My mom’s losing her mind and there’s a meeting soon about what our next steps are. So, THIS is the fun part of adulthood.

‘Murica

Looking forward to the new Witch Ripper, you guys.

Got a weasel, it's a teazel, mah pleazel, mah pleazel, got a weasel (Jumped in the car; looked real weird!)

Hey, look at that. Gas went up about $.30 since the weekend.

@peckedbythedove.bsky.social happy birthday!! 🥂

Billy Milano can eat 6 thousand dicks but I’m pretty psyched my Echo’s playing Surfin’ M.O.D. while I watch the Bruins game.

I wish I could look forward to Eck calling Sox games this year.

Are you dizzy when you’re stoned? 😵‍💫

Faith No More - ‘Introduce Yourself’ - Day on the Green - Oakland Coliseum - Oakland, CA - 10/12/1991 #MikePatton #FaithNoMore #TRTEraMike #NotQuiteADEraMike #DayOnTheGreen

Days like this that I wish I still had my “Damage, Inc.” shirt.

🥐

Rockin’ with Dokken

I hate doing this, but I’m a dad so here goes. If anyone wants/needs (?) any Girl Scout cookies hit us up. Can be shipped wherever or delivered in person locally. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/amelia... Thanks!

Got our Friday Fenways so now we’re all set. Play ball! 🐠

In for Saturday Fenway, I’ll get Fridays whenever

Holds still going out?

My shoulder is toast. I can barely lift my water bottle. Fuck snow.

I should put some pants on

Wind sounds like a train

Welp, first time mail ordering for 3. This feels weird.

Well, galdang! 🇺🇸

I’m torn because I’m American but I hate America

Good lord.

Toast is the best.

@hailsagan42069.bsky.social just saw the Dark Lord Day lineup, holy shit.

@sewage666.bsky.social sounding lovely as always on this new Exhumed

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle And I can't cope, piss up a rope

Fenway’s a lock, let’s see if my other half will let me do Merriweather.

@radiator9987.bsky.social happy birthday, mang!

If anyone needs a Girl Scout cookie fix, hit me up! Helps Mini Bung.

Love when a hot ash karate chops the back of your throat.

Hey, anybody need any Girl Scout cookies?

My wife and I still laugh about the time I took her to a dive bar to see Mastodon on Valentine’s Day 22 years ago. I’m such a romantic.

Back from soccer practice in time to relax

Still wild that Stanton Moore is the drummer for C.O.C.

Thought I saw Kid Rock, but it was just a pimple on Bad Bunny's nuts and whatnot.

That was pretty awesome.

“Is that Ricky?” 😆

Chillin’ with the old lady

Pretty, pretty good.

Neighborhood watch

Stunning every time 🥹