Release the Lindbergh files!

@hotsoupski.bsky.social I should have gotten one

The Phish fans are at it again.

@peteforgets.bsky.social you know who never complains? moe.rons

This guy has clearly never experienced Philadelphia humidity. www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/buc...

I’m at $150/$800 Im panicking because I spent all my money at his last appointment and he NEEDS this procedure. Please share. Please. He’s my family.

New Squeaky Feet song rips.

Thank you Dr Mengele

Prices have dropped slightly

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One of the rudest things you can do is text someone a link to an article

I brought tuna salad for lunch and I don’t even want this trash now.

Me and my friends have come up with the better plans on a 3 day bender around a kitchen table at 4 am.

Time for first lunchies.

do cardassians have nipples

Happy Birthday Sulliver. May all your browns be hashed.

People that spam Teams messages instead of just sending one. I wanna honk them on the head.

Just realized I haven’t used my readers all day and can read just fine. WTH man.

@hotsoupski.bsky.social I met a bay last Sunday in Hampton and it actually didn’t think I was a piece of shit.

People that understand satire/sarcasm.

I was trying to check out the cool hip band Geese and accidentally listened to several minutes of the amiable jam band Goose instead and I was like damn I am way out of touch with the trends. It’s amazing how many ways you can become your father all at once.

Game 1 of the NLDS in Philly next Saturday better not be during the Goose show.

I still think the Borne outro sounds like the Oh Sweet Nuthin jam.

Maybe a coffee shouldn’t cost as much as a meal.

Everything is so fucking stupid.

Schwarbomb number 56 of 50 is his longest of the season. 468 feet.

Phillies crankin today baby.

Happy birthday to my friend @peteforgets.bsky.social . I hope he hears Goose all day today.

Art by • Ellie Livingston

Went suicide wings

It would be funny if he collapsed on live tv.

What a fun weekend. Thanks had such a good time. Go Birds

Rapture my balls.

This line is abysmal

Vote with your dollars.

There’s actual cops in the venue.

@bungle094.bsky.social sup

This is line is brutal. Holy fuck

We always represent

Just passed a tow truck that said Rockdale on the side. We are everywhere.

you can tell by the body language it's definitely not the first time he's physically assaulted a woman

please don't print in the paper that irony killed me