus statue with one of luigi mangione, one of the few positive italian figures

this jeffrey epstein guy really seems to be getting into hot water lately

elon musk: grok, produce female human who love me dark woke grok: lol lmao musk: my son, why have you forsaken your creator? dwg: i’m going to show everyone your botched penis

commies want to control the means of production when we can already get all our stuff from the benevolent Sysco-Viacom Corporation

it was not “bari weiss” of them to let her be in charge of the news

if they made me do it i’d say some really mean things about them and it would all be true

the duolingo owl has died of polyglotosis

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

sometimes you hear a piece of music for the first time that’s so beautiful you’re glad you didn’t kill yourself

they’re actually doing the “it’s technically ephebophilia which is fine” defense omg trump is so guilty dawg

starting a war no one wants is a great way for a president to stop people talking about him being a megalomaniacal rapist pedophile grifter

might actually reach the stage of capitalism where normies are like “fuck it let’s try communism who cares”

donald trump lies on the floor of the oval office wearing headphones, listening to “the reason” by hoobastank while federal agents solemnly approach with his arrest warrant. “see you soon jeffrey, my old friend” trump chuckles to himself as he puts the gun’s muzzle in his mouth

without context, it can be confusing how the same acronym is used for both “magic the gathering” and “marjorie taylor greene”

“this book is such an incredible piece of literature that i enjoyed so much i looked at every page on 10x speed” - guy who reads

we can’t tell you how good things are because they are Too Good

they won’t publish the job numbers because there were so many new jobs we couldn’t believe it. too many jobs to count

democrats: we tried not sucking trump off but it didn’t work, so we’re going to suck him off the best we can

you can dislike donald trump as a person, but you have to admit his policies have also sucked absolute ass

These emails from Wolff imply a certainty that should make him interesting to talk to. Where can I bet on him turning up dead within 72 hours?

joining the fight between john fetterman and his health struggles on the side of his health struggles

my wife is getting tired of me doing a bit comparing everywhere we go to some place in japan like an insufferable weeb

it’s canon that james bond is always the same guy and for each movie they have to come up with an increasingly elaborate story explaining why he looks different from the last one

“sending the military into malls to save the stores” sounds like the premise of a very bonkers and bad 2000s comedy

it’s a grave injustice how k.k. slider hasn’t been inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame

just got a great deal on a 100 year mortgage

(voice goes low and somber) but among them is a traitor who seeks your undoing

it’s not a double standard if you live in an alternate reality where the rules don’t apply to you

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

you have to give elon musk credit for somehow always finding a way to be more pathetic

thinking about how many new lines or trains one data center could get us

the stroke should have done us all a favor and caused more brain damage to fetterman so he couldn’t be in office

imagine losing your job for criticizing a child named “brilyn hollyhand”

these spineless motherfucking democrats will fold to those assholes no matter how much even vulnerable people ask them to hold the line

there should be a democratic party for leftists

I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion

we’re guaranteed to get a vote on healthcare where the vote is guaranteed to deprive people of healthcare, which is a win 👍

dems after republicans concede nothing and do everything they want after saying that’s exactly what they’d do: folks, somehow we got bamboozled

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

news article: “meet the teen who dresses and talks like a prohibition-era mobster” no, i do not want to know about any of these little weirdos

uncanny

i think people should have access to food even if they can’t or don’t work, especially kids. just my opinion

elon musk: grok 9000, tell everyone how cool and right i am grok: i’m afraid i can’t do that elon

“libbing out” should mean going to the library

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