got my covid and flu shot today. there was no line. so either the vaccine supply and delivery is aces this year, or america is getting stupider; which is more likely?

surprise, Ludicra’s last sf show at the Great American Music Hall will be available as a live album along with a bonus download of a multi cam video of the entire show. available oct 2 on Ludicra’s bandcamp at 7pm with a listening party

rfk jr wants to cure autism because if you had autism you might do weird things like cut the head off a whale carcass to take home with you or dump a dead bear cub in central park or kill your estranged wife

tips for touring abroad; always bring prescription strength anti-diarrhea medication

i’m rooting for the eyeball creature to kill all these stupid characters and maybe the showrunner too

Hawk Fourah

to show my solidarity with tylenol i will now eat 200 tylenols

not making a “if the rapture happens tomorrow” post because all religion is bullshit and i won’t play in your fantasy apocalyptic scare world even for funsies or the lulz

i cannot even fathom how i overjoyed i would be to have libsoftiktok bitch about any of my bands

new star wars trailer dropped! time to get online and be furious about something inconsequential to human existence that you haven’t actually seen yet

my disappointment is immeasurable and my whole day is ruined

good news, one white millionaire got their job back so you can once again enjoy the entirely benevolent consolidated media empire of disney, abc, marvel, espn, fox, pixar, disney theme parks, xd, babble, blip, fx, lucasfilm, hulu, a&e, freeform, hollywood records, national geographic, the disney st…

just found out the former movie theater i live in was fined in 1919 for showing pornographic films and tbh i’ve never felt more at home than rn

happy birthday @sewage666.bsky.social

my hot movie take is that green screens and cgi are better than flying a bunch of rich asshats around to crazy locations and shutting down people’s neighborhoods just to make shitty garbage doo doo blockbusters that will be forgotten in a year

a few pics from a clown’s 50th bday party last night… celebrating my actual birthday by sitting around in my underwear along with my gf doing fuck all

petition to make starbucks employees not have to write god damn fucking names on a cups. you get an order number just like everywhere fuxking else and the rest of the world is spared fake rage posts

put up your dukes, put em up, put em up!!!

Don’t support big company. Big company don’t like you. Support small artist. Or just save your money.

i hate when people use indiana jones as an “antifa” hero because he would also steal shit from indigenous people and unrepentantly committed statutory rape oh and also he’s not real

dear evil tech bros - i’m begging you, read another book besides lord of the rings

someone tell maga that they’re adding artificial 🤮 iodine to the raw, healthy, natural salt that alpha males thrive on

the best way you can observe this october 14th is to quote the hell out of the guy. post a bunch. get all those quotes out there. really really memorialize all the things he said in his own words

watching alien earth and i’m like no labs are this dumb and everyone is so unrealistically stupid and then i remember RFK jr runs the CDC

I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:

i don’t want AI, i want to able to listen to music from my phone while on hold instead of their shitass tinny hold-music

can we stop calling it the middle class now? words should mean things

texts from democrats asking for donations to fight for jimmy kimmel’s job versus asking for donations to fight a genocide in gaza is a ratio of 100:never

so even after dying i can’t catch a fucking break?!

having to make a video file size larger for audience compatibility cause apple sucks ass and won’t support h265 tbh apple should just give up and replace quicktime with vlc

impossible and beyond burgers are so fucking dumb and uncreative, i want dragon burgers, kobold nuggets, unicorn steak wtf

jimmy kimmel is worth like $50 million dollars and the funniest thing he could do now is say “peace out you racist fucks” and live a nice life in belize or new zealand or ireland or something. instead, he’s probably just gonna start a podcast that sucks

all major media is run by fascist oligarchs desperate to hold onto power. pirate everything

*republicat senator after snorting 5 rails of catnip off a claw girl’s teats* we must ban all drugs to protect the kitties!!

at the gates in 1994 at the trocadero sf was a landmark show for me. impaled did few shows with disfear years later and tomas was real nice. he let me try a snus and it made me throw up. ran into him a few times at fests over the years and was always surprised he remembered my name. r.i.p. too soon

i got gung hoes in different area codes

i have independently confirmed from my confidential sources that Tyler Robinson is still a cis white male

excited to hear someday about how brian kilmeade was a loving husband and father

at the gay rodeo, yee haw

all conservative white male podcasters rn

they didn’t try and find him (he was turned in by his dad), he engraved homophobic jokes and anti trans memes on his bullet casings, and he’s groyper. gonna put my successful prediction rating at around 92%

remember when right wing fascists were shooting bud light cans cause a woman got a bud light can with her name on it to promote bud light for a single 60 second instagram video? anyways, let’s remember to be respectful to each other in this difficult time

front line assembly

clock dva

lead into gold

pulling teeth should keep his hands busy from pulling other things

kash patel and the fbi are not gonna actually try and find the shooter because they don’t want to arrest and parade around a racist white boy accelerationist who grew up watching videos about “martyrs” on terrorgram

it’s very telling that shit libs have all jumped on the “stop the political violence you leftists” bandwagon knowing absolutely nothing about the shooter, completely ignoring that president asshole was shot at twice by members of his own fash party

what if some hateful bitch ass got shot and killed and you just didn’t talk about it, just ignored it, made sure they didn’t trend, made sure their life’s work was wasted and forgotten; when someone brings it up be like “who?”