S.A.W.-Viper v1 1990 doesn’t do an apology tour. he kills more Joes. 5/10

“well i know he raped a child, BUT he is a racist” - republican strategist “well i know he raped a child, BUT his policy of unrepentant racism polls well” - democrat strategist

fuck every superman movie to date— I want a 1950s superman movie where the plot is he’s a dick to lois lane over and over for no real good reason

the boys ending was… fine. narratively wrapped up with the expected if not a bit disappointing tropes. what really bothered me was the lack of crowds. people. bystanders. the whole season, everything felt like a high school play, just the main stars of the show interacting on a set. felt cheap.

Eels v2 1992 findin’ an entrance where they can— boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus— EELS! 6/10

Tell this little boy in 1986 that he’s gonna grow up and play bass on a reformatted edition of the Transformers LP. Tell him he’s gonna get to do a new version of The Touch video that he watches on a VHS he taped off of MTV. He’d kick you in the nuts and scream “stranger danger!!”

least creepy place to place the mannequin

toy photo (i’m moving)

any transformation that replaces optimus prime’s truck grill with a second hidden abdomen grill kinda pisses me off. he’s a chonky boy, let him chonk.

i’m not a fan of christopher nolan but the way he excited a bunch of his chud fanbase with fantasy land armor then pissed them right the fuck off with fantasy land casting is pretty dope

robotics manufacturers try and pretend they have autonomos robots but honestly why isn’t teleoperating bipedal human shaped machines impressive enough or have case-use applications

that new ML ironhide looks awesome and is the toy i wish i had as a kid. Now that they’ve shown they can imagine beyond the original design but keep the spirit of it, they should throw out the microman scale and make em all diaclone scale. Half the team being shorties always bothered me tbh

i’ve never understood their fertility obsession (except when through the lens of race-replacement garbage) like, rich people are replacing all of us with robots and ai and letting us die from lack of a social safety net what the fuxk do you care if i’m blowing wads on the wall instead of in a womb

england 🤝 u.s.a. always going back to our abuser

We're all very concerned.

cleaning out my flat file of art and collected shit and found this old muslin map someone gave me… printed sometime around 1930. Nineteen. Thirty.

if the world suffers a second plague under trump, i’ll definitely become a believer

came home to a bouquet of flowers from @sickxbunny.bsky.social 🥰

robert kirkman said he was inspired by the shock as a kid of seeing megatron killing a bunch of autobots in the transformers movie. the only problem is there’s also so many moments of joy and whimsy in that movie. he doesn’t explore that. I think that’s why I find his tf run such a slog

we listened to the fans and the fans said “we want regurgitated slop!!”

this is where it all started btw not so funny now is it

Ha, I had friends demanding I drop everything and watch this the moment they finished it, and now that I've gotten around to it, I can understand why. Dan "Folding Ideas" Olsen was invited to visit Beast Studios, went, and came back with OPINIONS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dwa...

it’s been like 8 years since I toured europe. I sorta forgot how much the united states is a backward poverty filled shit hole ruled by a corrupt oligarchy that does everything in its power to destroy the will of the working class. like, I knew it, I just forgot how intense it was compared to here

WHY IS GIANT PAUL WALKER ON OUR HOTEL ROOM WALL WHY IS HE WATCHING WHAT IS HE WAITING TO SEE

Giger Bar in 2011… Giger Bar in 2026. truly a twice in a lifetime experience.

we just arrived in switzerland

sydney sweeney be like

crypto banking app called $maug

Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%

oh my sweet fiancée just sent me a video lemme check this- welp, def shouldn’t have worn sweatpants in the tour van today 🫣

i went 471 days posting a joeaday on my toy account but i blew it yesterday and posted late. hell, I’m in europe and the time difference was gonna fuck me eventually. anyway, here’s Flak-Viper v1 1992 6/10

excited to see doomsday when it is released on pirate bay

AI stock bots are seeing any “company pivots to AI” and being like FUCK YEAH BUY THAT ONE, STUPID HUMANS!!!

our tour bus in Australia a month and a half from now when the consequences of a war with Iran actually reach the rest of the world

what if transformers but they felt agonizing, crushing pain every time they had to contort and distort their bodies into alt modes

certain people big mad that hasbro won’t make a hooded cobra commander anymore. those people are dumb. like… what kind of bubble have you been living in for forty years.

Strato-Viper v1 1986 10/10

Big Ben v1 (1859) on the left Big Ben v2 (1991) on the right

what is this that stands before me

no one knows who they were… or… what they were doing

Cutter… but more importantly, the G.I. Joe Hovercraft. My childhood one is hanging on to life by a very thin thread.

if trump dies, jd vance takes over. but jd vance is a toothless wonder and he will be quickly supplanted (somehow) by pete hegseth who is currently firing the entire upper military command structure and replacing generals who question him with toadies. pete hegseth is the most dangerous man alive rn

slaaaaaay

luggage trollies are free to use at airports in other countries. the scourge of socialism

the sisters of slaaaaay. Chun-Li v1 1993 6/10

it’s so fucking weird living in 1938 germany i fucking hate it

i’m supposed to think it’s cool we’re flinging some folks around the moon AGAIN but SORRY the Artemis member-berry mission replaced one where we were gonna learn to move asteroids with robuts to defend earth from space collisions & I dunno that mighta been the move over this prestige nostalgia shit

Perfect design, stupid name. A.V.A.C. v1 1986 9/10