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fuck these wanna be albert speer wanna bes all the people want is the robocop statue on display in downtown detroit

in brazil the crowd sings songs like “you son of a bitch you’re a shit goalie” and “hey you go get fucked” over their national anthem as it plays at the beginning of a game and this is a good energy that i can respect

disgusted at del toro’s horny depiction of elizabeth and frankenstein’s monster… the story is supposed to be victor building a creature to be his fuck boy until he has post cum regret cause he’s repressed. give me gay monster sex you cowards

G.I. Joes love football. No… not that kind of football, only a Real American football, the kind played with grenades.

this taxi in rio has multiple makeup-brush kits available for my convenience

coked-up Princess Leia will also be available to meet for select Mollywood nights at Disney’s Studio 54

it’s important to note when discussing this movie that Richard Moll aka Bull from Night Court is the main bad guy and it features the band W.A.S.P. 10/10 oscars

He said there's a storm shadow coming in. Sarah Connor: [sighs] I know.

imagine no one likes you and your penis doesn’t work, you’d be like “i’m gonna make a white ethno state on mars and a robot army and give me one trillion dollars”

one of the mr. beast rides is ripping the genitals off a journalist and you don’t even have to do it yourself you can buy a slave to do it for you

when i was a kid i thought i’d be excited about robots but instead i grew up and i want them all dead

sandwiches don’t kill?!?! apparently this jury has never seen the documentary called “the killer sandwich” where i was killed by a sandwich that enjoys killing

billionaires could spend less money just paying a reasonable tax rate, but they’d rather use their money to make sure the poors don’t have public services

RFK Jr during an actual actual health emergency be like

RFK jr runs off to go grab his chainsaw for a trophy of the incident

i’m done being happy i hunger for more blood

just kidding i will always hate on that shitty song jay-z is a shit rapper and he’s a billionaire so sorry not sorry: guillotine

having a drink tonight

congrats to the winners tonight who won without throwing trans people under a bus 💜

congrats are in order to mayor-elect Mamdani, but it’s important to acknowledge the NYC mayoral race had THREE viable candidates; Americans are ready to break from the two-party duopoly and want choice of representation from democrats, republicans, and independent professionally disgraced sex pests

this is objectively hilarious

imagining all the wiki editors poised over their keyboards sweating tonight to be the first to edit

the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling

this kind of “across the aisle” posthumous praising of homicidal war criminals cannot die soon enough

cuomo probably regretting killing all those old people who might’ve voted for an aging sex pest 😔

i’m flying to nyc tomorrow… nyc, do me a favor today and make sure i fly into a city that supports progressives and rejects sex pests 🙏

if there’s anything the right hate more than muslims, gays, trans, poc, or immigrants, it’s women

dick cheney, gone too late

I love movies and have a fair amount of friends who work in movies but I'd really like to see Hollywood fail. I'm tired of blockbusters and giant salaries for actors and directors and producers and the oscars and shit. I'd rather see a $50,000 budget movie with nothing but a good idea and gumption

time to get into the holiday spirit

the only thing the trans panic did was make weak democrats look weaker as they hemmed and hawed. they gained nothing from capitulation

toy collectors and modelers are like”woah that’s divorce material” and like “oh man wife’s gonna hate this” like why didn’t you marry someone who doesn’t hate you. maybe someone who has their own hobbies and interests you could be supportive of

amazing… can’t wait for her youtube video on how she built this costume in her garage over 9 months using nothing but EVA foam and a spool of wire

tr/st

fuck me pixel grip was so good (as always)

sacred skin

to kick off men’s mental health awareness month, here’s a couple of lifelines

How many people could the overtime pay for those cops have fed?

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs Brianna Wu

while tying her tie, my gf had to my hear my typical screed about how half-windsor knots are for wimps, then when my landlord saw us he says “oh a full windsor knot, nice” and I was like SEE IT’S IMPORTANT

at the party last night, popeye was expressing how he felt older than most people there “like me and you, we’re about the same age” and i said oh honey we are not the same age. he was 38. anyway, here’s 50 yo Morticia spinning on the stripper pole

Happy Halloween from me, @imrryr666.bsky.social , and Thing 🎃 🫰

“west end girl” continues david harbour’s long running streak of being involved in mediocre projects

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

y’all ever get stuck helping out a hoarder friend? like, rotten food on the floor and in the fridge, sink clogged up for years, filling up dozens and dozens of trash bags with stomach churning garbage, holding them up to call an ambulance after they’ve shit themself? this last week has been wild