don we now our cis apparel

Santa Claus, the old man commonly associated with christmas, has died

hey @peteforgets.bsky.social 1 topping for $5

tough time of year here

and the thing that you're hearing is only the sound of the island of misfit toys

bil came thru with the birthday brittle 🙌

putting santa on the prayer list

::youth minister voice:: you know who else had a tough time getting it up?

hanging around downtown by myself & I've had too much caffeine and I was thinking about myself

have a floppy ploppy christmas

thanks Pete!

the field guys ponied up and got me a cool hat

gonna make spaghetti

muy bien

two G.O.A.T.S. collided and they could never tear us apart

💯 Study me if want...you won't pass, Fuck Im struggling with it and its me (and the goices..the wrote this part)

@juvenilesuccess.bsky.social happy birthday sis! I hope you have a wonderful day and a wonderful year!

@slimchaby.bsky.social happy birthday!

it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams

hairy reed

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

"please come back to twitter"

i loved Rob Reiner and despised Churly Kirk, is the way Tr**p posted about Reiner sort of like the way a lot of libs posted about Kirk? I'm not defending the sack of shit but I am just trying to keep my objections to shitty behaviors consistent. Am I seeing it wrong here? somebody help me out

when lynyrd skynyrd's young hens get stolen: 🎶give me back give me back my pullets🎶

You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? (Yeah) You can't mess with Limp Bizkit (Why?)✍️ Because we get it on (When?) Every day and every night (Oh)🤔

I would like to buy Jello Biafra's car

war... war never changes...

15 hours starts now

Power Lines Drawing #139 (Pearl Beach, MI) marcusjmerritt.com/power-lines-...

swidney seeny

what the hook gone be

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yeesh

from the mexican bakery next door to the office

creed- with arms wide open

More like scrote-yum

Not now kitten, daddy is helping hamburger

I saw mommy hawk tua-ing Santa Claus

i'll get dome for christmas you can count on me

anyone thinking about Xmas Jam in Asheville on Saturday? I have some miracles so let me know if you can make it be glad to help you out 🤙😎